Reposted by h4ckys4ckh4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[youth pastor voice] - You know who else was quite churchy? 002
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[youth pastor voice] - You know who else was quite churchy? 002
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Glasgow most stabbings happen in only 3 inches of rain 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Only 8 years ago I was a dinosaur, a zombie, a killer robot. Now my kids are older I have to pretend that’s not who I really am 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Anyone got this months ‘Hot Dogs in Hot Cars’ yet? Check out page 12! 🥵 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If you thought quiches were gay then wait till you discover flans 020
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Saruman of Many Colours was first and foremost a terrible gay ally 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Starting a girl punk band called The Frigarettes. Deal with it! 020
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 13/04/2026and for the 2nd time this evening I’ve been humbled by my own grace. Quite possibly the first to ever do it 040
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Now that cigarettes are back in fashion I don’t think gen Z kids are fully prepared for the amount of pussy that’s going to be dripping off them 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Mad to think Dara Ó Briain and Brian Cox were probably there filming at the time of the launch but we won’t get to hear about it till the BBC tell us they’re going to be showing it to us 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026If you have grandkids I’m sorry but you can no longer call your arsehole a ‘boy pussy’ what you have sir is a ‘grussy’ 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Imagine if Sean Maguire dropped a 3rd album right now. What’s this about Sean? Where has this come from? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 140
Reposted by h4ckys4cknotmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you’ve heard of friends with benefits now get ready for 0142
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Oh you don’t like Jesus but you Will still eat his eggs. Okay? 020
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The waistband is tearing away on my favourite boxers. I give them less than a year 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We’d all like to say that the whole Covid media circus created a monster in Chris Whitty but no, apparently he’s ‘always’ looked like that 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026KT Tunstall records the sound of herself taking a shit and leaves it playing through a looping pedal before she goes on holiday to deter burglars 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m offering an Easter egg rolling service. I’ll come to your house, pick them up, take them to the park then bring them back all rolled. The video package is not inexpensive 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I want a movie that’s just one big montage. It starts mid montage and finishes before the end of the montage. No explanations. Just a guy soldering fish for 2hr40. I hope he got what he needed 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Turned down a part in the Tetris movie because I never got any lines. I said I never got any lines! 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 18/03/2026How the fuck are the 3 bears managing to serve up porridge at 3 different temperatures? Are they running 3 fucking hobs on this? 100
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Mad that Irish people celebrate St Patrick’s Day even though he was well known to be a wife-beating drunk. 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Named my dog Coconut because she’s hairy on the outside and liquid in the middle 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Thinking about all the different kinds of mum’s today. Fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, long ones 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The Yips is my favourite non dangerous ailment. Just sounds so funny. You could give yourself the yips even just thinking about it. Dartitis is serious though. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The names Bond, James Bond What are you, some sort of binding agent? 020
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 13/03/2026If the wargs didn’t enjoy it why would they keep biting the dwarves even after the orcs have fallen off? 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Went to Club Tropicana last year and they’ve changed it now so it’s just ‘Kids eat for free!’ and you have to pay for drinks. Avoid! 010
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Was there anything The Early Learning Center wouldn’t try to recreate using just wood and magnets? 051
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026🎶 11 hours to go oh whoa oh whoa, Oh yes we’re nearing the end of… 000
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026The main reason women hate you pissing in the kitchen sink is jealousy, pure and simple 041
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 07/03/20263 dogs have died on the blind ski jump. One of them is British 060
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Rik Mayall is probably up there now looking down on Dannii Minogue 020
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026 24 You take the trail marked on your father’s map. The firefly dance intensifies. They appear to be coming from an old treehouse. As you twitch in the barley, lungs filling with insects you can’t help but notice how pretty the moon seems tonight 011
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 06/03/2026ITV should make Catchphrase with proper actors. None of this computer shit. Toby Jones would be wonderful as Mr Chips 040
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Remember when the names of vibrators actually meant something? Proper names like Squirmy Rooter or Tub Slupper. You knew what they were for! Now they are all called some gay ass shit like Violet Desire or Sonorous Siren 🤷♀️ 120
