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@colant.bsky.social
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's an S tier book for any bathroom (that and the Viz Profanisaurus)
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Freudian ship surely!
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toot toot it's Wednesday
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@vappu.bsky.social Well done little Owls
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This makes it look like the Finland team is really tiny.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Richard Harrison may be best known for his unwilling Ninja roles in the batshit Godfrey Ho films (to his disgust), he had a career spanning decades and continents. He was in westerns, Horror, Serious drama, Sword and sandal epics. RIP legend. Check out Empire of the Dark on youtube, it's a hoot.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a sad day when the king of the Ninja's departs. RIP Richard Harrison
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's a good advert for guillotines.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I started using Waterfox, it's just a fork of Firefox with the AI bullshit stripped out. All the Firefox plugins work fine and it appears to be solid.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
38d.gs/jpcf
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An open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLI
This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th...
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/09/2026
NOOOO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUUUUUUCK!
Two moths flying into the towers of light
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/09/2026
 As I rounded the corner  I felt muscular and compact,  like corn beef.
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
His hardcore support won't abandon him, they will just die off. It's been said before but the parallels with MAGA undeniable.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Perhaps he would like to rename the Epstein files to the Trump files while he is at it.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beef Recall would be an excellent band name
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And now they will flip to going after Cambridge University
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Going to end up with some kind of weird ass duck pig hybrid.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So I've just started watching Funboy's and yeah it's bloody great.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They are from the "place between". I believe Stephen King writes about it.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
Nigel Farage announcing he’s resgining as MP for Clacton-On-Sea and standing in the subsequent byelection.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
the Tarp de Triomphe
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 13/06/2026
owned
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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This needs to go on a t-shirt: "I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself" 💥
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Will somebody think of the property!
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am beyond excited for anything Evil Dead
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Welcoming a new member of the golem family.
A giant churro with big white hands, brown boots, chocolate hair, a desperate grin and dead googly eyes.Close-up of the giant churro. It wants to hug you.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That was such a cool cover. Metalzoic kicked ass.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Did they have a facebook local group?
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Before posting, don't forget to let Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know your heart-felt feelings about them all over the leaflet ... meme via Paul Hodgson
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I would always route for Metronomy in situations where you want some synthy retro sounding greatness. Also the Osees for everything else.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A thread which should be read in its entirety.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Great, I now need to watch Danger Diabolik again!
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cats are the best.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Happy birthday and enjoy a nice glass of sulphagne!
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Is this an onion article?
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Why experience something when you can record it and not watch it later. Bigger gigs are kind of cursed now. Give me a sticky floor small venue any day.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I couldn't put my finger on it but the crowd was quite twattish. Lots of phones up all the time and all that. I saw them way back on an NME tour (with maximo park!) and it was so much better.
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I like FF and went to see them last year with the missus. Terrible gig, FF were fine but just a terrible vibe. It must have been a portent
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Lisa Forte @lisaforte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Brilliant. Will start explaining cyber concepts like this 🤣
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pandora's box this morning
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 22/02/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here I am having a holiday while lying about the government stopping me going to the Chagos Islands, where nobody can go without a permit. Still, who needs facts when your followers are thick and gullible?
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Porkmist @colant.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fundamentally broken in many ways then?
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