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... and his dancing teeth!

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andrew.ottawa 🇨🇦 @ottawandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
5.000 people are currently leaving Landsdowne. A good majority are walking (heading north) because there was one bus waiting and it was immediately full.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Abolish ICE
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rory ✦* @vaurealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 18/09/2026
Get your Linking Books ready, as the Myst and Riven Big Box Editions are now available to for pre-order from @limitedrungames.com! Each set will contain: 🎮 Standard Edition Game (PC Edition includes Digital Steam Code) 💿 CD Soundtrack 🖼️ 2-Sided Poster limitedrungames.com/collections/...
Myst Big Box edition - including standard edition game, two-sided poster, CD soundtrack, and the big box itselfRiven Big Box edition - including standard edition game, two-sided poster, CD soundtrack, and the big box itself
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
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Better Transit Ottawa @bettertransitottawa.ca · 16/09/2026
It was nice to see BTO and our bus data mentioned at the Student Mayoral Debate yesterday Transit is an election issue We need to see candidates pushing for a more reliable transit system via transit priority, accurate scheduling, and a system with the resources it needs to make these big reforms
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*Metaphor intensifies*
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KGE hockey fan 🇨🇦🍁 @kbyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jleiper.bsky.social for mayor!
A picture of a tree and a lawn and two election signs. One has a picture of a red bus and says "I'm voting for better transit. Ottawa Transit Riders." And the other is red with white letters that says "Jeff Leiper mayor - maire".
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The most dramatic reunion in history: After descending to Hell to chase Alex Jones, Tim Heidecker is back to to reveal all the secrets behind “Emergency.” Tune in THIS Thursday at 8 p.m. ET. You don't wanna miss this!
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 08/09/2026
Prepare for an adventure that spans Ages with a new ultra-deluxe hardcover collection of the Myst novel trilogy - available for the first time in nearly three decades. Coming soon to Kickstarter! cyan.com/ks/trilogygow/soc0908
An illustrated rendering of a set of three deluxe Myst novels sitting on a glittering black sandy ground. Text reads: "The Myst Trilogy 'Guild of Writers' Deluxe Collection - Coming soon to Kickstarter"
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Addie 💅 LaRouge @addibaddie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess white one isn't going to show up. Your guess is correct.
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Three of four leading mayoral candidates planning to attend Ottawa’s Pride Parade
Three of the four top mayoral candidates say they are planning to attend the Capital Pride Parade this weekend.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It ys trulye ynspiringe to see an outpouringe of love for a trulye goode person who did goode thinges and lyved a full and creatyve and free and lovinge lyfe. It ys a greate blessinge to be reminded of the love that love kan create.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today’s more than slightly repetitive professional activity
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A digital illustration of FBI Agent Dale Cooper as seen in the original series run of Twin Peaks. Drawn with heavy black outlines and colored with flat washy planes of color something like a coloring book. He’s shown from the waist up looking to the left of frame wearing a brown overcoat over a blue shirt and tie. His hair is black, shiny, and immaculate as ever. In his near hand he’s holding a white coffee cup and with his other he’s giving a thumbs up to someone out of frame. In the space to his left, lettering that approximates the bright green outlined sans serif used in the Twin Peaks opening titles reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New song tonight on infowars
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biftechnoir @kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This bit just now with Kornacki getting word Wisconsin election officials fucked up was pure cinema.
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Conrad Poohs @conradpoohs.com · 12/08/2026
STOP THE STEAL!!!
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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.NET @dot.net · 06/08/2026
Save the date! .NET Conf is coming November 10th-12th - watch for the call for speakers and more info on the .NET blog in the coming weeks! #dotNETConf
Save-the-date for .NET Conf 2026 (Nov 10–12) on a purple gradient background, featuring two cartoon robot mascots riding a pink rocket toward the upper right.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A portrait done in digital paint of Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance as seen in The Shining (1980). It’s a head and shoulders shot of her with unkempt black hair with bangs, and wearing a chunky knit turtleneck under a green heavy flannel button up. She is viewed looking up from a low vantage at her tired-looking, somewhat haggard face as she looks down at something that suddenly has her deeply concerned. The background  behind her is paper toned and has a single repeated line typewritten over and over disappearing top and bottom: ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I still lmao at this video.
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ace @acearroww.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i am spreading the news to anyone who will be able to see it 🫡 @realinfowars.bsky.social
a lifted f-150 that has the text “ALEX JONES POPPED LIKE A BALLOON” printed on the side, with the infowars logo on the side windowa lifted f-150 that has the text “ALEX JONES POPPED LIKE A BALLOON” printed on the side and “BIG IODINE IS LYING TO YOU” on the rear, with the infowars logo on the side window and back window
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Digital illustration of the original jaggedy pixel Space Invaders from the original video game game. They have been 3D-ified and covered in bright gradient colors and weird textures and they are glowing. They are hovering over a starfield around a block of similarly 3D-ified and colored and glowing pixel lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/07/2026
We really should have gone to greater lengths to be loudly disgusted by anyone who acted like getting a shot or wearing a mask to prevent the spread of a pandemic virus was worse than being conscripted into the First World War
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it seems like whenever i go on bluesky all i see is a bunch of people talking to each other and posting about stuff
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hotel breakfasts should be all day. You don’t know me, you don’t know my life
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Ants @dressupforflying.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Calling all InfoWarriors!
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got upset and made this so hopefully people will actually listen. What the fuck are we doing here folks?
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childsplaycharity.bsky.social @childsplaycharity.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
After a sudden diagnosis and major surgery, a young Pokémon fan required a mechanical pump to keep his heart beating. To help him cope, his care team 3D-printed a miniature “PokeMate 3” version of the heart device he now relies on and attached it to his favorite Pikachu.
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