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Daniel-Day Lewis

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the gang makes lethal weapon 8
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
i mentally associate canned vegetables with hard times and hard livin' but i also mentally associate canned soup with an itinerant but honestly lived life on the rails. not sure what that's about
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huge moment in Chat Pile history as Raygun and Myself make an appearance on this week's episode of Guys to discuss Korn Guys (a subject near and dear to my heart). Thanks to @murderxbryan.bsky.social for having us on! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you really want to know what male loneliness looks like go read the 5 star reviews for a hooters restaurant
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
some people go to the gym for "fitness". not me, i go to hear my most beloved melodies from yesteryear interpolated into the most dogshit techno you have ever heard in your life
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
in the late 1980s daryl braithwaite answered the question people had been asking for years: what if peter gabriel liked going to the beach
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The Best Album of 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And with that, we bring the Best Album of 2001 tournament to a close. A huge thank you to everyone who voted in the matches, voted for the seeds, made a nomination list, and did their 2001 prep. This funny little thing simply doesn't happen without you.
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what with the growing knowledge about microplastics now how long until we get an apology from all the people who doubted Morgellons??
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#relaxing with some #cinema
a t9 phone with a two inch display showing the cafe scene from Heat (1995)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"dopamine is actually the neurotransmitter that makes you seek the reward, not the one associated with enjoyment of the reward" is my personal "frankenstein was actually the name of the doctor"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
wifes love to say "can we not" dryly when you're blasting angine de poitrine in the living room
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ryan dunn was so ahead of his time deliberately getting his block knocked off by a lady kickboxer
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i saw this image for the first time two weeks ago and i have thought about it every day since
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
are we ready to talk about how george thorogood's "bad to the bone" is the story of a cruel nurse denying an infant the love it so needed based on a superstitious whim, thus setting him on a dangerous, inescapable trajectory?
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
do you think tom waits gets sad that everyone kind of just turned on that type of schtick like 15 years ago
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the new adventures of old christine ran for five seasons
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
[there are no atheists in the foxholes voice] there are no single guys in the playroom
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Yeah
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
chat real quick what if the roads are the same amount travelled by
two paths diverging in a wood
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
a thought i had like ten years ago, before we were all discussing neurodivergence, was "every friend group has at least one person who knows every flag"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
just saying i have long cited Lupita, Manny Jacinto and Rose Byrne as the most beautiful people in the world
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
funny how the only people you hear talking shit about pyramid schemes are the ones who aren't about to receive a hundred-fold return on their modest investment
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i dreamt that john cena's government name was bartholomew crebbins jr
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
oh this image is "funny" to you is it. grow up
a screencap of the daily mail article about the bimboification of kristi noem's husband
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i would enjoy The Pitt more if i had the spreadsheet of patients on a second screen, DS style
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
abc news will publish any take about how reading all the news makes you feel insane except "it's actually not normal or healthy or important to read all the news"
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Enbydilldough @armadilldough.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
loudly saying "its 5 oclock somewhere!" to my empty kitchen as i add a dash of sugarfree cordial to my soluble fibre
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
hayley williams should do a song about how its possible to be sad even though you're famous and successful
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
give these people a walkley
abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/08/2025
hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
the wwe mens tag team division is where you can go to see some of the best technical wrestling by some of the shortest most forgettable men in the world
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
me being alive during the ozempic era is honestly harder than being alive during the plague
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/07/2025
there are three things that matter: art, women, and drugs. if you're centering your life around something that isn't these things then you're probably doing something wrong
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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
every time a fly starts buzzing around my head I’m like, “oh no this is how it started for Pig-Pen”
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
hoping to sit my family down this weekend to have The Talk (moving from plex to jellyfin)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
rateyourmusic reviews vs rateyourmusic comments
a screencap of two paragraphs of a review of the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.comA screencap of two comments about the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.com
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don’t understand why the new Snow White is failing at the box office even though seeing the original film is a core childhood memory for people in their late 90s
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
you guys ever think of time as a giant towering razor blade that is very slowly scraping each and every one of us over the edge
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
do they have OnlyFans Fridays
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
going through some stuff
a spotify playlist comprising five different versions of the song "name" by the goo goo dolls
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social is the only person who has ever clicked Sort by Price: High to Low
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
a punisher patch or sticker is a great way to tell the world you are super mad at a bunch of people and you fantasise about murdering them
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