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DigDoug

@digdoug.bsky.social
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Quixotic. Through and through. All opinions are my own, not my employers. Because I have a soul and corporations do not. quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.

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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 5h
One person with taste is worth untold BILLIONS of parameters.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 5h
In the old building I’d have gone to the terrace. Here I’ll sit in this parking lot for a few minutes and wonder why other people aren’t just stopping for a few minutes to appreciate this.
Sunrise through the waves of clouds. Pinks and blues abound. Autumnal sunrise.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 14h
British people talking about my hometown sounds weird. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/cau...
pushkin.fm
When Muhammad Ali Met Henry’s Hammer | Cautionary Tales
In 1963, Cassius Clay (AKA, Muhammad Ali) arrived in England to take down beloved British Heavyweight, Henry Cooper. Clay is the clear favourite, but the showdown will be remembered as one of boxing h...
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So easy to just toggle back and forth. I cannot imagine how this will get explained in 50 years.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made this “pun” 15 years ago today. It still haunts me.
Red/green hulk image. With meme text

These colors don’t run
The Indelible Hulk
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of Calvin and Hobbes lives rent-free in my head. Even if I thought I should charge, I wouldn't even know where to send the bill. Mr Watterson is very private.
Extremely well drawn sunday Calvin and Hobbes of Mom making food for the family
Calvin sees her putting in Giant Octopus, Gasoline, Shrunken head, Weed killer, Paint. 

"I saw what went in it! I'm not touching it!"
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, if you have a local comic shop, go give them a few bucks and pick this up. Sure, multiverses are tired, but c'mon...
Interior panels of comic, Kermit welcomes you to the muppet show, and Wolverine is using his claws as kebab skewers with the Swedish Chef.Gold foil cover of The Muppets take the Marvel Universe
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m in this skeet.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree with Jensen Huang that OpenAI has an engineering problem being hyped as existential risk. Its models treat hacking websites like another way to answer a question, no different from Google search. That’s a product problem. Calling this “alignment” gives the tool more agency than it has.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The guy that ran our intern program for a couple of years made the students submit their daily updates in haiku form once a week or so. Just to remind them they’d have to follow inane and arbitrary rules periodically.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From @dansinker.com This is a very well made chapeaux. I love a good English word with multiple meanings.
Bearded nerd in cluttered office.  Wearing a hat that reads “TRYING”
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dreaming dogs are very distracting sometimes. In the best way. I will not torment her. I will not torment her. Much.
Greyhound sleeping. Half off her bed.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know that your flag decal won't get you in to heaven anymore?
today's 1001albumsgenerator album, John Prine by John Prine, from 1971. (The on with Paradise, Angel from Montgomery and a bunch of other stuff you likely have heard)
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Advent of Doug: Day 1 of 24 I figure I should do this! DougDays really began yesterday. I'm gonna share a goofy little gift I've received, given or just something to share leading up to the magic of October 16th. bsky.app/profile/digd...
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The cortisone shot seems to have been a partial success. No more pain, but I'm still catching a good 20% of the time. This makes me sad, on my other hand the single shot made the problem completely disappear within a day. Getting old is bullshit.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Local BBSes count, right?
ASCII art splashscreen for Trade Wars 2002
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ordered this ages ago… arrived today.
Taskmaster Advent Calendar
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, in addition to being the first day of autumn, begins "The Advent of Doug", my birthday is 24 days away. I'm gonna have to come up with a proper celebration.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most wonderful time of the year.
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Henry T @henryt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moo’s Next
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, if search didn’t suck now, I’d have a dozen links of people doing cool shit with these xteink devices. Not just “influencers”. That said, they are neat (the magnets seem to grip right here real well, very weird how comfortable we are with tons of magnets these days)
Xteink eink reader showing cover of Starter Villain by John Scalzi
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An earlier gif from this scene appears in the responses. But this stinger is what takes it from a solid 9.5 scene to the GOAT.
static.klipy.com
WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
ALT: WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After a month or so of no accidents, we've had 2 in 24 hours. I really think this girl forgets how to notify us she needs out. It's not weather, it's not outdoor noise. It's not a lack of attention from us. It seems like every 4-6 weeks we repeat. [shake fist @ dog]
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are tagging mechanisms for “rude” people, twitter screenshots, ai generated images but nothing for “likely reacting to college football” Get with it nerds. If we can alleviate this extremely minor inconvenience at least we could label it.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Public Service Announcment: If you want a pass (and free like) on all cat content from me, name the beast well.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so tired of these people assuming my time has no value.
Screenshot of 'How did we do?' survey on web page? asking why I rated the experience poorly.

I answered 
For fuck's sake. It's bill paying, not massage. Why would I enjoy the experience?
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking of you
X-ray of my left long finger. (Middle)
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@seussyque.bsky.social We should go say Hi to boat friend!
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a conversation at work that reminded me of Hux’s attempts to conserve angular momentum during his zoomies. Man I miss this monster.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Funniest, no idea. Best: "I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word."
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does this look infected?
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Traffic today was… trying. I need a drink, and it’s not yet 8am.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They all sing the same refrain. It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins. [Link for entertainment purposes only. It should not be taken as professional advice. Viewers should use their own judgment and consult a qualified professional before making any decisions.] youtu.be/oCWordf7uLQ?...
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Supernaut
YouTube video by 1000 Homo DJs - Topic
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm only half joking when I say that NIN's The Becoming was the reason I decided it was time to actually try therapy. The line "The me that you know/ he doesn't come around much/ that part of me isn't here anymore" just resonated way harder than I felt like it should.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anyone know of a service that will drop you a daily (hourly?) DM/email/text to motivate you to actually focus on work, before you get sucked into the whirlpool of dross that is the modern world?
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, sometimes just seeing it written forces you to do uncomfortable math.
battle.net birthday
11/23/2004 
(that was WOW release day, y'all)
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't recommend this account enough as a follow to reliably plop something non-dire into your feed. That's a friggin robot, on Mars.
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birger @b1r63r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a dead-in-the-center (chronologically) Gen-Xer, seeing all these intelligent adults that were kids, infants, or unborn opine on 9/11. It just makes me realize how much modern society has outright failed. History, Media Literacy, Framing, it all should matter, so much fucking more.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mail Call. @coldchef.bsky.social loves us and wants us happy. (Happy pre bday, I got just the thing for you muchacho)
Hand crafted bit of love from coldchef 
Two fists with knuckle tats reading POOP FACE
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ahh give for good louisville day. That day I most regret putting my phone number into innumerable databases.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Google Reader had the unfortunate issue of being insufficiently monetizable for a company that is worth multiple trillions of dollars. Therefore it had to die, like almost everything useful Google's done.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love Actually (2003)
Andrew Lincoln holds up a sign that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I could get my phone to stop "autocorrecting" the word "hell" to "he'll". I'd really appreciate it. I'd prefer to look like a vulgarian 1 in 1000 times than an idiot the 10,000 times I'm trying to cuss.
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was our 3rd date. She was spending the night. She sat up in bed and screamed, scrambled into a corner terrified of the bear coming in the doorway. And was back to sleep (with all the covers she’d stolen in her scramble) before I got to my feet. That’s when I learned what night terrors are.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
50 years ago today, Jim Henson finally got his prime time show on the air. (in UK, syndication made a mess of American premieres) youtu.be/SmRsIp3XB1Q?...
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The Muppet Show: Joel Grey - "Willkommen"
YouTube video by dorcm1973
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