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Count Jim Moriarty

@countmoriarty.bsky.social
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Twit. Lols and righteous indignation. Driver training coaching person Nonsense fan

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Knocked up a chicken? I see...
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Acceptable. You?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I recognise that place. Went for a curry on the way back from Dovedale once I think in a restaurant that was upstairs looking out onto the square.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're in Europe?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mixed bag today. Disappointed with Sydney. www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 85😁 75😂 100🎯 99🔥 Final score: 932
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Ate them straight outta tha chicken..."
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At that point in the cycle of viral cold type disease that I would like to ride a heron into Sketchleys.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Content
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At your service
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quick scarper! She's got a 75L Berghaus full of turnips.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I didn't need that setting before and I sure as hell don't need it now" walks off silently in black and white.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First one I ever accidentally clicked whilst I was moving my finger trying to decide where to click.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
C'mon lads.... We want polls and we want to turn off people's reposts.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same but 3 and 8 wrong
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love a good heron
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At all times
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 85😁 Final score: 948
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 19 100🎯 87🎓 93🏆 95🏅 87🎓 Final score: 919
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frigganometry. Phwoarr etc.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We already do.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a wonderful game. Ethereal, comforting, good-natured, and magical. Lynchian. Perfect as the night's draw in.
A screenshot from the entry on Steam gaming platform for Creature Kitchen. There is a picture of a raccoon eating a jam sandwich in a dimly lit wooden building, its eyes are lit by the reflection from a torch. It says 'A creepy-cosy simulator where you befriend local wildlife and feed them their favourite snacks! With a strange house to search and forest to explore, the witching hour has only begun.'
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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The middle East right now !
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you have any other golden rules?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 18 98🎯 90👑 91👑 90👑 96🔥 Final score: 928 I've seen easier ones. I know Africa better than India although I looked at India the other day and remembered roughly what side Gujurat was.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think that village is probably harbouring weapons of mass destruction and here's the convincing dossier. I think we need to overthrow the regime and bring it back under English control. Am I doing this right yet?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have you dyed your hair?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's good but you wonder why he said nothing before.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HOORAY FOR POKEY
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We don't get any tonight but I have seen some filthy skies in the distance from altitude, probably 50-100 miles away.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Planned things with uncertain elements?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I couldn't tell which one she was. She changed her hair later on.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There needs to be a little guide book with it so we know which one is which (the girls not the thighs). The middle one that I used to fancy is more obvious but the other two look alike.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Shallow tanks of water Light sabres Wet knees Bridal paths Bill Oddy Kagools Semaphore Chipmunks Triple word scores Frangipane Emmanuel Macron Crumpets Lanolin Trampolines The Messerschmitt Me 262 Blood on snow Slipknot and Teddington.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
To where?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Still waiting for bluesky to catch up. It's been over five fears for them to recreate what twitter once was. But Elon got what he wanted. He won in the end. To win we need everyone on same platform.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So can you turn off reposts yet? Do they have polls yet? Does the algorithm make sense yet? How many years will it take Bluesky to replace twitter? I mean it's been a while.
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Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bill Oddie urging people to vote for kindness not arrogance.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mince it up, combine with breadcrumbs and squeeze it into an affordable yet moderately tasty sausage.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's the beginning of a dramatic quest to rescue him.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Get someone to make you a helmet like the Man with the Stick that you can draw on and wipe off and then you can go out in it eg to the local Indian Takeaway and you can draw something like Greg Proops dropping a lime pickle into a penguin's purse on it.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Want some positivity yeah? Hold onto this rope for me. Just stand there.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Atherstone, home of the very simple man. It is merely an escaped Nuneaton.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The oxytocin ones are very difficult for a lot of people to achieve.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is exactly what someone who was the evil mastermind behind hantavirus would do.
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