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Count Jim Moriarty

@countmoriarty.bsky.social
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Twit. Lols and righteous indignation. Driver training coaching person Nonsense fan

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a wonderful game. Ethereal, comforting, good-natured, and magical. Lynchian. Perfect as the night's draw in.
A screenshot from the entry on Steam gaming platform for Creature Kitchen. There is a picture of a raccoon eating a jam sandwich in a dimly lit wooden building, its eyes are lit by the reflection from a torch. It says 'A creepy-cosy simulator where you befriend local wildlife and feed them their favourite snacks! With a strange house to search and forest to explore, the witching hour has only begun.'
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Want some positivity yeah? Hold onto this rope for me. Just stand there.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Thank you. My friend just found these following a similar search
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm not sure that making an intelligent rebuttal and then screenshotting because you have your reposts inactivated is exactly "talking bollox". You don't want to engage in debate and that's fine. I come from a debating background so no wonder you disappeared at the first sign of defeat on your part.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is why the left are struggling. There are still so many that think that leaving Twitter was a winning move. Yet it's exactly what Musk wanted and they gave it to him. The man that sold Twitter to Musk thus putting Trump in power and destroying the planet is now sitting on his arse.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"Look. When I was small the potatoes already smaller than normal roast potatoes. Then I got bigger, like an adult and so the potatoes must now be microscopic. You probably couldn't even pick them up with a fork!"
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Me in 2008 finding out what life is like in 2025 versus me finding out I still have biscuits in the cupboard.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ah come on now.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
SATURDAY!
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's 11.37pm which means it's time to enjoy Noel Edmond's asking to have his own feet photoshopped out of his wedding photo.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It is time for a nice walk
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Look at this lovely bunch of lads
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A still from a recently rediscovered black and white horror film. A gorilla is looking quizzically at two frightened men in suits. A cupboard door next to the men is open.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I ordered my old primary school hymn book from Amazon (prompted by this thread) and lo...
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Probably more interactingtons. But I rarely see anyone that I used to know on Twitter which I suppose makes things feel foreign.
Harold Bishop from neighbours playing a tuba
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I find it odd on here. It feels like a foreign country. Interaction is always nice.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tempting to set up a go fund me for this poor chap
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Slight Glen Baxter vibe
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The Jobs
At the top it says "Translate this sentence" and below that there is a A
 duolingo character  saying "the jobs"
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Probably this or something
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Went into the woods. Found a frond. No nude woman behind it. I then tried several other fronds but to my dismay there was nothing. I walked home dejectedly
A green fern on a dark background
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Nice kiosk here. Or is it a booth?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
"I wonder what's going on over at Bluesk.....
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Get back on twitter! *waves fist encouragingly* *whistles*
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Dr Anna Bull lecturer. She probably gets it all the time.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"Play some Derek and Clive sir!" "Yes, sir play the one about the nightie sir!" "Oh go on sir. Play Derek and Clive for us sir!"
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
This is basically the Bluesky vibe now. Stand up for the national anthem and then get to bed.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Same.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Last one. Bed and breakfast in Inverness complete with Radio/TV/Alarm Clock. We had never seen a TV alarm clock before. So this was baffling. Never seen one since.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
All right....all right then....I'll do another tweet.......right...... What about this then? Can't say my parties were boring can you? Good job these two lads aren't on here isn't it?
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Just realised the lack of polls on here. We don't have polls yet. I like polls. In it's absence here is a random picture from the very depths of Windows XP era tinkering
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
You wait for stuff about herons for ages and then it's all herons
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Not as important as fly facts though
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Finally made an effort to seek out Dancing Ledge. Decent breeze. Some Mediterranean tourists. No phone signal. No seabirds but a decent bit of quiet.
Landscape from high land looking out to sea with a headland in the distance. Low sun slightly behind some cloud. Foreground verdant green grass with a milestone in the lower left third. The sea is vast and blue.
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Hooray!
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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I am finally here. Now the trick is to slowly find everyone else.
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