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Cory “Chappell Cabrón” Lara

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 2h
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Max C. @maxisherealso.bsky.social · 17h
Wile E. Coyote from Coyote vs. Acme holding up a sign sloppily edited on Paint to say "FUCK YOU"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No malls are empty, they're increasingly full of content creators attempting to film liminal spaces
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 11h



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Brandon Hoàng @brandonhoang.bsky.social · 19h
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ruffalo: Keep the bastards away from our most vulnerable people, our beloved, beloved immigrants. Because if you ain’t Native American, you’re an immigrant, a beautiful immigrant.
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI isn't reliable enough to get even a hamburger order right, but reckless Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is pushing to expand artificial intelligence across the U.S. military, including AI-enabled targeting. "Would you like fries with that obliterated girls' school?"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump take chips
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants | Houston Public Media
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
comedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive
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Grim ⸸ Spector ⸸ Jerrod ⸸ LazⒶrus 🏳️‍⚧ @animaniac89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me to Will Smith:
Thanos saying: " Perhaps I Treated you too Harshly."
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, this is earned bitterness, certainly
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 02/10/2026
Disastrous decisions right off the bat. Fuck Skydance. Warner Bros. is cooking these days under these two, who genuinely like movies and love making them. This is a great indicator that this merger is going to ruin EVERYTHING.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of them got better, though. Which is why, apart from MAYBE Red Skull and Xu Wenwu, the MCU villain with the highest actual "murder count" is *probably* Elon Musk ("as himself" in 'Iron Man 2') - if we assume DOGE *also* happened and caused all those deaths there, too 🤔
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Film Crit Hulk @filmcrithulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact they could have the single most critical AND commercially successful year ever in 2025 and now this is the fucking writing on the wall. Burn the autocrats with fire. Rebuild the new
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
John Leguizamo calls Skydance’s threat to move Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery’s film and TV out of Los Angeles “despicable” and “heartless.” “But that’s still not enough! You’ve got an expiration date. So people have to plan for the next five years, and then what? No, that’s not cool.”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White conservatives will literally entertain ethnic cleansing before making their kid do their homework to be academically competitive.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gang... "BuzzCrave" is a parody account 🙃
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street theonion.com/woman-just-needs-to-br…
Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“LMAO” zeteo.com/p/top-republ...
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📉 Top Republicans Privately Admit Their Hasan Piker Attacks Are a Dud
Swin’s conversations with Trumpworld insiders reveal alarm at just how badly the plan to make the leftist streamer the main midterms character is misfiring. Also, Pete Hegseth beclowns himself again.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will be in two of the five parts.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Chef Rocky @chefrocky413.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What could possibly go wrong…. 🤡🤡🤡
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Lpeterp @lpeterp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NOTE: these positions are now CENTER in the US...
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.com · 01/10/2026
‘Just hours after Paramount Skydance issued $52B of debt to fund the biggest Hollywood buyout ever, investors were nursing hundreds of millions in losses, triggering a flurry of angry calls from money managers to Wall Street banks that underwrote the debt.’ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Angry Bondholders Flood Wall Street With Complaints on Paramount Losses
Just hours after Paramount Skydance Corp. issued $52 billion of debt to fund the biggest Hollywood buyout ever, investors were nursing hundreds of millions of dollars in losses, triggering a flurry of...
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Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. @ghmofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've gone independent. NO GAME NO LIFE.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 29/09/2026
Democrats seem headed for big wins, but one avenue for self-sabotage would be adopting R's framing on trans rights. @billiejsweeney.bsky.social spoke with insiders incl Lanae Erikson of Third Way and Rep. Sarah McBride for this substanial piece of new reporting. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say - Assigned Media
Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Republican talking points on trans rights.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a pretty stunning thing to admit
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roughest 38 I’ve ever seen in my life And I say this as a 38 year old
Good lord
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Cory “Chappell Cabrón” Lara @coffeeordie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up when September ends Like my fathers come to pass Seven years has gone so fast Wake me up when September ends Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are #September
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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