Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SY HOIVENDEN! youtu.be/I5vO9vC2fJI?...youtu.beSCTV - Scenes from an Idiot's MarriageYouTube video by Golden Key Videos 000
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's got 170 acting credits (and counting). It would almost be more surprising if he wasn't in "Blade" and "Vampires". 000
Reposted by Count DorkulaBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain. 1221273
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And/or lazy. Cory Doctorow talks a lot about "discernment" when it comes to dealing with AI outputs. In theory* a lawyer handling a murder case should know to check citations, and delete the hallucinations, but buddy just couldn't be arsed. *not a lawyer, but I've seen them in movies and on TV! 040
Reposted by Count DorkulaMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171751968
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Agreed about the energy Jack brings to the episodes. The impressionist is Josh Robert Thompson, and his episodes are my most re-watched over the last couple of years. He has a radio show on XCSB.org, but I've been listening to the replays on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/distantsound....soundcloud.comDistant Sound of TrainsDistant Sound of Trains is Josh Robert Thompson. Listen Sundays 8-9pm ET on https://xcsb.org/ 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It was ... not a great/bad movie. Watching it by myself (even with some chemical enhancement) was pretty rough. I should have just stuck with re-watching the RedLetterMedia episode it was featured in: youtu.be/At1EOyY5Hpo?...youtu.beBest of the Worst: Plinketto #10YouTube video by RedLetterMedia 110
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Michael Gross got done dirty in "100 Million BC", the way they made him look like he was having stomach issues in every scene. Also, but OT: "Takeyourfuckenpills!" 110
Reposted by Count DorkulaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whispery coffee shop vocal cover of Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" at the end of a Grey's Anatomy episode about someone who dies after an elevator accident of some kind. 2872024
Reposted by Count DorkulaFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did I say the Gout Cop paperback would be available Monday? Well, it’s already available TODAY! www.amazon.com/Gout-Cop-Fra... GOUT COP! 210110
Reposted by Count DorkulaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This day in history. 1290. In Orkney Margaret, Maid of Norway, Queen of Scots, Lady of the Lake, Scourge of God, Boss of Bosses, Princess of Thieves, Wizard of Oz, Field of Dreams, Queen of the Damned, Princess of Dune, Baroness of Blood, Sultan of Swing, and Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, died. 38840
Reposted by Count DorkulaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed! 218140663084
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That beats mine. Early 80's, a high school classmate announced "Black and white movies suck!". I mean ... it was high school, so we were all idiots, but that was ... special. 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't know if it was intentional or a typo, but I approve of "Matt Watney". 130
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Honestly surprised he didn't go with TI for Trump Intelligence. 000
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does anybody know who's providing the video feed? 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"He's not hurting the right people." - Nice white Republican lady interviewed in the 2nd half of Trump's first term. 061
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every autumn my landlady puts a Toronto Maple Leafs flag in the stand next to the front door. Every spring she takes down the flag and says "That's it! I'm done with this team! The mismanagement, the disappointment ... I'm done!" Every autumn my landlady ... 020
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"In order to save the free press, President Trump had to destroy the free press." - MAGA pundits 000
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026But also this:static.klipy.comAustin Powers Fembots in PinkAlt: Austin Powers Fembots in Pink 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This:static.klipy.comFembots in Silver BrasAlt: Fembots in Silver Bras 130
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mr. Precedent Trump Sir would NOT "want" to Gild THE LILY! 010
Reposted by Count DorkulaJohn J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil... 21258104
Reposted by Count DorkulaIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026Nobody believes anything about this stuff because it's been an unbroken stream of acrid bullshit for over five years. NFTs and memecoins and now chatbots marketed as acting talent, all from the same internet addled gang of greedy carnies. 31058
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Notstatic.klipy.comImplication ImplyingAlt: Because of the implication. (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) 000
Reposted by Count DorkulaOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As it’s 19 September, it must be... that’s right: time to cuddle your local church—well, if you attend St. Mary’s in Painswick, Gloucestershire. And it’s more a hokey-cokey. And it’ll probably be tomorrow. And strictly speaking it’s called ‘clipping’ the church. Oh, and there’ll be Puppy-Dog Pies... 45115
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comOh Maggie? Strays Dog ReactionAlt: Oh Maggie? Strays Dog Reaction 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Could be AI, could also be a case ofstatic.klipy.comGraphic Design Is My Passion - Designer HumorAlt: Graphic Design Is My Passion - Designer Humor 1162
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"We're just too damn stupid to do our jobs!" is a heckuva campaign slogan.static.klipy.comBold Strategy Cotton - DodgeballALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball 031
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Were I a youngish and successful pop musician, and was asked to play at the wedding of an 82 year old billionaire, I'd weight my pockets and walk into the nearest large body of water. 210
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026Who run Beautytown? 27910151
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comWell Hello Mister Fancy PantsAlt: Ash from Army of Darkness: "Well Hello Mister Fancy Pants" 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Keep "improving" things until they break. When Apple changed Final Cut Pro, one of the talking points about the new workflow was "a new paradigm in non-linear editing". A critic of the redesign said "I don't need a new paradigm in non-linear editing, I need to be able to put shit into bins". 080
Reposted by Count DorkulaPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saturday 9/19 is International Observe the Moon Night! If you live in central VA you can come take a look at UVa's wonderful historic McCormick Observatory. It's free, and you can register here: www.eventbrite.com/e/internatio...eventbrite.comInternational Observe the Moon Night with CASInternational Observe the Moon Night is a worldwide celebration of lunar science and exploration and the Moon in arts and culture. 0568
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wait but have we even given tariffs a chance? Aren’t there still some allies we haven’t tried to annex yet? We haven’t tried renaming earth Planet America! Guys, come back 092
Reposted by Count DorkulaTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This can also fuck off 1516112
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hmmm ... $5000 per vote per person. Very legal. Very cool. 031
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 07/09/2026These are great! So much better that I'd expect from early attempts. "Man, Bench, and Bin" is something I'd gladly hang on my wall. 110
Reposted by Count DorkulaAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The king's adviser is actually a nice guy: 6957191591
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026By coincidence I re-watched this last night: youtu.be/SID3CDYgRJw?...youtu.beCreepshow 2 - re:ViewYouTube video by RedLetterMedia 010
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026weLL, ACTuAllY, IF YoU thiNK aboUt it, waTER is MAde oF hyDrOgen aNd 0XygEn, aND yOU woulDN't adD eIthER OF ThosE To a fIrE, wOUld y0u?!?! 000
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comI'M A Vampire Nicolas CageAlt: I'M A Vampire - Nicolas Cage 010
Reposted by Count DorkulaThe Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It only takes a second to share. Somewhere out there is the perfect home for this lovely girl. www.thejase.co.uk/adopt-blue/thejase.co.ukAdopt Blue - The JaseThis beautiful 2 year old mix breed (American Bulldog, English Mastiff, + unknown) is looking for a forever home. Her owner had to give her up because her new landlord […] 01519
Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm the furthest thing from an art expert, but that painting looks about 100 years before it's time. 000
