Reposted by Count DorkulaMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13hMost TV is just this now. 14056821612
Reposted by Count DorkulaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whispery coffee shop vocal cover of Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" at the end of a Grey's Anatomy episode about someone who dies after an elevator accident of some kind. 2871224
Reposted by Count DorkulaFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did I say the Gout Cop paperback would be available Monday? Well, it’s already available TODAY! www.amazon.com/Gout-Cop-Fra... GOUT COP! 29810
Reposted by Count DorkulaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This day in history. 1290. In Orkney Margaret, Maid of Norway, Queen of Scots, Lady of the Lake, Scourge of God, Boss of Bosses, Princess of Thieves, Wizard of Oz, Field of Dreams, Queen of the Damned, Princess of Dune, Baroness of Blood, Sultan of Swing, and Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, died. 38840
Reposted by Count DorkulaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed! 219140523071
Reposted by Count DorkulaJohn J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil... 21257104
Reposted by Count DorkulaIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026Nobody believes anything about this stuff because it's been an unbroken stream of acrid bullshit for over five years. NFTs and memecoins and now chatbots marketed as acting talent, all from the same internet addled gang of greedy carnies. 31058
Reposted by Count DorkulaOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As it’s 19 September, it must be... that’s right: time to cuddle your local church—well, if you attend St. Mary’s in Painswick, Gloucestershire. And it’s more a hokey-cokey. And it’ll probably be tomorrow. And strictly speaking it’s called ‘clipping’ the church. Oh, and there’ll be Puppy-Dog Pies... 45116
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026Who run Beautytown? 27910151
Reposted by Count DorkulaPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saturday 9/19 is International Observe the Moon Night! If you live in central VA you can come take a look at UVa's wonderful historic McCormick Observatory. It's free, and you can register here: www.eventbrite.com/e/internatio...eventbrite.comInternational Observe the Moon Night with CASInternational Observe the Moon Night is a worldwide celebration of lunar science and exploration and the Moon in arts and culture. 0568
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wait but have we even given tariffs a chance? Aren’t there still some allies we haven’t tried to annex yet? We haven’t tried renaming earth Planet America! Guys, come back 092
Reposted by Count DorkulaTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This can also fuck off 1516112
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The king's adviser is actually a nice guy: 6957221591
Reposted by Count DorkulaThe Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It only takes a second to share. Somewhere out there is the perfect home for this lovely girl. www.thejase.co.uk/adopt-blue/thejase.co.ukAdopt Blue - The JaseThis beautiful 2 year old mix breed (American Bulldog, English Mastiff, + unknown) is looking for a forever home. Her owner had to give her up because her new landlord […] 01519
Reposted by Count DorkulaPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dedicating a 250 foot arch to himself—a 5-time draft dodger and pathological bully and coward—is Trump’s way of saying “Fuck you” to all who faithfully served lying in its shadow in Arlington 59960
Reposted by Count DorkulaDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 22/08/2026Seattleites: anybody want a ticket to the sold-out KEXP BBQ today? Turns out I have an extra. (You can see the much-lauded Angine de Poitrine play!) www.kexp.org/bbq/kexp.org KEXP BBQ 2026 Join KEXP for our annual BBQ. More details to be announced soon. 7414
Reposted by Count DorkulaIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/08/2026Guys like Axelrod having whatever the exact opposite of a killer instinct is is a big reason why we got rolled by the dumbest grossest brutes in history twice 779676
Reposted by Count DorkulaBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You know how people sometimes tell you not to buy a car that was built on a Friday because it would probably be a total piece of crap? I’m an atheist but I do often think about how the last thing god supposedly created just before quitting time at the end of a PARTICULARLY demanding week was us 39031
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It seems that my landlady has adopted a new strategy re: the use of the HVAC system, most especially the AC aspect of it. Broadly speaking, the thinking looks to be "Turn the AC on when it's not particularly hot outside (ex: midnight to dawn), and turn it off when it is hot outside".static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballAlt: GIF from "Dodgeball" - That's A Bold Strategy Cotton Let's See If It Pays Off For Him 100
Reposted by Count Dorkulaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the way things are going, the only safe thing to eat will be the rich 30693211
Reposted by Count DorkulaVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is what I’m going to tell people to eat from now on instead of a bag of dicks 523427
Reposted by Count DorkulaCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it. 772835927
Reposted by Count DorkulaTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Four years post-feral life Peabody is still afraid to sit directly in our laps, but he does like it when he hold his basket in our laps and rub his belly. 1438239
Reposted by Count DorkulaFarran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 03/08/2026At my substack, no paywall for now: The Man Who Would Be Dorléac. open.substack.com/pub/selfstyl...open.substack.comThe Man Who Would Be DorléacCostumes weren't the only things he created 1813334
Reposted by Count DorkulaBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026there are some doomsday scenarios that feel useless to even try to avoid, and this feels like one of them. If AI really can get that much better that quickly, and if it will likely be missaligned with human flourishing, I say we just hope the robot takes me in as its doggy 31344
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just found a couple (still wrapped) Werther's Original rattling around in a desk drawer. Gonna save them for later. #WINNING 000
Reposted by Count Dorkulabakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026look at this pair of perverts 16787110
Reposted by Count DorkulaEl Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Paint me like one of your French squirrels 1155366689
Reposted by Count DorkulaDr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Good grief, this hits home. 324138014874
Reposted by Count DorkulaSara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The thing with “is ai conscious?/will it become conscious?” Is there is zero practical or business incentive to build a tool that has opinions. Would you buy a toaster that is capable of resenting you? Or a TV that won’t put on the show you want because “it’s boring”? What’s the market?? 1013125
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I just corrected a typo in a Reddit comment from 2 weeks ago. My friends, I am crushing it. 020
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We'll always have cornbread. Disclaimer: Dependent upon the availability of ingredients and a suitable heat source. Cornbread not guaranteed. 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Otto Korrect on my iPad just offered up "youre" as a suggestion. 060
Reposted by Count DorkulaAnnieGTMD @anniegt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE OBLITERATING THE ALREADY-COMPLETELY-DESTROYED WEAPONS IN ORDER TO OPEN THE NOT-CLOSED STRAIT. TYFYATTM 031
Reposted by Count DorkulaJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/07/2026With immeasurable sadness I must announce that Napoleon, our best boy, went missing a few nights back. if you see a small black kitty with two white toes around Boundary/Markhouse roads in #walthamstow do DM me. if i post no photos of him anymore, this will be why. he was my very best boy 💔 11068285
Reposted by Count DorkulaBebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Dammit. Now where the hell did I park my. . . Ah. Found it. 622843234
Reposted by Count DorkulaAdrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My wife, @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social, made a sticker out of my Nigel Farage drawing. #caricature #art 311218
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The USMNT can still win if J.D. Vance has the courage. #StoptheSteal 000
Reposted by Count DorkulaPessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026250 years since Will Smith killed all them aliens 520648
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I am pleased to announce that I just sneezed and didn't pull a muscle. Today will be a good day. 100
Reposted by Count Dorkuladr clementine v-a @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this DR is the worst thing to happen to the uk since Harold Shipman #ENGDRC 1225
