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@colant.bsky.social
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toot toot it's Wednesday
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@vappu.bsky.social Well done little Owls
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Richard Harrison may be best known for his unwilling Ninja roles in the batshit Godfrey Ho films (to his disgust), he had a career spanning decades and continents. He was in westerns, Horror, Serious drama, Sword and sandal epics. RIP legend. Check out Empire of the Dark on youtube, it's a hoot.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a sad day when the king of the Ninja's departs. RIP Richard Harrison
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
38d.gs/jpcf
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An open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLI
This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th...
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/09/2026
NOOOO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUUUUUUCK!
Two moths flying into the towers of light
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/09/2026
 As I rounded the corner  I felt muscular and compact,  like corn beef.
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So I've just started watching Funboy's and yeah it's bloody great.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
Nigel Farage announcing he’s resgining as MP for Clacton-On-Sea and standing in the subsequent byelection.
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 13/06/2026
owned
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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This needs to go on a t-shirt: "I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself" 💥
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Welcoming a new member of the golem family.
A giant churro with big white hands, brown boots, chocolate hair, a desperate grin and dead googly eyes.Close-up of the giant churro. It wants to hug you.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Before posting, don't forget to let Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know your heart-felt feelings about them all over the leaflet ... meme via Paul Hodgson
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A thread which should be read in its entirety.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cats are the best.
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Lisa Forte @lisaforte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Brilliant. Will start explaining cyber concepts like this 🤣
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pandora's box this morning
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 22/02/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here I am having a holiday while lying about the government stopping me going to the Chagos Islands, where nobody can go without a permit. Still, who needs facts when your followers are thick and gullible?
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I am now waiting for the point where the Punch the monkey is revealed to be a fascist and was ostracized because of his strident views.
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fudge Kiosk may become my new favorite insult.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i like to walk in to the room where my cat is and give her the thumbs up sign, just to confirm were cool.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's a good job I do not have a Death Note book because i would sprain my fucking wrist writing names right now.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
At this point in time the only conclusion you can make about society is that the rich are actively making the world less stable and more dangerous for the majority to enrich themselves and entrench power. Their greed is the problem that needs to be resolved as it can never be satisfied.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
meme via Madeline Nestor ps REFORM PARTY anagrams to a PRE FARM TORY
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Troy Matthews @keeptroyblue.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
25,000 World Cup tickets cancelled for US games. Not nearly enough. Keep them coming.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@bakoon.bsky.social Hey Bak, what happened with your Twitch streams? It was genuinely a highlight of my day!
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A bunch of channels follow on YouTube are using AI thumbnails now, so I guess I don't follow them any more.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I wonder if I am alone in hoping that Mr Beast is pierced by a shard of frozen urine that has been dislodge from a passing passenger jet?
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/11/2025
I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to delete.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I am a great believer that anyone that calls themself a entrepreneur should be fired into the sun.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
So many lols www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhS...
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
There are very few things I will brave Ticketmaster for but a Super Furry Animals tour will make me venture in to the abyss. Anyway see you all there. #SFAok
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
So now Stoke have to go to plan B as time wasting is not going to work from 1-0 down.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/08/2025
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I never fail to amaze myself with my ability to misspell words so badly even spellcheckers throw their hads in the air "nope, no fucking idea mate".
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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Everybody in the street this week has been stopping and asking me where I stand on the St .George flag controversy. Let this children's TV show explain. youtube.com/watch?v=t8G5...
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Histors Eye - St. George
YouTube video by UK Tune Archives
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Just nursed a tired bluebottle back to health using a little bit of shit on the end of a cotton bud
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 22/02/2025
LOTR meme: 
Legolas: that is a Volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. 
Fandalf: the 200 series is the lord of all Volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz346bs
Magazine letter: It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't until October. Utterly ridiculous. Rich B, Kidlington
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
“In year since Reform party leader was elected at 8th attempt he has been largely absent from Commons votes and very present in the media” Says it all. A career piss-taker given so much airtime, but so little scrutiny, he now fancies himself as PM. Ffs UK. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage
Big pay days and top of the polls:
Nigel Farage's first year as an MP
In year since Reform party leader was elected at eighth attempt he has been largely absent from Commons votes and very present in the mediaMoney
Farage is the highest paid MP of this parliament by a long way. He earned at least £970,000 from outside employment ranging from speeches to bringing in £280,000 as brand ambassador for a gold company. In April, he got a 10th job, making £25,000 (AU$52,000) as a commentator for the Rupert Murdoch-backed Sky News Australia, with the MP telling the channel that Britain was "going downhill".
The portfolio of gigs on top of his role as an
MP also includes a £4,000-a-month column for the Daily Telegraph and presenting for
GB News, which has paid him more than £330,000 since July.
Trips abroad
• Nigel Farage attends a rally in Pennsylvania, US.
Photograph: Will Oliver/EPA
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