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Boudreaux

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 11m
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 13m
Take the first row out and put bars there to stop this shit from happening.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 13m
Oh that's not a home run at all
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12m
“Is there enough evidence?” [shot of almost an entire body of a Yankees fan over the fence]
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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 12m
That's a double.
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EuniceforSC.bsky.social @euniceforsc.bsky.social · 1h
Our president is openly offering bribes for votes (as a way to use your tax dollars). And using government funds to make ads for himself. We must elect a new Congress!
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 51m
Jerry Seinfeld - Kramer, what’s going on in there?

Kramer - It’s Miami Vice Night at Pitbull Stadium, Jerry
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 47m
This is what makes baseball great, and furthers my campaignt hat "every ballpark should have at least one unique feature/quirk that is in play, like WRigley's Ivy or the old hill in Houston. The new Tampa park needs to replicate the catwalks.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 47m
Sartre:
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The antiSemites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
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some kind of Ys guy @meldric.cc · 47m
ms rachel and hasan piker are the real problems
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Micah @rincewind.run · 55m
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 33m
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
instagram post:  

josecanseco: F you and your birthday
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 1h
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 1h
SC, you say
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1h
Because all media is rightwing so they forgive or dismiss the real corruption of the right and hammer the supposed corruption on the left.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 1h
Doubling down.
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Thanks, I Hate It @thanksihateit603.bsky.social · 5h
Mike Johnson has fuck all authority under the constitutional before the new House is seated. He's literally just some asshole who shares a weird porn app with his son!
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Liz @clinicalliz.bsky.social · 5h
I recommend a tennis court.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 5h
Good news: in this case the newly elected House can meet at a convenient location of their choosing and vote on whether to expel Johnson as one of its first orders of business
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Joe Mason @moreorloess.bsky.social · 3h
“La jeunesse emmerde le Front National"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h
The president promised to conduct a whirlwind tour for the 32 days before the midterms, even a long haul to Alaska, and I for one can't wait to see how his fragile 80-year-old body holds up from the strain.
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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 3h
Artificial boobs and lips like your wife has, Jeff?
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Cream of Roper @retainingwater.bsky.social · 14h
I’m tired of bailing out corporations and being told we can’t have education or health insurance
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Joyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 13h
It really does seem like the “you can’t implement AI without increasing general incompetence” line being proffered is an attempt to harden their own unaccountability. What do you expect from me I’m just a dumb human lmao
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE?
GREAT A COMPUTER MUST MAKE EVERY MANAGEMENT DECISION!
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 12h
John Cornyn deciding to burn the entire party apparatus for the audacity to back Ken Paxton is quite funny to me.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12h
I don't think "bootlicker" covers the degree to which some people try to flatter those in power these days. There's some straight up bootsucking going on.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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Chris Lepkowski @chrislepkowski.bsky.social · 12h
A SofE declared in New York due to measles. Recall reading the sad story of Roald Dahl's daughter falling to measles when she was a child. That was in the 1960s. Nobody should be suffering with this in 2026 when we have safe and robust vaccines available. USA, stop listening to conspiracists
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Goth or Ostro-goth @edwardericsonjr.bsky.social · 13h
Exactly so. "Reaganism" was also "bomb all my enemies into submission or if that's infeasible fund fascists to run a proxy war because fuck yeah!"
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 13h
This article (and Slade's book) are fan fiction. Trumpism isn't a break from Reaganism, it's the intended result, a gov't by, for, and of corruption, lawlessness, racism, and misogyny. That's why Reaganites with power—Thomas, Alito, Kennedy, McConnell—worked hard to empower and entrench Trumpism.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 14h
“I KNOW WHO KILLED ME” It was written on a calendar page where July August September October and November were all circled, but no one has figured out why. CAN YOU?
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Alvin Bryan @alvin.codes · 17h
All software that didn't get a significant update in 10 years but still charges a premium can die lol
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 16h
The funniest part is how lightweight these apps are. The apps themselves are tiny, and they are lightning fast to load. (Not sure if they have implemented every feature of the apps that, er, inspired, them but still, holy shit.)
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 16h
I know it's literally a recreation of Photoshop but it is.. just... Photoshop. My jaw is on the floor.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 17h
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Holly Brewer @earlymodjustice.bsky.social · 23h
“‘The US government has long criticized Russia and other governments for dodging external scrutiny of their elections,’ said Philippe Bolopion, executive director of Human Rights Watch. ‘Now the Trump administration is mimicking that behavior.’”
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US: Trump Administration Rejects External Election Observers
The Trump administration’s decision not to invite the leading international election observation body to monitor crucial US midterm polls fuels fears of serious human rights concerns around the upcomi...
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 22h
*adds to the impeachment proceedings list*
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22h
here on bluesky, the official app for sports, it’s always Infrastructure Week
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NDEddieMac @ndeddiemac.bsky.social · 22h
Subscribers to Franchione's VIP Connection learned of his passing last Friday. RIP
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big 4th-grade English teacher vibes, usually when demanding to know which of us put wads of bubble gum on the erasers.
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ICE needs to be abolished and every agent charged for their abuses.
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/10/2026
“Many attendees at NatCon view Israel not just as an ally but as an embodiment of the exclusionary ethnostate they wish to establish. National Conservatism sees in Israel a blueprint for the realization of a white, Christian nation built on racialized exclusion…”
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pope Leo is one of those kids that read a baseball almanac cover to cover
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come for the imperial vanity projects. Stay for the armed occupation.
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Auntie Ketzirah @devotaj.com · 06/10/2026
This is what most people don't seem to understand. They have managed to effectively destroy our government. Getting them out of office just stops the bleeding. It will take a generation to rebuild what we've allowed them to do.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/10/2026
Congrats to Pharrell Harewood of Nicholls (he’s also from England) on winning THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK!! A 78 YARD BOOT 🥾 THAT GOES OUT AT THE 5!
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