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Daniel-Day Lewis

@cones.bsky.social
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nice dad, he/they

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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a shot of that scene from the lighthouse (2019) where robert pattinson pleasures himself to the little mermaid figurine
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
billy ray cyrus tweet with the text "much to consider" and a selfie of him looking contemplative. a classic
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
:o
pie chart showing a dead heat between wilco's "yankee hotel foxtrot" and bjork's "vespertine" - 200 votes each after 400 votes
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#relaxing with some #cinema
a t9 phone with a two inch display showing the cafe scene from Heat (1995)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
spotted in the wild a couple days ago. so aggressive
a man in a shopping mall wearing a shirt that says "GEN X: THE BADASS GENERATION. BEFORE ALL YOU SISSIES WERE BORN"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bryan quinby, a man who famously has so many subscriptions to things
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
missed by 30 minutes lol
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
chat real quick what if the roads are the same amount travelled by
two paths diverging in a wood
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
he looks more and more like killer bob from twin peaks bryan I swear to god
a screen cap of killer bob from twin peaks, looking very slightly less frightening than elderly youtuber michael noland
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
oh this image is "funny" to you is it. grow up
a screencap of the daily mail article about the bimboification of kristi noem's husband
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the hardest thing to believe about this programme is that this is an american man
a picture of whitaker from The Pitt
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
abc news will publish any take about how reading all the news makes you feel insane except "it's actually not normal or healthy or important to read all the news"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
give these people a walkley
abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
ohhh ok i just worked out why it sucks
wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
cmon man
screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fénix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
rateyourmusic reviews vs rateyourmusic comments
a screencap of two paragraphs of a review of the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.comA screencap of two comments about the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.com
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
hope this helps bryan xo
a graphic explaining "the Harkness test", a theoretical test to determine whether it is morally acceptable to fuck a fictional creature. i know, i know. don't yell at me i didn't make the graphic, or the test
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
going through some stuff
a spotify playlist comprising five different versions of the song "name" by the goo goo dolls
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
a screenshot of someone typing "qhat are backshots" into duckduckgo
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
another fave is Wheatus who we all know is just that one guy
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Wheatus
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
man wiki band member timelines are my whole shit, one of my faves is that the band Fuel released two consecutive albums with zero of the same members
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Fuel
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
no it's NOT a myth it's TRUE i heard it from a mate of a mate: they're making you leave out a litter box for your plumber now
a fridge magnet featuring an ad for a plumber with an illustration of a pink anthro dog that looks QUITE A LOT like a furry
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You made a huge mistake, Macarthur Central shopping centre. I'm going to sue you into the fucking dark ages.
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
purchased this tshirt a week ago, it's in the mail. feels timely
A black band T-Shirt from the band "The Body" featuring a quote from AIDS activist David Wojnarowicz
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the news is A Lot today folks. take care of yourselves.
Screenshot of a CNN news article titled "Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson finishes 13th in prestigious fencing tournament"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
goodbye david lynch, you would have hated the large tattoo i got of your tv programme
an upper arm tattoo of four characters from Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
oh boy have i got a season of tv for you
a screencap from an episode of Season 2 of Twin Peaks in which a group of female characters are performing some kind of cabaret dance. i cannot elaborate, i do not remember this scene personally.
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
a screenshot of a post from r/quittingABDL in which a user describes how peeing his pants actually aligns with his Christian values
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
folks, a belated merry christmas to you 🙂
selfie of a family of four wearing matching christmas pyjamas
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
[wiping tear from eye] beautiful
a screenshot of a Bluesky interaction between three users who do, do, and don't get the joke, respectively
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
still no word on when im going to be able to give V a big fat ass 😔
a screenshot from CD Projekt Red's website with some text about the recently released version 2.2 update for Cyberpunk 2077
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
a headline from abc news that reads "Woolworths accuses workers of holding 'metaphorical gun' at company in fiery hearing"a still from the film Watchmen (2009) in which the character Rorschach yells DO IT to Dr Manhattan
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
question posed by louise adler in the guardian. would love to know how attackers imagine this will benefit the dead and dying in gaza.
question asked by Louise Adler of Howard Jacobsen in the Guardian re: the genocide in Gaza: "Almost as ancient as the hatred that preoccupies you is the rhetorical question: will this war on Gaza be good for the Jews? I think not."
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
god i found it
spreadsheet detailing the results of a metacritic film-based betting ring held by six total dorks
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'll never forget getting absolutely fucked by "the book of henry" which i had on an insane 82
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
yep. yes
spotify wrapped screenshot showing this guy listened to almost six days worth of guided by voices this yearspotify wrapped screenshot showing a top so f Hot Freaks listened to 102 times
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
turlet selfy
dorky dad in a "macho man randy savage" singlet poses for a picture in the mirror of a brewery toilet
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
still from The Micallef Program season 3 episode 2 sketch "Lou Gehrig's disease" in which a doctor tells Lou Gehrig that he has Lou Gehrig's disease
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
still of robert de niro from the film "joker"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
happy "australian music tshirt day" to you. check out australian musical lady @uboatheflesh.bsky.social, if you would like.
man wearing a blue shirt that says UBOA
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
mate,
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
hey bryan the other week on Guys+ when you suggested almost all prog rock fans were men it reminded me of this (maybe you've been reminded of this already while making this show)
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
picked up one of those cheap xiaomi fitness bands. having fun with the custom watch faces although can be tough to find a photo that fits given the dimensions
a fitness band showing the funniest photograph of rachel dolezal i have ever seen
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
is this a trap
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
spotted on my dog's anti-fungal ointment. a good one to show anyone confused by the meaning of the phrase "the exception that proves the rule"
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
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Daniel-Day Lewis @cones.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
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