Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11hSomeone asked me how old I was today and I told them I have one, maybe two rotties left 163
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11hI’d fist fight you in the old drive in but only with a photographer that could get us in silhouette amongst the weeds around the speaker boxes with a decaying screen in the background for viral effect. 163
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11hThere are no better people than hospice workers and NICU nurses 140
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12hOnce I was going to see Lisa and got hit by snowballs by Oak Knoll school. I chased them down and a kid fell, terrified,. I picked him up, laughing, and said “throw them between those 2 buildings and your escape route is perfect. You’ll never ever get caught. Have you thrown iceballs?” 121
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13hWhat if we made out at The Shell? 020
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13hI stand next to the train tracks drinking antifreeze from a Yahtzee Shaker because the movie house is closed, and I've decided all I want in life is to live in a shuttered single-screen movie theater with a trapeze net hanging from the balcony and firepoles firepoles firepoles 1145
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 14hI’ve had two passports stolen in the mail and had to get “other,” new ones. Probably nothing will happen using this idea, though 010
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 17h*standing on the corner of a busy city street with a megaphone CAPTCHA is how the robots find YOU! Wake up, sheeple! 1179
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 21hMark O’Meara Marco Meara Mar Comeara 030
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Kids, hold daddy's jacket while he battle raps this fool." 09532
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal 39824
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sansanbelt killed my Father you son of a bitch 000
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol the announcer calling Mason Miller’s strikeout stats this year, “grotesque.” 000
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saw a cybertruck driving the shoulder in heavy traffic and was like “oh, you’re like seven kinda of bitch.” And then saw him getting a ticket a half mile up. Win. 020
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateMinutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Afraid to swallow our pride 0122
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or one knowledgeable PM to make sure none of the people it was designed for get in 1120
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable. 1417256
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An old guy like me at work saw Robert Plant last night at Humphrey’s on the bay, and the padres win tonight. Lol he may be seeing padres again tomorrow if he can keep it going 030
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today was some sort of coffee day so my office literally had coolers of cold coffees, Starbucks bottles, and like 8 air pots? We have two. It was the best work day I’ve ever had. Worth cracking my molars from gritting my teeth 060
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAlexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am going to eat Liberty Biberty. 2511710
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t make it. The fellas just pulled up 042
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera 19533
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Self regulation caused the cuyahoga river to catch fire. It’s probably fine 000
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateOutspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees. 288135844544
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like great fried chicken better than steak, but I like chicken fried steak better than good fried chicken. Interviewer: “we meant something about you that helps you excel at the job.” 021
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City Statesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird 515853
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The SoCal Algorithm @cornopolous.bsky.social @pimecorp.bsky.social 041
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stop doing what you’re doing. Look at this. This is happening right now 0112
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Back in my day we didn't have essential oils because we knew what the word "essential" meant. 23515
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My daughter is camping in the Beartooth mountains and I’m jelly 040
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Telling that cybertruck owner he had the most useless pick-up in history…… except for his Mom, made him cry. Bunny was okay with it though. We got burgers 0152
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m driving engagement (Engagement is the name of Barbra Streisand’s powder blue 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille) 1141
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The most chaotic registration stickers I’ve ever seen. I have anxiety looking at it 030
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow, I would not want to live in the US right now. Good thing I live in California. 0134
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looks like ice just got a bunch of new blue and yellow jets and then maybe crashed em. Idiots 010
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateAMERICAN RAIN @americanrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026youtu.be/1w1bcqJ4ZcU?...youtu.beSmithers-Jones (Single Version)YouTube video by The Jam - Topic 0275
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic 6312108
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Exactly. What is it? What does it sell? Case closed 110
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It still makes me laugh the kids call it the dispo and I call it the weed store 140
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m the most ebullient person in this DMV. 0104
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thursday and Friday after work, Saturday and Sunday we’re at beach. Lmk if I should bring you a board or boogie board. Time is short. Get in the water without a wetsuit 042
Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Knew a guy that left our old company to do same job for 50k more. Two year later company hired back for the plus fifty, and another 15. And lost two dozen clients in between. Probably 5 million dollars in the two years 000
Reposted by Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City StateMinutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All these men who work the land Should evaluate themselves and make a stand 0151