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@coolguyjuice.bsky.social
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logging in for my shift at the post factory

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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rebecca black is doing it for all of the girls who made it out of Orange County
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Push notification from the Associated Press app:
 
Pulitzer Prize winners
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The AP wins Pulitzer Prize for international reporting for its series about government mass surveillance tools and their impact.Meme edit of Obama awarding himself a medal
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I can’t believe the shooter’s manifesto was just “I hate ballrooms” written over and over Jack Torrance style
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/04/2026
But surely if *I* debase myself enough, Donald Trump won’t cast me aside in a fit of pique,
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Earth quake
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Al Qaeda is Katy Perry, Hamas is Chappell Roan, ISIS is Harry Styles, Taliban is Madonna
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I got TikTok to be hip with the kids and I get worried about brainrot now and then but then nothing makes me close the app faster than opening up the comments and remembering everyone is extremely stupid
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
we are not prepared for the wave of South Indian Bisexual Woman Discourse
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
somehow in the middle of all this my PM still manages to make my life an even more living hell
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
social media has done numbers on my brain but one thing that’s great is that I can directly tell these people they are pussies and their cowardice will be their legacy
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Two-panel comic

First panel
There's a laptop and a mountain of paperwork.

Second panel
An axolotl is looking at it, doing nothing
but just drinking coffee.
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
maybe I’m just a loser but hazing is so crazy to me like why are we all hanging out and bullying a bunch of kids in secret okay as I’m writing this I get it they just want to shame u into loyalty otherwise how r u supposed to look each other in the eye afterwards
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Donald Trump making up wars to claim credit for, did he write my resume
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Clon de Hal @microlocaltourist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The lion doesn’t concern himself with “following” a recipe
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
when being brown and existing becomes a political act of course the halftime show will de facto be political
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Scene from Tamil language movie Enthiran (2010) (which translates to “Robot”) with Chitti the robot
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
give us what we want or we kill another hostage
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
Henry Cuellar (Texas), Tom Suozzi (New York), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Laura Gillen (New York), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington), Jared Golden (Maine), and Don Davis (North Carolina)
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/01/2026
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/01/2026
I saw this at the grocery store earlier and felt such a swell of pride I could practically hear the Star-Spangled Banner playing
Philly cheesesteak egg rolls
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Andrew Solender @andrewsolender.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207 7 Democrats voted YES on the bill: - Jared Golden - Marie Gluesenkamp Perez - Henry Cuellar - Tom Suozzi - Laura Gillen - Don Davis - Vicente Gonzalez One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2026
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
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Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
it’s disorienting this country is so big like on one hand I’m on my phone watching Minneapolis devolve into a war zone but if I went out to any bar or restaurant right now out here on the west coast you wouldn’t suspect a thing, for many people it’s probably just another video they scroll by
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
good thing me and the boy re/watched death of stalin just in time to get all The References
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
dreaming of a day where this country calms down to a point where I can start feeling morally superior to Europeans again
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/01/2026
the worst part of life is when it's so over, the best part of life is when we're so back
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I don’t care for the in-toilet bidets I’m a spray hose type I don’t like the cleaning water coming out of the toilet, I want to control the flow and source
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
reading the news like it’s my smoke break
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i feel fucking insane the country is burning we are teetering on war with the EU to placate the mad king’s ego but i still have to log onto my dumb teams meeting to smile and talk about Jira tickets and clients like it’s all normal
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
time to clock in for my shift at the worrying factory
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@jay.bsky.team i will call skeets BlueSky Posts if you ban ice
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
being tapped into the news seems critical now more than ever since ignorance seems to the political currency the current administration deals in but it also makes carrying on my day to day like it’s all normal impossible
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Target doubling, tripling down on being sickos is crazy to me since their demographic is # resist lib white women (the front line soldiers of the movement)
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🌞🌻🌙 @honeyp0t.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I just spent 20 minutes reading about Iran on Wikipedia. I’m ready to post.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 08/01/2026
None of my to-do list items include scrolling the feed but I am nonetheless finding it difficult to ignore Events.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/06/2025
Elon and Grok is the funniest ventriloquist dummy act in a looong time
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
hurry up and get around to this winter solstice let’s wrap up this eternal night bullshit asap
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/12/2025
Alrighty then.
Mickey doing 9/11
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
reviewing my own posts and I’d made the exact post a month earlier (I deleted the older one for feed efficiency)
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sree @coolguyjuice.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This is just girl soy face
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Pounding table* “TOILET HOSE! TOILET HOSE!”
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