Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 9hToday my Partner, light of my life and half of my heart, came home from his early shift, thrust his phone at me through an open window and said “Catch me this Snorlax”. 070
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 11hMark has been getting into Pokemon Go a little recently which is funny because 1) he doesn’t know anything Pokemon 2) his username is named after a dnd character I made for him once. Binglebottom the gnome. 070
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jonathon Bailey using his Exarch voice for his Gorgio Armani ad is very funny to me. 020
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Personally I’ll never buy a Hasbro product again if I see one Gifflrpump or Slitherpimp card I swear to god. 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did this I guess. R1 - Opp had more rares in his back up deck than I had in mine R2 - Grixis Control vs 2 Mythic Chandra’s and infinity removal 120
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Up at 6am because my Catdad instincts remain strong and I can hear a hairball from 2 rooms away. 040
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Spend several months getting to remote trade/lucky with someone on Pokemon Go. They ask for 3 legendary shinies in response to my request for everyday shinies I don’t have. I cancel and amend to ask one of their shiny legendaries. They remove me as a friend. 110
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Putting together my new ergonomic chair has hurt my back and now the height adjustment doesn’t seem to work. Sorrow. 110
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“I’m not complicit just because I don’t speak about things” is an incredibly funny thing to type out and then publish to the world isn’t it. 030
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I rather enjoyed the Magic story. I like stories where people are trying to make things better. 000
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Backs doing a lot better and I’m enjoying the anarchists mouse game where humans are eldritch gods who must be killed. 120
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gible Community Day Technically going on for another 40 minutes but my back gave out on the bus and now I can no longer walk. Fun! 000
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Speeding into middle age by twinging my back this morning which has left me hobbling about all day. 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Jace’s mirror verse I am straight and attractive and can make phone calls. 020
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Now hopefully all those images are hidden behind a spoiler window BUT WHO KNOWS EH 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I commissioned a good story and wanted to people to read it I probably also wanted to post an unambiguous ending spoiler right in an image on the timeline. 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Work has a podcast with a Facebook page. I click on the link. The avatar is an AI generated picture of a man in a hat with a beard. Ah yes, impossible to find a picture of an actual man with a hat and a beard, I must. Scroll down. It’s a picture of the host. He is a man with a hat and a beard. 030
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I waited months for Ocarina of Time came out and then played it start to final over and over again until I knew it by heart. Man. When I had to save up half a year for a video game. 000
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mega Finale 2026 49 Shinies (11 new) One 4* 22km walked Bbq at friends where we played Commander and I was never close to winning A good weekend 040
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Going to bed late because I started listening to Expedition 33 music and it’s impossible to turn that shit off part way through. 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don’t need to know Jeremy Clarksons opinion on the new grand tour hosts or the fact that Francois Bougouis is one of the hosts or indeed that they still make that show. 100
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rita punched a lot of racists, disturbed an arcane ritual and speed ran from the scene with the evidence past a crazed butler 💪 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026As Milly becomes a grouchy old lady she likes to sleep in her places and occasionally wake up and yell at us and that’s about it. 020
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Walking Tom and Andy through the various expansions Hunt process. 330
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’ve caught 118 Pikachu’s over the last 3 days. That’s too many Pikachus. 110
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is it reasonable to be peeved at the varying method of Happy Birthdays in the group chat or is it mental illness. They got a gif and several responses. I got an unrelated gif and no one else said anything. It’s certainly mental illness that has me going “ah, see, that’s because your unlikable” 010
Idk @clyse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You don’t expect to be mooned by a middle aged man while sat at your office desk. And yet. 010
