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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State

@cornopolous.bsky.social
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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)

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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw this Uber Eats driver that only delivers Coors Banquet ….
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s the meme? If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.
Photo of an Audi RS 6 Avant. Completely blacked out. Stunning
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Car dashboard showing temp as 105 degrees. In October
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Youngest bought a car tonight. She’s so pumped. Me, too.
Photo of a lovely young woman and an old, haggard man in front of a lightly used car she just bought
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost Wally 6 months ago, yesterday. A week shy of 14! He was our third. Looking for a rescue as we speak!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if we made out at The Shell?
The shell at the Embarcadero in San Diego. The shell is a stage that looks like, well, you know. It illuminated and not at all circular. It’s lovely and if get a chance to see someone there, please, do it
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t make it. The fellas just pulled up
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop doing what you’re doing. Look at this. This is happening right now
Brilliant orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughter is camping in the Beartooth mountains and I’m jelly
Photo of a lake in the beartooth mountains in Montana
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most chaotic registration stickers I’ve ever seen. I have anxiety looking at it
License plate with annual reg stickers just stuck everywhere
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like ice just got a bunch of new blue and yellow jets and then maybe crashed em. Idiots
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im so ungrateful! I did see a sweet Mexico “Ram,” the other day. 🤣 I think they have a couple of sizes. Looks Japanese but not sure which little body it is
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Wally passed four months ago and look at this adoptable boy also named Wally! It’s a sign. He’s 6. It says he isn’t a dog park dog so we’ll have to see if he can live w the Cav. Excited!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would simply reply by saying Abbott and all republicans are going to steal kids from the concentration camps and take them to their rape houses and Trumps brought them all in. When the media faints, tell them turnabout is fair play
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Benny tied one on last night and stayed over
Crow on a swingset.(it’s Benny)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m having the fellas over tonight. The fellas:
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Dude, that haircut is fire!”
Dude with a fire haircut
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
60mph wind gusts forecast for tonight in salt lake. This is next to my hotel. Glad I’m leaving….
Photo of a crane on a construction site
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since so many of you have been asking me……
PDF of how to pack and transport a mannequin
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
California sunset
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He had a talk with KDB They didn't like his brain He gave them all some LSD Drove them all insane Jimothy Leary lives Jimothy Leary lives Jimothy Leary lives Jimothy Leary lives…..
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHA! “Sorry about the pennis.” “Sorry you’ve never felt the touch of a woman.” “Sorry you got picked last at dodgeball.” “Aooooooooooooooooo!!!” “There are 3 wolves in this cybertruck!”
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I miss you Rock Boy. Gonna rescue another one like you, but goddamnit you were such a great friend. I miss you goofy boy.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My youngest wants to buy a 66 f100. I raised her so right
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here’s the former San Diego head of the Republican Party, Tony Kvarick. Great people
BMW w s s panzer license plate. Also some weird flag that is probably some fascist thing
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
9 countries in this one, including Mexico (getting painted yellow in Guatemala)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Looks like that Nazi guy from South Africa may have shot off a rocket
Sunset photo with rocket contrails
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There are approximately 392 California Condors in the wild. Here’s one of them.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’ve had a rule forever. If my kids want to swim I swim. That’s the rule. So that’s what we did this am, even with her living elsewhere.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Art
Art
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
U.S. beats Spain 29-22!!! US is 3-0 so far in the Nation’s Cup!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So is “the socialism,” not testing well and they need a divisive issue? One of my kids is a communist, but it’s literally not a thing. At all. It’s just not. I need to talk to a maga at work and get the skinny
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You get it my friend
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In truly selfish form, McConnell, who has been giving everyone a 20 minute phone call, ignores the death of his friend. What a fucking hater
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hip Abduction was good tonight.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Still lamenting dumping the 75 I had.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
(Sarcastic voice) “it’s like a third world country.” Stfu Chachi. We get better w every one of them leaving.
Photo of a palm tree with the sun behind it. Which to be fair also exists in third world countries, chachi
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Daughter has a romantic notion to like homestead somewhere and grew up w a dad who kept every suburban thing tight. She has no idea.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Weird, my neighbor did it to his Tesla sedan, too?
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sunset over pacific
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
All three girls out together for number two’s birthday! Yay!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What a piker. I’m not even in office and I’ve stopped 117 wars.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Two asu rugby players climbed the Empire State Building to put up a rugby flag (that’s not true)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just texted a California hater in the rugby group chat this photo and told him it’s us ice skating on the beach, and to enjoy that Lake Effect. (They’re so jealous of us)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m not in the cult but I’m a Loving Hut regular. I’ll miss this place.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I see you, San Diego….
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