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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky

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Homebrewer. Microbiologist PhD. IANAL. Propagandist for Bell's Brewery's Two Hearted American Pale Ale, America's greatest gift.

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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 4h
So we're going to have another gambling era in baseball
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 4h
I guarantee you an undergraduate journalism major is cheaper and more excited at this opportunity
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 4h
Love to supercharge a bout of nausea trying to take a warm bath to soothe a pinched nerve
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 10h
*facepam*
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 10h
Pretty sure Indiana leads the series, no?
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alex roberts @lexlanham.bsky.social · 13h
if we learned anything from lululemon suing costco over dupes it's that the primary response to news of this infrngement suit by the public will be people saying "wait, i can get croc dupes for $7 at five below instead of $40 from croc!? on my way!" usaherald.com/crocs-sues-f...
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 12h
When you absolutely hate the citizens
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd argue losing football games people didn't want them to lose was more directly responsible Nick, but then I don't see universities as welfare programs to exploit with wild promises like college football coaches do.
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Jake Berg @jacobsberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a take: the beers coming off Guinness' 10 bbl system didn't make it to DC, which is flabbergasting. Diageo is a giant company and they never put their cans or kegs into DC distro beyond Baltimore Blonde and a milk stout in 2019! It's malpractice! There's a giant market just south of you!
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Digital chiropractor
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'this program that has struggled to get to bowl games for almost a decade, they're clearly doomed if they can't beat the defending champions'
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought Leavitt left to spend time with her family Is she Tom Brady
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pope Leo is one of those kids that read a baseball almanac cover to cover
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is pretty much AI companies these days. 'pay to watch us figure out technology'
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott's Iconic 'How the Turntables' Quote
Alt: Michael Scott's Iconic 'How the Turntables' Quote
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mother likes to tell people she doesn't talk about politics. That's because she has terrible views on society and has been told so many times. That's what she thinks is politics. If you agree with her, it's not politics.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kids aren't riding ATVs into intersections of NIMBY-Town
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was either a Poirot or other Agatha Christie-esque black and white murder mystery and a gentlewoman fell down an elevator shaft and they showed blood oozing from her mouth. Didn't sleep well for a month, still see it in my minds eye.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine being confused by the people who had free time to go for a picnic to watch the battle of bull run
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Michigan gives Whittingham the time Nebraska refused to give Riley.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So does Nebraska crack the top 25 now
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Kaleb Henry @ikalebhenry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nebraska stays undefeated with a sweep of Maryland! Up next: at Indiana on Thursday.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see Nebraska gave the fans a little heart check in the 3rd quarter and then, uh, released some demons?
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My heart is full
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
μSalt Creek surprised us despite not taking a nap since this morning with a wonderful energy at the wedding tonight. We were at the natural history museum and he was all for it. Did a tour with grandpa, hugged grandma and great grandma, danced with his mommy... Our little chaos agent.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like Pat Fitz getting boat raced every chance he gets
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're missing September Maryland, that's a good thing, right?
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
μSalt Creek is showing every bit of his northern birth lol. This Raleigh humidity heat is kicking his little butt. Poor guy just wants to play with cousins but just keeps getting wiped out.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When legal counsel and comms collide
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting afraid people will realize AI is naked greed and not actually helpful.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did they find a more deranged misogynistic gambler
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
μSC made it 10 minutes at the family event lol. He saw everyone, which feels like the most important thing, but he's been up for 13 hours (less nap time) and that's a lot of people for a 15 month child of introverts
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
μSalt Creek likes Bluegrass, I think that means I'm a successful parent.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tfw you stumble on a Bluegrass Festival on your way to the local artisan boutique Previous inconveniences forgiven, Raleigh.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big Tobacco found this really effective too
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not pictured before this was karaoke where they all did really well.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's running (away from the Dem voters)
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rude, they're very good and adorable dogs
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They want enough of them to quit waiting for the courts that they can argue TSA should be private
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy smokes.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Points to the first of the Commentariot to add a link to email compliance at Ole Miss
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Habitat for Humanity, love what you do but I am not your receptive audience for a bacon breakfast
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My arm hurts but μSalt Creek just wants cuddles and he's earned them, he's been a real trooper.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAHA
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is mercy in a baby's snores after a long day of travel
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What country does Newsom want to be president of because these ads are writing themselves
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the right trying to cancel the nice baby-calming lady again because she has correct adult opinions about how children should be protected and we have given too much power to man babies with too much money
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The future Pentagon could use this office to root out Christian Fascists imo, they'll have notes
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Detroit continues to be the best airport imo imvho
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