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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Keep grinding, bro. Mash those buttons.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

This chart is heavily flawed, but the discussion is good. Also: Pepper Potts would vote for Trump because she’s about business and mama needs those government contracts.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Not to be a Doubting Thomas, but let’s see them scars, bro.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I need to know every single detail of Harris’s economic plan and what she intends to do in the Middle East. Also: www.nj.com/politics/202...

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Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally?

And why do we even have to ask a question like that?

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madamjujujive @madamjujujive.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

You have to see this most excellent costume!

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Annual reminder and humble request: if you are costuming today, please take a moment and send a flippy to your old pal, GJ. 🧡

People in costumes making rude hand gestures.

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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

My only complaint about the giant Halloween skeletons is that they're too small. I want them to look like Tolkienesque fallen giants from an ancient civilization, littering the landscape, their ribcages inhabited by people ignorant of their majestic pathos

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Katemonkey (In Most Places) @katemonkey.com · 26/10/2024

Off to the Nottingham Horror Collective's Halloween Party. Tonight, I'm taking advantage of my post-chemo baldness and going as the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam from "Dune" (1984).

Kate is standing in their living room, dressed in a long black outfit, with a long black headdress and a small green box with a hole perfect for putting your hand in.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Harris shouldn’t go on “Hot Ones” unless she takes Walz with her. The best comedy is in contrasts.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

I just want one reporter to sacrifice their entire career by asking, “Have you lost your fucking mind?” Just once.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Searched my photo library for “hell.” This is a very small sample.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

“You people live in a real shithole. Vote for me.”

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Bought a dvd copy of “Short Cuts” so I can combine it with “Birdman” and have a Raymond Carver film festival. This is a post for zero (0) people

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

if they unseat Ted Cruz I will play a free solo show in Austin and the set list will include Golden Boy, Riches & Wonders, Comandante and whatever other oldschool bangers ppl want

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

Storm survivor. Birthday boy.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

Technically, my birthday is tomorrow, but with the hurricane rolling in right at me, there’s a good chance I’ll be powerless tomorrow, so please send those birthday flippies today. Never forget.

Photo of a grown man who thinks flipping the bird is funny. He’s handsome, but a bit of a cad.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

Confession: I sent the same tasteless birthday card to @kelliebob.bsky.social TWO YEARS IN A ROW. I take photos of every card I send, just to prevent this, but I still did it. It’s a card so heinous, that every time it came up, I thought: “I can’t send this to someone.” But Kellie got it. Twice.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Free painting! University of Mississippi Art Museum trail to Rowan Oak. Oxford, MS. @xingcat

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 24/07/2024

“Kamala” is short for KamaLouisiana. That’s a free t-shirt idea. Someone please make it.

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La Fumettista @lafumettista.bsky.social · 15/07/2024

Anyone looking for an alternative to #StickerMule : I put together a spreadsheet comparing 40 diff sticker printing companies, you can download it here: tchiechi.gumroad.com/l/wheretoprintstickers

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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

Had some friends over so we had to say hello to @gjcharlet.bsky.social

Two women giving the finger to the camera

A few people giving the finger to the camera.

Three people giving the finger to the camera.

A woman in a car giving the finger to the camera.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

Me and J and our new best friend Stormy.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Happy Fathers Day from your Internet Daddy.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Today is a sad day for mankind. We have finally reached the day that I, GJ, have crossed the Wilford Brimley line. brimleyline.date I am the same age that Wilford was on the day “Cocoon” was released. Time passes so quickly. And for me, I’m done, I guess.

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Brimley/Cocoon Line Calculator

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 18/05/2024

Any body can be a beach body if that's where you bury it.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

I just got to tell a packed Waffle House that OJ Simpson died. The man next to me ordered orange juice and I said, “Rest in Peace,” and then I had to explain.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 31/12/2023

I think all my auld acquaintances forgot me.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 31/12/2023

Last postcards of 2023 are in the mail. I sent over 500 this year. More than one a day. Almost everyone on my list got two or more. One person got dozens. They went all over the world. Also: due to my insatiable lust for postcards, I ended the year with more than I started with.

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 26/05/2023

Terrible news, guys. Talked to a friend of mine in the govt and she says that they ran the data and it’s official, everyone on Bluesky is a nerd

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