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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner

@renrut-mas.bsky.social
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Big beardy nerd full of cake and mathematics. ML is magic. LLM chatbots are flimflam. "Anti-bedtime Leftist" "A squalid experiment in open borders." "Woke scold." "One of the worst humans on this site" Will Stancil

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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 5h
Privately educated Spielman did a bachelor's in law which she's never used having immediately gone to work in finance upon graduation and then marrying a multi millionaire.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 9h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 8h
We stayed at home for Christmas and had relations.
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Josef O'Shea @josefoshea.bsky.social · 8h
Just for the halibut ?
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 8h
I had a recurring fever dream when I had pertussis where a metre tall crow taught me to fly but my mother was really annoyed when I floated into the kitchen and then I went to bed and there was a tap at the window and me and my brother were frozen as the suddenly malevolent crow tried to get in.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 9h
I don't understand why you'd take out LA or San Diego when all the worst cunts live 500km north.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11h
Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...
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AI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third Circuit
Using someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah yeah it's pushed the boundaries of particle physics and cosmology but did he squint at the sun with unprotected eyes? No. Which is why he's only got a woke Nobel and not a proper FIFA one.
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck these three cunts. Danny Trejo, Henry Thomas and Harvey Keitel are going to star in a pro ICE film. I wish ET had died
Danny Trejo Henry Thomas Harvey Keitel
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 13h
Tragically born a century too early. In the 21st century he'd own a trillion dollar tech gift.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h
"Luke, why do you have such enmity towards fishermen?" Because of the blood feud. "Why do you have a blood feud?" Let me tell you. It has to do with my father.
My father, a handsome man with a beard. These good looks are genetic.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 14h
The UK will never get a unified drone defence capability if they can't decide whether it's a batch or a barm cake.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 14h
If you are shitty to people working in customer service then I will judge the entirety of your moral character and I will be 100% correct.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21h
How dare you invoke a wrestling move when I’m “talkin’ rape” with a fellow intellectual.
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solomonhughes.bsky.social @solomonhughes.bsky.social · 15h
"Zionism is Racism " is a bad slogan cos it puts Zionists as the central problem , not Imperialism- its not 'why does the West/Trump/Biden arm Israel ' etc. its 'how have Zionists persuaded them to do this bad thing. (When the better 'Israel is an Apartheid state' was already Green policy)
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 17h
As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 23h
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17h
Morning (New Yorker cartoon, by Rose Anne Prevec)
A man sits at a restaurant table holding two chips. A woman sitting opposite, with the chips directly in front of her, while he has an empty plate, says “I can't believe how much more relaxed I feel since you told me to calm down.”
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 16h
Fair play to the local newscaster bookending a quote from Giles Brandreth calling Archer a "great storyteller" with "Archer was convicted and jailed for perjury in 2001"
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 16h
Wee Stevie genuinely thinks this will persuade people that he isn't as racist as they thought.
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arnie @arnie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i havent seen a single one say shit about the incredibly antisemitic & racist tory tapestry that just happens to be 88 feet long
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 17h
Normal country
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ça marche ... un peu ... avec les yeux bien plissés #mokulito printober
A treated wood block that you can almost see oil pencil marks onThe same block inked by the magic of hydrophilia and hydrophobiaA pretty shonky print of the hiragana もくりと or mokulito
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What in the fedora-fuck is this?
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only way I want to see oligarchs bloodying each other's noses is when they're hanging by their ankles and swung together like a human Newton's Cradle.
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 05/10/2026
if those US airplanes flew back because of those 5 lads, it is a moral imperative for every UK leftist to take up dogging
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy this very normal cottage :) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS (surprisingly) WHOLESOME www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Has Polanski peaked?" ask our three intrepid podcasters as they beg seven-time loser Nigel Farage for another cosy chat.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boomers genuinely think chatbots are going to work as medics and pick their salad. Jesus.
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Dmitri. #freeLink @momus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the most predictable consequences ever: Strikingly, every single one of the many smart glasses videos we found were captured by teen boys — and their bad behavior was overwhelmingly directed at girls.
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Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Terrorize Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You cannot use "the purpose of a system is what it does" against Zionism because Zionism is not the system. The system is US/Israeli colonialism. The system is the 2018 declaration of Nation Statehood. Those two things are explicitly and unequivocally racist.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Life on Earth 1979 - murky water full of sea grass and then a (probably completely harmless) sea critter swam out towards the camera. Jaws 3D could never.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are so many people wrong about everything???
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'm fine with some dirty forrins if it makes the Line Go Up, keeps the strawberries cheap, and gets me a faster queue on my way to the house in Provence." English liberals genuinely can't hear themselves.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm pretty good at avoiding false flag conspiracy theories but sometimes life really really stretches my capabilities.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Simpsons "Say the line, Bart!" Meme 
Bart's line "Yet you participate in society"
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One time in China we saw a sign saying "Do not put the tortoise in the fountain". There was no fountain and no obvious tortoise. We asked the guide what the translation should have said but apparently the original also said do not put the tortoise in the fountain. It's not terrible advice.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Human Centipede 4: The Wombles
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
offcut woodcut printober (there's a reason this was only 50p ... it's a very silly piece of wood)
An odd offcut of walnut including bark with an old geezers face cut into it and printed onto paper
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear the internet, Stop being weird for five fucking minutes, will you? Yours etc.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see we're just making shit up to be upset about. The NF and BUF categorically never adopted this policy or anything like it. That's obvious to anybody over seven. I'm not going any further down this drizzle of piss list after that start. Read things before you share them, clowns.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chatting with Nazis is the fun part! If you're the most vanilla cishet beige boy in the entire gated community!
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear gawd
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh god they're one of the professional Stancil-haters.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something something academia is so vicious because the stakes are so low.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey kids. Wee tip from an ancient mariner of the internet. Don't pick an argument with a complete stranger then do this. You look a proper tit.
Wil Gieseler @wilgieseler.com i am not interested in debating the definition of reasoning by the way or how much or how little LLM "reasoning" or "thoughts" are an analogy
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