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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 3h

after nine fucking months of fruitless searching, i finally have a j*b int*rview lined up tomorrow

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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 07/05/2026

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026

You catch that big video essay last night?

coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

pre-grief is dumb but you know what is even dumber? pre-nausea. at least pre-grief is like. complex psychological emotions. meanwhile you just THINK about ordering a pizza and you get nauseous like FUCK OFF

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gavin, in a virtual meeting: i've been saying "sus" a lot lately and idk why me, offscreen and not part of the meeting, without hesitation: it's because they said sus a lot in that episode of "nobody wants this" we just watched a few days ago gavin: oh my god. you're absolutely right.

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

america’s test kitchen posted a video saying to steep tomato leaves and vines in your tomato sauce for 10 minutes and i’m like SIS…THE TOXINS…* *yes i know it takes well over a pound of tomato leaves to make you feel sick BUT STILL. MAYBE WE DON’T SUGGEST ADDING NIGHTSHADE LEAVES TO OUR FOOD??

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michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026

katy perry if she met justin trudeau in 2010:

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i was asked to think of all the possible combinations of abyd (nisi lineup) and then put them into an alignment chart, what do y’all think

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gavin brought home a new friend for the kids yesterday

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh yeah we are absolutely in for some rain over the next few days. my ankle fucking hurtsssssssssssssssss

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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

dunno who on the writing team for the desperate housewives cookbook thought that one large stalk of celery, diced, only yields half a cup of celery but they are fucking delusional

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i have to do my crucible runs today cuz i still have not done them this week

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: hey dad can you help me with this stupid application questionnaire and tell me what verizon wants to hear, given that you worked for them for a quarter of a century? dad: i don't know what they want to hear me: after 25 years you don't know what they want to hear? you are WORTHLESS.

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i should get back into doing crossword puzzles. i still have a folder full of ones i cut out from old newspapers like 7-8 years ago

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one thing ina does that does confuse and also slightly bug me is like most of her recipes that use muffin tins make batches of 18. but standard muffin tins are 12 per. why not scale the recipe up to make 24 instead??? why are you leaving half of an entire tray UNUSED???????

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

julianna margulies’ criminal terrible parking job in this shot is absolutely sending me, though, like GIRL

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it is going to be a truly, truly devastating day for me when ina garten passes away, like genuine personal mourning, i think

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

another day, another lesbian art crisis on the metroid subreddit

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🜏 Elex 🜏🔜MFF @elex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

god i love when the bussy (bagel pussy) is so tight that you can just spread the schmear right over it like there’s not even a hole there

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Discord

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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

guess who’s back in the house heels click-clackin’ about

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why do i have an ingrown chest hair. i have like ten of them. this isn’t fair.

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026

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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the lack of desperate housewives on this list 😂😂😂😂😂

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

steel ball run has dr luke working on it so i better see it flop!!! and also i better see him get mowed down in the street!!!!

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

clap if you feel like you are squandering your one life on this earth!

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i beat lost lace and then accidentally screenshotted and somehow got on the home menu and CLOSED THE FUCKING GAME SO NOW I HAVE TO BEAT HER AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Gremlin | Artist | Comms Open! @gremlings.art · 24/09/2026

We got the cost estimate for my youngest's Autism services. It's eye wateringly expensive, so I'm once again pushing my Vgen and Kofi. I have all my services on Vgen, and Ko-fi is there as a tip jar now. I just feel so defeated right now. vgen.co/Gremlings ko-fi.com/gremlings

Weekly coinsurance cost after deductible $ 327.40

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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

it’s that time of the week again!

pyramid head from the silent hill franchise asking the very important questions… RAW!!!!!

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

likewise mine barely change like. ever. and i know it’s objectively wrong to exclude ffxiv but You Know Why. it was very hard to not put metroid prime or lightning returns on this list, though. how do you get the titles to be in english, though

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

jardiance changed their verbiage from "area between anus and genitals" to "perineum" and i'm not even kidding when i say this consumed my thoughts for the entire night of raid and almost caused MULTIPLE wipes

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I Can't Tell You Where the Star is or a YouTuber Might Call This Game 'Frictionless' in 20 Years

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me and gavin: [talking about our schedules before bed] me: oh yeah i should put our makeup raid day on the calendar gavin, literally as i am in the process of writing “raid (1 hr late)” on the calendar on september 30th: i think i’m doing part 2 of my birthday on the 30th btw me: …😬

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