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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I’m complications from (and possible secondary infections to) common strep throat.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s kinda crazy that the president is a pedophile rapist terrorist and it’s barely talked about
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Chris @topquark59.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You might disagree with Kavanaugh about the constitutionality of high school athlete genital inspections, but you can't deny he's always been very consistent in his support for nonconsensually groping teen girls.
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Dave Devilchase @davedellecese.com · 30/06/2026
Eight of the greatest words in the English language.
Screengrab from Batman 1966 tv series saying “Special Guest Villain Frank Gorshin as The Riddler.”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(mario during a breakup) it's not you, it's a-me, mario
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
FELLAS: how can you tell if a lady working in retail or some other service job is actually into you or hitting on you, vs. just being kind and doing her job? My fiancée has insisted that multiple women are trying to hit on me while we’re interacting; I don’t know if I buy that for every instance.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/05/2026
This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension
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dbnewtondoors.bsky.social @dbnewtondoors.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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God @thegodshow.com · 28/02/2026
Operation Epic Fury Over His Low Polls
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epic Fury is one hundred percent a webcomic joke from 2004. have some bacon wrapped bullets, my good sir roflcopter
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Horror fans be like: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Did you know… If you start the Cryptkeeper’s “Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot” at 11:57:18 pm on New Year’s Eve, he’ll count you down to midnight and wish you a happy new year!
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uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
STAR WARS hot take: I don’t understand why so much extended media tries to make Darth Vader seem hyper competent or like some kind of schemer looking to unseat the Emperor when he spends ANH and RotJ totally subservient to said Emperor or Just Some Guy.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Holiday schedule: Dec 24th: Christmas Eve Dec 25th: Christmas Day Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD”

Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I know everyone’s bagging on the James Bond recast comments from today, but serious question: isn’t the upcoming Bond game from Amazon Game Studios, “007 First Light”, a soft launch of a rebooted universe? A way to establish a new M and Q and status quo and everything? If not, what’s the point?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My love language is making you watch a movie I’ve made part of my personality and then quietly seething at you as you gradually lose interest and begin to play on your phone more and more
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/10/2025
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
VECTORMAN BLUESKY SOFT 1995 SEGA GENESIS
Vectorman climbing out of a transport vehicle
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Got my Kickstarter rewards from @tolariancommunitycollege.com tonight, and it’s safe to say that I ended up with the best one possible
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Loyal🇨🇦Dclord🇨🇦 @loyalcdndclord.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"In the span of three days, Disney won five Emmys for Andor (a show about resisting fascism) and then suspended Jimmy Kimmel (for resisting fascism)." – @case.murphy #uspoli #fascism
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2025
UwU
“Oh did I see you posting A.I?

Instant unfollow 

Are you trying to argue with me about it?

Instant block”

There is a small cartoon portrait of myself, a round-faced Asian guy with round glasses and short hair, saying, “I’m just not that patient.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Can’t wait to bust out my cute autumn outfits (the same pair of jeans and black hoodies)
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 04/09/2025
In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5.  Today it’s 0.7%.  Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why.  Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2025
Thank you Regal Unlimited for letting me see so many movies a month
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angleBatman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angleRobin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angleBatman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way
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Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 26/08/2025
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Burning a flag will never be as offensive as draping it over his coffin will be.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/08/2025
Republicans had a choice: expose child s*x traffickers or protect Trump. They chose Trump. They chose traffickers. They are the party of child s*x trafficking.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I just need to find a Spirit Halloween that’s inside a coffee shop that’s inside a bookstore inside a planetarium that’s inside another spirit Halloween and then that should probably fix me
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The hardest promo image of all time
Various Nintendo mascots riding on Nintendo 64 controllers like airplanes
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class3killstorm.bsky.social @class3killstorm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Went to go see the 1990 NINJA TURTLES movie, ended up having pizza for dinner. It’s a Pavlovian Response, basically.
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Larry Hochman @larryhochman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I like Reverend Pavlovitz,He Speaks Truth to Chump's Base.....
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