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Colin Brandt

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Ceci n’est pas un ordinateur.

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berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Defector is the only site I'm aware of that closely follows the intersection of sports and sexual violence. Diana's reporting alone is worth the subscription price. Go sub.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mentioning Kobie Turner’s comfortable sitting regimen means nothing without the video, mere words cannot do it justice youtube.com/shorts/jHVS0...
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"Whose granddaddy you is?!" 🧐😂 #rams #nfl #shorts
YouTube video by Los Angeles Rams
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shan't be seeing this or playing any of the games but this is such a great piece of criticism. defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty much all the people described in that one article sound exhausting and difficult but you know who’s exhausting and difficult ALL THE TIME, is MEN
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck ICE, let's get dad out
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 07/09/2026
white boomers driving by a picket line giving the middle finger to workers striking for a living wage in the heat *on labor day* … fix your hearts or die
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/09/2026
Accountability for the wealthiest people on Earth is hard to come by. Thank you for believing in the power of independent journalism to accomplish it. (And, yes, more to come.) www.pablo.show/p/it-happened
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It Happened.
EPISODE 423: The biggest punishment in NBA history.
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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I’m Pablo Torre I’m driving round LA with two middle fingers in the air like I’m 2pac
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mulkey not gonna let anyone else be the most embarrassing person in this athletic department.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i guess my big question is, if the mega donors aren’t donating to dems anymore, and dems are still winning, then why exactly are dems still kowtowing to them when it actively destroys voter trust in the party and democracy
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Toronto Tempo looked at the ongoing right wing bullshit against the WNBA and said, “Here is a she/they turtle given unto thee.”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm sorry but Nancy Mace isn't real, she's a character written by a Millennial Elmore Leonard to populate a 21st-century noir world in which "deadass" is something the heroic main character says before pulling a Sig Sauer
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is admittedly a ridiculous shot in the dark but I would love to if anyone knows anyone who adopted a kitten named Munch at the Manhattan ASPCA in 2011. (My cat's brother.)
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The phrase "woke 1" 1. sounds incredibly stupid 2. is always immediately used to cede ground to the far right to say "you’re right, we said a bunch of stupid bullshit that was embarrassing and we should be ashamed of it but we've changed" which just makes you look like an unreliable jackass
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Imane Khelif, Barbra Banda, now the Cunningham circus - it's kind of amazing how many "trans women in sports" controversies don't actually involve a single trans woman
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
good article and, crucially, a good list at the end of cookware/kitchenware lines that are still quality (and family owned)
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
the sole purpose of originalists' preoccupation with history and tradition is reproducing historical hierarchies of oppression they are happy to discard history as soon as it doesn't serve that purpose I know I've told y'all this before bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
image of Captain Holt in Brooklyn 99, yelling, in response to someone saying that he's already told a story many times, "And you'll hear it again!"
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 13/07/2026
I'm in. @jerrysaltz.bsky.social
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s one of the true pleasures of the job - historians get to skip the whole “this isn’t the time” commentary and have at it. Graham was a plague on the Senate, a chickenhawk, and one of the most accomplished hypocrites in this country’s recent history.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Deploy Lukaku
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Patlabor The Movie: Mecha Robot in Hangar
Alt: Patlabor The Movie: Mecha Robot in Hangar
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cata @catabush.com · 07/07/2026
dude got mossed by a belgian twink
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Colin Brandt @colinbrandt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love my beautiful son, Charles De Ketelaere
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ilhan omar: (receiving 20359239 deportation/violence threats a day) hi im a midwestern mom and here are my hot dish recipes for fall, also here are my bills i am cosponsoring for working families dipshit mcoyster: The Jews sunk my campaign, and I am the only socialist in existence
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
don’t let them take the joy away from you like this!!
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 07/07/2026
It’s beer o clock sluts
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Colin Brandt @colinbrandt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Demanding that all Calvin Pissing on Stuff stickers are replaced with replica statues of Mannekin Pis
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Marriage is never easy but if you do it right you're so much than the sum of your individual parts; when it's two thoughtful, brilliant people who have been together forever who are CHOOSING to get married after years of thinking about it, you can get something really special.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey. My partner and I saw you across the bar and dug your energy.
Two weathered Gross Gas canisters, one white and larger and the other gray and smaller, absolutely checking you out.
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 03/07/2026
Info Wars: "Alex Jones dead after popping like a balloon"
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/06/2026
I was in roughly six different bands in high school that drew far bigger crowds than this. To be fair we were excellent, which is why we were constantly scrapping bands
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/06/2026
every war in human history has been won with bugs-bunny-in-drag tactics. thats not a joke its just fact
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
this week on catfished
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/06/2026
on a sincere level: being a dad rules, kids can be challenging but there simply isn’t anything like raising a little human being and watching them turn into a person in front of you I love my boys very very much and I feel so lucky to have them
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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