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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State

@cornopolous.bsky.social
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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)

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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 3h
Better!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11h
Someone asked me how old I was today and I told them I have one, maybe two rotties left
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11h
I’d fist fight you in the old drive in but only with a photographer that could get us in silhouette amongst the weeds around the speaker boxes with a decaying screen in the background for viral effect.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11h
There are no better people than hospice workers and NICU nurses
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12h
Once I was going to see Lisa and got hit by snowballs by Oak Knoll school. I chased them down and a kid fell, terrified,. I picked him up, laughing, and said “throw them between those 2 buildings and your escape route is perfect. You’ll never ever get caught. Have you thrown iceballs?”
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13h
What if we made out at The Shell?
The shell at the Embarcadero in San Diego. The shell is a stage that looks like, well, you know. It illuminated and not at all circular. It’s lovely and if get a chance to see someone there, please, do it
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13h
Hahaha! Art!
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13h
I stand next to the train tracks drinking antifreeze from a Yahtzee Shaker because the movie house is closed, and I've decided all I want in life is to live in a shuttered single-screen movie theater with a trapeze net hanging from the balcony and firepoles firepoles firepoles
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve had two passports stolen in the mail and had to get “other,” new ones. Probably nothing will happen using this idea, though
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16h
We only had tang:(
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 17h
*standing on the corner of a busy city street with a megaphone CAPTCHA is how the robots find YOU! Wake up, sheeple!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 21h
Mark O’Meara Marco Meara Mar Comeara
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Kids, hold daddy's jacket while he battle raps this fool."
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sansanbelt killed my Father you son of a bitch
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol the announcer calling Mason Miller’s strikeout stats this year, “grotesque.”
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a cybertruck driving the shoulder in heavy traffic and was like “oh, you’re like seven kinda of bitch.” And then saw him getting a ticket a half mile up. Win.
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Afraid to swallow our pride
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s wrong. Pay
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or one knowledgeable PM to make sure none of the people it was designed for get in
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An old guy like me at work saw Robert Plant last night at Humphrey’s on the bay, and the padres win tonight. Lol he may be seeing padres again tomorrow if he can keep it going
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today was some sort of coffee day so my office literally had coolers of cold coffees, Starbucks bottles, and like 8 air pots? We have two. It was the best work day I’ve ever had. Worth cracking my molars from gritting my teeth
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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am going to eat Liberty Biberty.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t make it. The fellas just pulled up
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Self regulation caused the cuyahoga river to catch fire. It’s probably fine
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like great fried chicken better than steak, but I like chicken fried steak better than good fried chicken. Interviewer: “we meant something about you that helps you excel at the job.”
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rain!!
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The SoCal Algorithm @cornopolous.bsky.social @pimecorp.bsky.social
Two posts back-to-back showing the SoCal sunset
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop doing what you’re doing. Look at this. This is happening right now
Brilliant orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back in my day we didn't have essential oils because we knew what the word "essential" meant.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughter is camping in the Beartooth mountains and I’m jelly
Photo of a lake in the beartooth mountains in Montana
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Telling that cybertruck owner he had the most useless pick-up in history…… except for his Mom, made him cry. Bunny was okay with it though. We got burgers
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m driving engagement (Engagement is the name of Barbra Streisand’s powder blue 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most chaotic registration stickers I’ve ever seen. I have anxiety looking at it
License plate with annual reg stickers just stuck everywhere
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, I would not want to live in the US right now. Good thing I live in California.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like ice just got a bunch of new blue and yellow jets and then maybe crashed em. Idiots
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AMERICAN RAIN @americanrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/1w1bcqJ4ZcU?...
youtu.be
Smithers-Jones (Single Version)
YouTube video by The Jam - Topic
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There it is
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly. What is it? What does it sell? Case closed
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It still makes me laugh the kids call it the dispo and I call it the weed store
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m the most ebullient person in this DMV.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thursday and Friday after work, Saturday and Sunday we’re at beach. Lmk if I should bring you a board or boogie board. Time is short. Get in the water without a wetsuit
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Knew a guy that left our old company to do same job for 50k more. Two year later company hired back for the plus fifty, and another 15. And lost two dozen clients in between. Probably 5 million dollars in the two years
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All these men who work the land Should evaluate themselves and make a stand
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You Sonofa……..
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