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Colin Bond

@colinbond.bsky.social
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Music, books, nature. Walks like a jerk, but he could eat you with a fork and a spoon. Re-follows/blocks seemingly arbitrary. Bespoke librarian. Wales.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve said this before, but it’s sort of insane that no British political party is willing to champion Games Workshop, one of the country’s most successful, British born and run companies, and would much rather simp for Palantir or OpenAI
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, one of the live political issues of the last few weeks has been “can black people ever be British?”, and we’re supposed to be terrified of Zack Polanski? It’s just not serious, it is orange wig, red nose clownshoes horseshit.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gather that his blindness gave him a bit of a free pass to say what he liked. Also powerful friends. By rights he could have ended up hanged drawn and quartered for his involvement in the politics around the execution of Charles I, so basically yes, an all-time great poaster.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Labour are cheaper than all the other parties. I suspect that’s part of their offer.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once met a German and they told me that it’s ok to say Krautrock
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To live in a world with minute, irrelevant distinctions of religion and nationality. What a dream.
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Not that one, the other one @theotherjustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overlook Hotel holiday party, Brexit edition
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just finished The End of Everything last night and I think it’s one of the best new novels I’ve read in years. What an incredible mind at work.
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini punches a young fascist who tried to confront him outside the premiere for his film, Mamma Roma. (22 September 1962) Also my mum's birthday. We like Pasolini.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I normally hate music biopics and most movies about music in general, but I think an epic, Christopher Nolan directed adaptation of We Didn’t Start The Fire could really work.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right now you can proactively be developing a new kind of music specifically for playing in the abandoned data centers of the not too distant future.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you were writing a satire about a kind of Micro-Rhodesia in an Oxfordshire village, Piddington is exactly the name you’d choose
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Without the Normans we wouldn’t know who owned the fields by your house in 1086. It’s a net positive. Change my mind.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They wrote the Domesday book which remains an important primary text of the era, so maybe there would be, I dunno, somehow *less* British history without them?
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Rhys Kaminski-Jones @rhyskamjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I personally will not be happy until the British have ranked all their invasions in order of goodness. Is the "Glorious Revolution" still our favourite? Does anybody remember Fishguard? (Cofiwch Fishguard) Did the Beaker People come in peace, and were the beakers worth it?
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Will Fonvielle @fonvielle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As long as we're sharing, I can't eat a hotel continental breakfast without thinking, "All the Europine countries lay before me." www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhL...
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A Man Who Enjoys a Continental Breakfast - Key & Peele
YouTube video by Key & Peele
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Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, it's not me, I'm just sat here eating Pringles
Headline of an opinion piece by definitely not unhinged man Alan Cochrane - "In Cardiff, a sinister cabal is plotting nothing less than the end of the United Kingdom"
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, i can understand the Islamophobia, but the police really crossed the line when it came to their total disregard of parking rules.
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Tinned Meats @tinnedmeats.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Discussing our creative process, Russian cosmonauts, the paintings of John Hoyland and comparisons to The Fall and Cardiacs with James Kilkenny #interview #newmusic #album #ukband #louderthanwar
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love seeing public information films in their proper context: during advert breaks on ITV, or closedowns on the BBC. Here's a lovely little farm safety PIF ending BBC1's programming in 1985. The continuity announcer's "That was a public information film" is the cherry on top.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
‘Magna Carta? Did she die in vain?’
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Patrick Kincaid @patrickkincaid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you want to know how ghosts feel, walk around the town you grew up in on a Thursday morning, looking at all the boarded up shopfronts and remembering what it was like when you were alive and nobody looked quite so bloody haunted.
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JT Lindroos @oivas.com · 01/09/2026
Partially why I prefer film to tv. #JGBallard
Television is awake: film dreams. Quote by JG Ballard
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday comrades ✊🏻
Four-panel political cartoon. An older white man in a suit warns two workers, one Black, one white, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie." While he distracts them, the workers wrestle the plate of cookies away from him and ultimately share them peacefully together.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The people who can actually impose a cost on important people who behave like this, is you. Don’t vote for them, don’t buy their magazines and papers, make it clear you are doing it because of their horrific behaviour. That really is the only thing you have to bargain with. Use it.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/08/2026
BLOG UPDATE: According to Discogs, there have been 6,997 albums released in the UK with "Greatest Hits" in the title. But which of those use the term most tenuously? I've been through the lot of uncover the 20 Least Great Greatest Hits in UK Chart History. brokentv.uk/2026/08/26/t...
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The 20 Least Accurate Greatest Hits Albums Ever
A few days ago, there was a thread doing the rounds on BlueSky asking for nominations on the greatest Greatest Hits album of all time. As could reasonably be expected, that basically just became a …
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
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Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just massive, *massive*, amounts of political life in the UK is explained by the extremely bizarre fact that our intelligentsia, political class, and even much of our business elite, feel aching insecure about faiilng to meet some imagined ideal of Authenticity they attribute to the volk.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The WH Smiths
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Look, yes, we all know AI image generators suck but still, you have to admit, exclusively training them on pictures scraped from the two 1980s Warhammer Realm of Chaos books was an inspired move
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He may well have 1000 Einsteins and Mozarts working in his warehouses right now, but they can't do anything with their abilities what with having to work 18 hours a day under constant threat of being fired for taking a piss
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Jeff Bezos on why he wants a trillion
humans in the solar svstem
"I would love to see a trillion humans living
in the solar system. If we had a trillion
humans, we would have at any given time
a 1,000 Mozarts and a 1,000 Einsteins'
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Just pay your taxes bra
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Professor Jason Stanley - ex-Yale, now Toronto - is also a leading authority on fascism. He busted Nathan Cofnas back in 2020 BEFORE his appointment at Cambridge. This entire story has been reported without any meaningful expertise of the context. spectator.com/article/acad...
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Academics are trying to get my paper retracted — and some of them haven’t even read it
Philosophy is ultimately about questioning orthodoxies and challenging taboos
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It seems that a lot of things are fascism, except for the global fascist movement, which is not fascist and you are being hysterical about it.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
25 years years ago
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The moment you need to know what the Spice Mines Of Kessell are, you’ve fucked the project.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 15/08/2026
TW: Suicide If you tell people you have SI, many are likely to suggest you call 988 or text the suicide lifeline. These are good resources *if you need to be kept physically safe;* they are not as helpful if your ideations are passive. Allow me to share some things that have helped me. /1
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
Did you ever read what they call Science Fiction? It’s a scream. It is written like this:

“I checked out with K19 on Aldabaran III, and stepped out through the crummalite hatch on my 22 Model Sirus Hardtop. I cocked the timejector in secondary and waded through the bright blue manda grass. My breath froze into pink pretzels. I flicked on the heat bars and the Brylls ran swiftly on five legs using their other two to send out crylon vibrations. The pressure was almost unbearable, but I caught the range on my wrist computer through the transparent cysicites. I pressed the trigger. The thin violet glow was icecold against the rust-colored mountains. The Brylls shrank to half an inch long and I worked fast stepping on them with the poltex. But it wasn’t enough. The sudden brightness swung me around and the Fourth Moon had already risen. I had exactly four seconds to hot up the disintegrator and Google⁵ had told me it wasn’t enough. He was right.”

They pay brisk money for this crap?

Raymond Chandler | Letter to H. N. Swanson, 14 Mar 1953 | Selected Letters of Raymond Chandler
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Find the smile room ffs. Not after what was unleashed last time.
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Colin Bond @colinbond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not collaborating with @thequotidianunreal.bsky.social Some things are better left undisturbed
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