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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 16h

This asshole kept countering or killing everything I played but d’you know what?? I still battered them!

Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 21h

I think the best way to summarise FF2 is this random aul fella blaming you for Hilda’s kidnapping even though you were on the opposite side of the world at the time — on a mission for Hilda, no less!

An old man tells Firion, “Well, the princess was captured. And of course this is all your fault, too!”

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mozart at his most photogenic (he was watching some cows in the field across the way)

A black standard poodle sitting on the grass next to a septic tank. He is looking off to the side with his mouth slightly open in a smile.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel like I’ve been conditioned into associating flying buttresses with getting murdered by archers, thanks to Dark Souls 😅🪦

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Managed to blaze through @mrsleepyman.bsky.social in the last few days and I’m delighted to report it’s as good as the people who’ve played it say it is — think Super Mario 64 crossed with Psychonauts and add in a dash of The Simpsons Hit & Run and you’re heading in the right direction 😴

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Equipping Firion with a spear reduces the effectiveness of his magic

Valentina says, “That doesn’t make sense with my fantasy.”

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Act 1 done and dusted! Roll on Act 2 😋

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I, a notorious elf enjoyer, am starting to think that this game might not like elves very much

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve never willingly answered a phone call in my life

The galaxy brain meme with four levels:

1. Having a phone call

2. Having a phone call on public transport

3. Having a phone call that lasts over 30 minutes on public transport

4. Having a phone call that lasts over 30 minutes on public transport and is on speaker

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I’m watching Make Some Noise and the prompt is “do a funny Irish voice”

What need you, being come to sense,
But fumble in a greasy till
And add the halfpence to the pence
And prayer to shivering prayer, until
You have dried the marrow from the bone;
For men were born to pray and save:
Romantic Ireland's dead and gone,
It's with O'Leary in the grave.

Yet they were of a different kind
The names that stilled your childish play,
They have gone about the world like wind,
But little time had they to pray
For whom the hangman's rope was spun,
And what, God help us, could they save:
Romantic Ireland's dead and gone,
It's with O'Leary in the grave.

Was it for this the wild geese spread
The grey wing upon every tide;
For this that all that blood was shed,
For this Edward Fitzgerald died,
And Robert Emmet and Wolfe Tone,
All that delirium of the brave;
Romantic Ireland's dead and gone,
It's with O'Leary in the grave.

Yet could we turn the years again,
And call those exiles as they were,
In all their loneliness and pain
You'd cry 'Some woman's yellow hair
Has maddened every mother's son':
They weighed so lightly what they gave,
But let them be, they're dead and gone,
They're with O'Leary in the grave.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This was the first Final Fantasy game that let the player build the characters however they wanted, and in the spirit of free expression, I am choosing to make the Firion the Hero into a mage, Guy the Himbo into an archer, and Maria the Lady into a sword-wielding murder machine

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Getting the opportunity to name Leon even though he immediately dies* at the very start of the game is hilarious

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s time for another thread of great games that are on sale!

STEAM
AUTUMN SALE
OCT 1-OCT 8 AT 10 AM PT

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New weird little freak just dropped

A grey plastic model of an Aeldari Harlequin Solitaire, from Warhammer 40,000.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me and my bf have just started watching The Wire

“Are we the baddies?” but the Nazi insignia has been replaced with the badge of the Baltimore Police Department.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah, here! At least let me pop off a LITTLE bit?

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m a big fan of Carter’s Quest

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The FF14 Pictomancer is bad because it won’t let you do this

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Wow so it’s illegal to march down roads with friends now??”

@InternetHippo tweets:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m begging for people to cast Irish actors in their games instead of doing…..whatever the hell this is

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tired: Nice Penis! Wired: Great Dick! Inspired:

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Being an artist does be like this in fairness

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is so important to me tbh

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Obsessed with this photorealistic floating eye 👁️

???
Life is beautiful. Cherish it, as I will.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Are orcs just elves who fuck?” and other such discussion topics

orc time tonite 👀

orc time tonight queen??

orc time tonite 👀

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tying into this, actually — I think the fact that the original Final Fantasy plays its classic fantasy genre clichés to the hilt for so much of the game and then at the last minute becomes a bizarrely science fictiony story about a neverending time travel loop is kind of the best thing about it??

The time loop was severed at last...

The endless struggle that raged over two thousand years had ended, and peace prevailed once more.

The light of the four Crystals restored the forces of wind, water, earth, and fire.

It was a mere trick of fate that had given rise to the chain of Garland's wrath.

But magnified by the four forces meant to guide our world, that trick of fate also gave oirth to the Fiends.

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Gray Frights! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Obviously I’ve known about this twist for ages but it truly is the funniest fucking thing in the world. Imagine if the Asylum Demon was the final boss of Dark Souls. Imagine if the final boss of FF7 was the giant scorpion robot.