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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10h
When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026
Army Navy sprint football is on! Everyone has to weigh under 183lbs and have a minimum of 5% body fat.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Susan Collins finds reports of corruption disturbing” almost too easy a punch to throw
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 20/09/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves: - The five match unbeaten Sounders - The thirteen game winless streak Sounders
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 18/09/2026
New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: tinyurl.com/sdxp58dm
Image of pepperoni personal pan pizza in cardboard box next to blue circle logo that says "Ask AI!" below an icon of a rainbow book on fire.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
Pete Hegseth wipes his nose, then runs his hand through his hair
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Emerald City Supporters @weareecs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is with heavy hearts that we share the passing of former ECS co-president Tom Biro.
Tom Biro waving a large Iron front flag in the Brougham End
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell too soon, @tombiro.bsky.social 💙💚
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Dismemberment Flan
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TIL: Vote buying is illegal in the United States (yeah, yeah, we all know that thanks to a certain modern robber baron who put it in the news). But did you know it’s actually *legal* specifically if you’re a member of the Seneca Nation of Indians? web.archive.org/web/20111118...
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Resentments abound in Seneca power struggle
When Robert Odawi Porter, an eloquent lawyer with a Harvard education, was elected president of the Seneca Nation of Indians last year, many people in...
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 10/09/2026
Report: Canada Geese Tourism to United States Down 85%: tinyurl.com/499977t3
Canada geese flying south with a backdrop of trees with golden-yellow fall leaves
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/09/2026
52 U.S. Code § 10307(c), 18 U.S. Code § 597, or, as Trump calls it - Thursday.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MÖMTHER WHY DID YOU NOT STOP ME BEFORE I BELLY FLOPPED?
A corgi swims to the pool side with a look of regret on her life choices
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matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I see you shopping at trader joes on labor day, of all days. mhmm.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Render unto Malfeasor what is Malfeasor’s
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macamps.online @macamps.online · 01/09/2026
The entire Republican platform for several decades was “look at all of Those People having babies in high school and turning into welfare queens.” Of all of the hypocrisies inherent to their entire political project this one is the one that makes me want to tear my hair out the most somehow.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The train in question, which has definitely left the station.
The 1895 Montparnasse train crash, where the locomotive of the No. 56 train has dramatically lept through an upper level window and crashed onto a walkway below the station.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tupac shakur died?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🫸 White House ballroom 👉 White House rage room Now opening in 2029. 5 swings of a sledgehammer = $10. All proceeds towards Social Security solvency.
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Brantman @brantman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think the reason for "scholarship" like this is simple: Answer Engine Optimization. If you can get models trained on enough of this type of pseudoscholarly work, it will appear on the first page of a ChatGPT or Google w/Gemini prompt responses. The GIGO principle has never failed.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Behind Enemy Lines but with Dolly in the Gene Hackman role and Tim Curry in the Owen Wilson one
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christa19.bsky.social @christa19.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80 yr old passed today. 😔
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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Schools won’t give kids an ibuprofen without signed permission from parents. But we’re supposed to believe they’re doing secret gender surgeries.
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 21/08/2026
NEW: Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-unv...
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Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters
Officials clarify ‘Send Me’ remains mandatory for people without policy influence
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Freedom! 🚲💚📢
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ill est le Loi, le Foi, et le “Donne la-moi”.
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macamps.online @macamps.online · 15/08/2026
If you’ve never had the credit card machine rolled into the room and been given a spiel about the prepay discount and “not burdening your loved ones with bills should the worst happen” before a surgery you weren’t sure you’d wake up from I don’t care what you have to say about Luigi Mangione
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BEHIND THE BOATHOUSE, I’LL SHOW YOU MY DARK SECRET
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Ruby’s Mom (she/her) @farmbabe2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Back in the day, we waited until service personnel came home before we disrespected & ignored them.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have never attended a professional basketball game, men’s or women’s, it’s not really my thing. But I would 100% buy a ticket to watch this guy get murdered by a pick and roll from any given @wnba.com player.
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Taggart @taggart-tech.com · 07/08/2026
I've been broken out of containment for like 15 years and nobody's made a fuss.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you'd like something even more dangerous, our archive is so old that we don't use these fancy modern rolling stacks. Ours are attached to a motorised chain that runs the length of the room. This means sometimes they like to move by themselves just a little, enough to keep you on edge.
Rolling stacks in the archive with some lovely old archive boxes on them. On the right of the image you can see the handles that have to be pulled to move the stacks, activating the connection with the chain beneath the floor.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank this guy for his service 🫡🇺🇸
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MLB Trade deadline goin craaazy
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It is perfectly fine for *anyone* to dote lavishly over their elderly dog in public. That dog deserves it for giving a lifetime of unconditional love.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There's actually some bonus crisis of federalism here - the Trump administration ended the Biden strategy of developing critical infrastructure cybersecurity standards, and dramatically reduced the personnel in the federal government devoted to cybersecurity governance.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Philomena Cunk in a Suit
Alt: Philomena Cunk in a Suit
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy birthday Emmi! You’re eight!
A corgi eats a doggie ice cream cupA corgi eats an ice cream cup
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
America needs to close the Yak Gap
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
EQUALITY OF SACRIFICE A. “I was a Have.” B. “I was a ‘have-not.’” (Together.) “What hast thou given which I gave not?” — Rudyard Kipling
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They shouldn’t play extra time in the final. They should just declare the teams both losers, and the tournament should be declared Damnatio Memoriae.
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Jeff Kassouf @jeffkassouf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gotham FC head coach Juan Carlos Amorós announced after Saturday's match that he will be taking the next five weeks for parental leave. His family's second child was born in May, when he took time as well. Shaun Harris is acting head coach. JCA with words everyone should hear👇
Juan Carlos Amoros: “I’m incredibly grateful to everyone at Gotham FC for supporting us unconditionally while we were obviously deciding to take this step. This is a personal decision for our family, but I also recognize the visibility that comes with my role.
“When fathers take parental leave, particularly men in leadership positions, it helps normalize an important principle: caring for children is a shared responsibility between parents. I need to be there for my family.”
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
Zohran Mamdani making a face that makes him kinda look like Robert De Niro
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My man looks like Pat Boone being tased
Ken Paxton, mid-bullshit
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