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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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daily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
A photo of the box for the 90s Sailor Moon "Crystal Message" fortune telling crystal ball toy from Japan. The package shows a "crystal ball" with a Sailor Moon figure inside from Sailor Moon S that will light up and talk, telling you your fortune specifically in things like "luck" and "romance".
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xenoblade is a good game because sometimes you're minding your own business when suddenly you encounter Inconceivable Jimmy, a lizard who is slightly larger than average Inconceivable Jimmy proceeds to beat your ass while the best song in the world plays
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ghoster42 @roler42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Yo habia ponido a Nem aqui, y ya no esta" ("I had put Nem here, and now she's gone")
Cat meme wearing the Zeztz helmet pointing at the floor with its front paws
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kamen Rider Zeztz: I have to find Nem Me: you just found her mate Zeztz: find nem Me: you just... you just had her, where did you put her Zeztz: nem gone where nem Me: for fuck's sake man
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spider-Man is Peter Parker Spider-Woman is Petra Parker Spider-Car is Parallel Parker
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
shoutout to the inventor of the canola oil spray. you were really cooking with that one
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every ensemble focused Rider series: Fate… Destiny… What does it mean to form bonds? Perhaps we'll find a way out of this trap… Together…! Every solo focused Rider series: Hello Kamen Rider you stupid idiot. You have 30 minutes to come claim your new toy from me before I blow up another hospital.
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love when the cinema you're in has an advert for the cinema you're in. I'm here, buddy. I couldn't be any more here than I am right now. Job done. Congratulations.
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PineappleStix @pineapplestix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
new gochizo torture device
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Diddly Kong Racing 
You know 
It's like Diddy Kong Racing but with Ned Flanders 
It's the box art for that game
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/08/2026
Boeing 777
[A Nordwind Airlines Boeing 777 airplane in flight against a clear blue sky.]

Boeinginging 777
[The same Nordwind Airlines Boeing 777 airplane edited so that its fuselage is replaced with a metal coil spring.]
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
KSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Trying to figure out what’s clickable in modern UI
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Vicsor @roamingthicket.neocities.org · 12/07/2026
X is the app for competitive ranked racism BlueSky is the app where you get psyopped into playing Quest 64
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SpookyGresh 🎃💀 @inkygresham.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Thinking quickly, Mechanic constructs a homemade Splattershot, using only some string, a Smallfry, and a Splattershot." #Splatoonraiders
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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SPOOKY Martlet_Fan_64 🐈‍⬛🐦🩵🐁🧡🌊 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Deltarune NPCs.
Tumblr post by abandoned-quiche: * (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
Reply by bloodied-dagger:
* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
work out classes feel like a rhythm heaven game
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
my comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2026
two-panel digitally drawn comic featuring Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus from “Phineas and Ferb.”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [Behold, Perry the Platypus— THE YURINATOR!!] 
Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents a large ray-gun-like machine branded “The Yurinator” with an image of two girls kissing.
Perry the Platypus looks confused. His thought bubble has a pasted image of urinals with question marks over them.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [No— I know what you’re thinking— it’s Yurinator, with a “y”— you see, back in Drusselstein, I was only allowed to read hetslop, but my brother Roger—]
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
She shuffled through the remaining papers and frowned. "Don't you think it's weird," she said, "that they added an addendum insisting we include a transforming cyborg bug-themed Japanese superhero with a motorcycle to the contract?" He shrugged. "Not really. It's a common rider."
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LightArrowsEXE @lightarrowsexe.fansubcar.tel · 15/06/2026
Classroom sign saying "3-2", followed by a TL note which reads: "TL Note: the answer is 1"
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Kata @coughdrops.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A request of Mothman with any meme
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I feel like as the years pass, we're forgetting who the true meme king of BlueSky is. And he doesn't like to be forgotten.
An edited screenshot of the battle with Exdeath in Final Fantasy V. The Exdeath tree trunk is now Alf, labelled Neon Genesis Alf. The party characters are Brian Quest, Moon Child, The Ooze, and Nanao. Alf's dialogue reads "I am Alfa and Omega... The beginning and the end... The tip and the shaft..."
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 02/06/2026
They say “Pride comes before the fall,” but considering when Pride month is, Pride comes before the summer.
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Pride: Be Proud of Who You Are
ALT: Pride: Be Proud of Who You Are
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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!
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Tsuuna or Later @tsuuna.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh yeah, Happy Pride Month
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Strong Bad after December 2010
Strong Bad: Hard pass on checking e-mail. I'm more into sleeping.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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Hempuli @hempuli.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I gave Baba a Baba #baba
Baba, dressed as a sheep, looking at a pet Baba in the game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
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Chengi @chenginerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
a screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, with a Nanao Mii walking towards the camera, the caption reading "What's up with Nanao?"
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.
A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.
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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A new contender for best headline
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF @devilrei.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
… the what
“Unique Bubsy flavor combo”
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Takiki @takiki2828.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
黙っていればイケメン #ウマ娘
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around and talking.
Green: You know how some people can only learn things the hard way because they don't listen?
Blue: Yeah?

Green continues pondering as Blue glances over his shoulder, as if scanning for escape routes.
Green: What if I'm like that? Oblivious to being told the obvious solutions?

Blue begins walking away at a brisk pace, as Green follows him.
Green: You would tell me if I did that, right?

Blue takes off unning, while Green continues pursuit at a matching speed.
Green: Riiiiiight?
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Diardri @diardri.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Instead of watching anything related to the terf supreme series, watch the Witch Hat Atelier anime streaming in 2 weeks for a well thought out magic education universe with complex characters and an author who continues to support LGBT causes. Better yet read the manga for the most stunning art
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
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