Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hmm. The Children Under 7 sound delicious, but I think I'll stick with beef 000
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Reform love saying that their political rivals "don't know what a woman is", while they don't even know what an English person is 000
Reposted by Luke MHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 02/10/20262 minutes of hate a day is actually a pretty reasonable if not healthy amount 1532
Reposted by Luke MLuke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 09/01/2025*man pours boiling water onto teabag he's holding in his hands* *screams* *looks to camera* "There's got to be a better way" VOICEOVER: Mugs 0205
Reposted by Luke MGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 426468
Reposted by Luke Mcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list 262268300
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Of course, if these people had been given football goals growing up none of this would be happening 👀 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comIt was the most welcoming town in Britain. Why has Crowborough become so divided?In 2022, they opened their arms to Ukrainian refugees. But this year, the arrival of more than 300 asylum seekers has split the community. Can the rift be healed? 000
Reposted by Luke MTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Obviously it’s not, because this exists: m.youtube.com/watch?v=1i73...m.youtube.com"Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom!" Bob Katter on same-sex marriageYouTube video by ABC News (Australia) 87012
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had to break up a fight between two cats in my spare room. Regular visitor cat-who-isn't-mine was being harassed by cat-I've-never-even-seen-before. To be entirely clear, I own zero cats 100
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watch this and enjoy me pretending to be an Australian robot! Excellent work from @paleblurs.bsky.social as ever 011
Reposted by Luke MTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562892427
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*Me, seeing kids with fidget toys* "Ridiculous. In my day we didn't need to be constantly doing things to help us concentrate" *lights cigarette* 010
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's 9.16am and I've already had to step away from the news for a bit for the sake of my blood pressure 000
Reposted by Luke MRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran should keep both sides happy by saying it is a genocide but adding that he supports it 0284
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just another day on normal island www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...devonlive.comPensioners attack traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claimsAn online movement say that the sensors on traffic lights can cause heart attacks, brain cancer, anxiety and even sudden death 000
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy 1st anniversary of an American getting shot, to those who celebrate 000
Reposted by Luke MMadeley @madeley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me 8522
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Playbook this morning reporting that "Anthropic’s alignment science lead posted on X overnight that he believes there is more than a 10 percent chance AI 'kills all humans' within the next decade". And yet we continue. You really do have to wonder whether we deserve it, frankly 020
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My most "old man yelling at clouds" opinion is that we should, in fact, destroy any and all infrastructure related to the internet. Having the world entirely disconnected again would be such a blessing, and we could go back to playing out in the streets, drinking from hoses etc 100
Reposted by Luke MTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I've made this short story free to read, as a representative sample from my new book. If you like books, bookshops, eccentric old people and mystery, you might enjoy it. And if you like it you'll almost certainly enjoy the book. www.tom-cox.com/old-litkinov...tom-cox.comOld LitkinovOld Litkinov owned the bookshop down the road and, back when I was a poor student, I would sometimes sell him books that I had stolen from delivery trucks, supermarkets and the bedrooms of people who’... 16626
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The only good news about Farage announcing these terrible, undemocratic plans is that the anti-Reform vote will be mobilised even more strongly than before 0196
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026God, it'd be great to be a right wing grifter, wouldn't it? Just making up any old bollocks. No self-awareness, no sense of shame or embarrassment. Just banging out whatever shite comes off the top of your head, and then on to the next thing without looking back 040
Reposted by Luke MEveryone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’ve just seen a goose involved in a murder, lololol. Seriously though. He just stabbed a man for his bag of bread. 031
Reposted by Luke MPhil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 14/08/2026ME: *looking through kitchen cupboards* COLANDER: Hey ME: *carries on looking through cupboards* COLANDER: Hey, Phil ME: ... COLANDER: HEY ME: WHAT? What is it? COLANDER: Remember that eclipse? ME: Yes, what about it? COLANDER: ... ME: ... COLANDER: Pretty cool wasn't it. ME: *sigh* Yes, colander. 021
Reposted by Luke MAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The Guardian once asked me 'what one change would you make to achieve Black equality in Britain?' and it feels appropriate to share my answer again 544701870
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's much cooler where I am today, and suddenly I'm craving a scotch egg. Nature is healing, etc 000
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Okay, enough now. It's so hot my phone won't recognise my fingerprint as its drenched in sweat 110
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I always thought that was Stoke away on a rainy Tuesday night in November 000
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Damn it, forgot to look up. No matter. I'll catch the next eclipse when I'm 102 000
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026To all those who mock me for having Vanilla as my favourite flavour, saying it doesn't taste of anything, I say this: Would you say the same about celery? Cucumber? WATER? Check and mate, haters 100
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026b.mino.mobi/palm/ I saw this and thought oooh, fun! Turns out I'm an Ordinary Primate. And I don't understand the results either. All in all, this doesn't feel like a win 100
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I was suffering from the male loneliness epidemic, I would simply visit the YMCA. I'm told they have everything for young men to enjoy, AND you can hang out with all the boys 000
Reposted by Luke MMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026So glad I will get to experience watching The Odyssey as someone who doesn’t care that it’s a poem or whatever, you won’t catch me caring about its faithfulness, I will simply be whispering to the person next to me “that’s the horse” when the Big Wooden Horse appears 23908100
Reposted by Luke MLuke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think the worst thing about AI is how amenable and chatty it is. Like car sharing a 7am commute with a morning person. 001
Luke M @iamlukem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think the worst thing about AI is how amenable and chatty it is. Like car sharing a 7am commute with a morning person. 001
Reposted by Luke MSheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me: Hey Siri, If you use a spoon to drink a smoothie does that make it a soup? Siri: FFS. it’s 03:27, WTF is wrong with you. 042
