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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It a relief to know that could I ever afford to build, my dream house has already been designed by a homosexual self-published author (writing in the style of Dorothy L. Sayers) from Oakland, California

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Great Northern Hotel, Kings X: Loses points for not having any black tea besides Brekkie and Earl Grey, good size pot4one giving three cups, heavenly scones served warm with sufficient quantity of jam and cream 3.5 ⭐

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun fact: Bambi’s mother didn’t die in the script. The hunter improvised shooting her on the spot. Those are real tears from Bambi. The director kept it in!

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun Fact: Galadriel going photonegative wasn't actually in the script Cate Blanchett improvised it on the spot, she has to work very hard not to suddenly glow with terrifying unearthly light in her other roles

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For her own sake someone please hack Sarah Paulson's phone and block all numbers connected to Ryan Murphy and then do the same for her agents

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's buried towards the end of the article but I like Mixxy diagnosing Last Ditch's actual problem, the mandate discouraged a lot of potential customers and attracted a very specific market that couldn't financially sustain the bar

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ASOIAF Modern AUs should try harder to preserve canon era events, like hearing offhandedly that Balon Greyjoy's in prison because he Coup'd the devolved Iron Islands government and briefly headed a secessionist dictatorship

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

'Does the Burger come with chips?' well firstly it says so right there on the menu but secondly WHERE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD OF RESTURANTS AND BARS AND DINERS AND PUBS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED A SOLO BURGER

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I finish my break, I go to check that the private dining was set up yesterday The fuck is this

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aristocratic scandals of The Past have an air of glamour and high drama, but this Spencer nonsense is all so dreary and grubby and bland

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had some visiting Americans in the other week and we were out of Ceasar Salad (don't ask me, I've no idea what goes on in that Kitchen) and she said wistfully and forlornly 'I just miss salad'

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I do really like stories that say No, you cannot just claim parenthood or have it casually gifted to you, you actually have to have been present and done the work of parenthood

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At what point does one crossover from being a multi-Oscar Nominee to being an Oscar Loser

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thinking of that one Broadway Backwards performance of 'Weekend in the Country' where it's set in a gay gym/sauna Someone should do a version of The Women where they're all Queer Men

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Upper-middle class New Yorkers at the 1970 premiere of Company

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the best bit of Mildred Pierce The Movie is, without the opera career, Veda is just an idiot, she's ridiculously delightfully stupid

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think ASOIAF adaptations should do the Frears Dangerous Liaisons thing where the smallfolk all have distinct regional accents but the nobility all have Kathy Hepburn transatlantic accents

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I do find it interesting how much UK 'gentrification' happens in places that, whilst they spent much of the 19th-20th C. as slums, were genteel when built

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I just need to get this off my chest Emily Gilmore was right about the walnut salad

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Opening my drawer of turtlenecks just to tell them how much I've missed them and they'll be free soon

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Checking my Instagram msg requests and someone I knew from school has added me to a groupchat along with 𝙁𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙮-𝙏𝙬𝙤 other people where he has shared dick pics and a video of himself wanking. They are not good dick pics.

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Its a shame Tanya Reynolds isn't playing Fanny Dashwood in the new S&S, becoming the first person to achieve an Austen Bitch Trifecta

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

'Forced Feminisation' Yesss...forced...very forced... So forced...so very, very forced

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A single month simply isn’t enough, you’ve got to get your subs doing Surrender September, No-Nut November, Denial December, Dry January, Frustration February...

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Do you ever browse tags on Grindr just to see if there's anyone you know

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

tbh Hoult as Lockhart was funny because there's at least 3 more substantive roles he could have gone for later down the line

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Had this vest for near 15 years, only worn it twice

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's nice to be in Durham where it's cool enough to actually sit in the sun

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Sometimes I see what those femdom's are doing with their husbands and I think, why can't I find a man to do that to me

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Way more men should wear lingerie, especially the man reading this

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Newcastle Cathedral has a wonderful air of gloomth

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don't think Satan himself designed the roads into Newcastle/Gateshead, but I'm not ruling out the possibility

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Alicent is a lesbian, Gwayne is gay, Ormund is toxic and closeted, idk what Otto's deal is but he did not say 'Do you never think of your father? His...forbearance, his…judiciousness, his…his…dignity.' in a heterosexual manner What in the Kinsey is going on with Haus Hightower?

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Surprisingly don't feel too bad even though I had three of my friend's booziest cocktails, plus a Sazerac, plus a scotch

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They always ask 'are you dom?' they never ask 'do you want to be dom?'

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I need to actually curate a list of places in London that serve loose-leaf tea

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Oh Grantchester is ended? I hoped it would continue forever, like Doctor Who but with sexy vicar detectives

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

get to know your bloomfs! name: Eddy, but I also respond to Edward, Ed, Ned, Teddy and Pearls. Not Ted though, Ted is my Granddad. age: How dare you. zodiac sign: Gemini bday: 30 May fav musical artist: Roland Faunte country: UK dream job: Duchess color: 🩵 birth year: Wouldn't you like to know.

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Saw a video of a man doing a really good rendition of two thirds of Another Suitcase in Another Hall, which he then spoils by belting the final verse and chorus

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It is a shame Rings of Power is not actually good, it is almost good, there is much of goodness in it, but of good itself it falls sadly short

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The main defence of Sunday Trading Laws being 'oh it gives people a rest' is just so absurd. It doesn't, it straight up does not do that. You have not thought about this for an iota of a second.

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oh, had the prettiest little idea for some sketches of dresses to give a friend for their birthday

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Daeron the Drunken is at my friend's bar...

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Maybe Azor Ahai is the friends we made along the way

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Do you think you could get a butler on Recon?

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