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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My oldest kid went to the homecoming dance with a date
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On a work trip and this rental car has a karaoke app
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The longer you look at the sky, the more stars you see. It gives me hope.
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Uploading this so the investigators know it wasn't the salad that killed me
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm a star dad this morning and y'all can't tell me nothing
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Choose your fighter, punch or jimothy
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Take notes, fellow parents
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My kid made me this dog for father's day
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A bargain! @sellingamirror.bsky.social
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm in a hammock
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
✌️
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"He's probably thinking about other women"
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Getting fancy tonight
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Helluva bears game last night
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I don't mean to brag, but today my mom said I look nicer than normal. And to explain that, she said "your beard is the same color as your hair"
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Giving the little guy what he wants
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It's snowing and I'm settled in, no more doing things please
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I went golfing today and the old grumpy guy in the pro shop was watching beavis and butthead
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Go jays
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Perfect body shape for a minion
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🥳🎂
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Went with the kid and haggled over pullet prices
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Hate getting my hairs cut at great clips again instead of the cool local barber, but I'll be damned of it isn't convenient to go on a sunday
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Went golfing... AGAIN
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Took the afternoon off
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Picnic with a buddy
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
AHHHH!
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just did vacation dishes
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Finally have a minute to check bluesky
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Doesn't get better than a beer and a thin crust cooked 3 minutes longer than they tell me to
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Hell yea, let's finally get this party started
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Don't say it's by spending less than I make
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Made nachos if you want to pull up
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I got a feeva
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Remember?
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🎶to a place they still put sugar in their iced tea
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
You've made a tactical error and ratioed yourself
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Foaming hand soap is inferior to gel
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Barbers should vacuum your head when they're done
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Prepping for the pending economic collapse by stockpiling items of high bartering value: bullets, tampons, and nerds gummy clusters
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
God forbid a man has hobbies
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
POV your dad gave you 50 cents at your brother's basketball game
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Taking the garbage out, tell my kids I love them
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm worried grok has alzheimer's
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Clify @clify.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I don't have time for small talk, let's get right into deal making
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