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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 15h
Genuinely wondering why a flower planter box takes priority over pedestrian safety (if you’re not going to make a proper corner, at least wrap the sidewalk around the curve)
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If there’s anyone screaming into the void, it’s you, neighbor. 👋
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh, don’t remind me it’s already been 6 years since RTJ4. Tom’s okay with me though. He didn’t vote the way I did for President, but it’s not like it matters in an electoral college system. He also didn’t say anything about it until after the election, so you can’t pin Kamala’s turnout on him.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
~\cite{302} was due to reviewer #2 on a previous submission of this manuscript saying “you should cite [302]”. They are also the corresponding author of [302].
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been doing a lot of PC reviews lately. Am I okay because my eyes zeroed in straight onto that? (Also, the references per citation has the “AI wrote my bibliography” tell. Don’t ask me how I learned to spot it, I’m keeping that one closely held.)
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With all respect to Mark Ruffalo — I will never say something bad about someone trying to turn out the antifascism vote — I do wonder what core Blue demographic that underperformed in 2024 and also is energized by Mark Ruffalo.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing they love more than making prisons is making money off prisons
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s got a $330 Sellita movement, so is the other $665 his NIL cut?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
РПГ-29 «Вампир» rocket propelled grenade launcher, with one of its rockets
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not unless you can pack the SCOTUS within five years, as Trump will almost certainly raise a Trump v US defense of such payments being an official act.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Alexis Rose's Boop Moment
ALT: Alexis Rose's Boop Moment
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would offer the model is already good at persuasion. After all, it has convinced Oliver that it will one day be god.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s a good dog, we just want her in fun size, not share size.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surprisingly only Catholic doctrine since the 2018 Catechism, and explicitly not doctrine as late as the 1992 Catechism.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kristen Bell as Eleanor Shellstrop: This Is The Bad Place!
ALT: Kristen Bell as Eleanor Shellstrop: This Is The Bad Place!
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Depends the verb, or Depends the noun?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hear that Democrats? Trump thinks you should remove his three SCOTUS picks.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paywall removed: www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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MSN
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yup. jacobin.com/2025/11/yout...
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Private Equity’s New Venture: Youth Sports
Backed by Wall Street, the company Black Bear Sports Group is tightening its grip on youth sports. In a scheme only private equity could dream up, parents now can’t record their kids’ games — but they...
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“You all” is collective not nominative singular, the folks that vote for Schmitt aren’t on Bluesky, and — generally speaking — folks understand and can explain the political dynamics of their state (especially if they don’t vote in accord).
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suppose the fix is to make children’s sports an industry, fueled by massive venture capital. That’ll keep the Republicans out! /s
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Side note: more city folk like myself need to get out into rural America by bike
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just want to be clear the only idiots I see are the politicians. When I bike toured the Transamerica route through KS and MO back in 2014 I met a lot of good, decent people. Properly supporting our schools will always be a battle because the idiots gain by keeping the rest of us in the fog.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#2 wouldn’t surprise me at all. Most referendums are poorly written, probably as a desired effect.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems we keep coming back to the only real fix being for parents to teach boys not to rape. Everything else just papers over the problem.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed, but part of the problem is that even if the universities abolish the fraternities, the best they can do is strip recognition as official student activities. Seems like every university has *that* unofficial fraternity where the “good” parties happen (and the most SA happens).
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m genuinely confused about Missouri (and Kansas for the same reasons). You all vote some real idiots into office on the regular, but then there’s a high profile referendum written by the idiots on an issue from the idiots’ campaign platform … and you all smash it down. What’s going on?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet another economic graph where you can put a big old Ronnie head right at the inflection point.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👉🤛
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An industrial electrical circuit breaker
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Make It So Picard
Alt: Make It So Picard
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ben Shapiro: Certified Freak, Seven Days a Week
Alt: Ben Shapiro: Certified Freak, Seven Days a Week
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026
Army Navy sprint football is on! Everyone has to weigh under 183lbs and have a minimum of 5% body fat.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s the logic, and there’s the reality, which is that Rickover was bullied as a junior line officer and the interview hazing was how it all came out Speaking as someone who had a Bowman interview. Most of the industrial grade hazing was gone by then, but the snap culture fit judgements remained
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT’S EDUCATIONAL
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Insert “I la-hardly knew her” joke here)
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just keep orderly and queue up, I’m sure no one will panic knowing the plan says everyone survives the hot magma and ash rushing towards them
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surely she’s learned her lesson, right?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Susan Collins finds reports of corruption disturbing” almost too easy a punch to throw
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This would explain our implicit gerontocracy, no?
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ownership and editorial board there is genuinely awful (and sometimes bafflingly awful, considering newspapers need subscribers, and not irritating people generally aids subscriptions)
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Found the dropbear
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 20/09/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves: - The five match unbeaten Sounders - The thirteen game winless streak Sounders
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 18/09/2026
New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: tinyurl.com/sdxp58dm
Image of pepperoni personal pan pizza in cardboard box next to blue circle logo that says "Ask AI!" below an icon of a rainbow book on fire.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They consciously uncoupled, but they’re still best friends and committed to a healthful breakfast for the kids.
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(S) ██ 3.3 (b)(1) ██ @colematt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, but the median American voter lacks object permanence
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