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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

David Furnish: How’s your boiled egg, Elton? Elton John: It’s a little bit runny.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

booting people up the arse seems to have slipped from our culture entirely

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Opened the blinds and thought there'd been a massive fire in my street. It was fog. Funny how you can forget weather.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dumps, drunks and a data centre. As if it could't get any worse.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I note my latest begging for work Linked In post has been seen by over 14 thousand people, including someone in Queensland who is "providing heavy vehicle accessory soultions". This is rubbish.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Blimey. Look at these seriously distasteful pix of poor Monica Coghlan. I don't think you'd get away with something like this today in the papers (I hope not, anyway). www.gettyimages.ca/photos/monic...

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just remembered that when fantasy football leagues in newspapers were first a thing, there was one called Sexual Ealing.

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Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Funny how the solution always seems to be "high earners must be paid more, and low earners must be paid less"

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is Clearsky broken? I need to see who's blocked me.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This gave me the biggest laugh I've had in ages.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I should never have bought any chromatic percussion from the local music shop. It has always given me bad vibes.

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Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Spotty Back Perjury Man Dies. Friends say he also wrote novels

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Richard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

90 years ago, the Jarrow Crusaders marched nearly 300 miles to London in protest at unemployment and poverty. Thomas Cantrell Dugdale’s 1936 painting captures their arrival from a Piccadilly interior (possibly the Ritz).

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Who's really paying the price for those killer Amazon Prime Day deals?

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Overheard at work: Jane Eyre, is that the one who hid from Hitler?

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My Jeffery Archer story: he once touched me on the bum after an event where Margaret Thatcher was speaking at the Barbican. (I was the only person there not taking part in the standing ovation).

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

His prose! My god, I wish he'd written an autobiography; it would have been bloody hilarious.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apparently, my LinkedIn post about looking for work has been seen by over 10k people. And it will lead to NOTHING.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ten years ago, Martin off of Homes Under the Hammer created this beautiful tableau

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even if there is a plague in Russia that spreads to the US, we’d never be told the truth until it’s way too late. “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few numbers, if any” comes to mind. This admin is getting KO’d by measles. I don’t even want to think about what they’d do in a pandemic 2.0

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a traditionalist, I think I'd rather be killed by the plague than AI robots.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video.

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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

God, I love The Go-Betweens so much. You should too.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is, as you may already have realised, a not even thinly disguised attempt to get clout on her TikTok, while Metro makes an even less thinly-disguised attempt at sweet, sweet clicks. Welcome to the collapse of Western civilisation.

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I poo myself every week while running - but I won't stop

Tiffani jogs almost every day, and almost once a week, she will experience the runs during one of those runs.

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Couldn‘t be any worse for water users than it currently is.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A comment like this from a UK politician would be career ending.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.

Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2026

For those of you enjoying the Pet Shop Boys on #nottotp don't forget you could be colouring them in right now www.amazon.co.uk/Pet-Shop-Boy...

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So desperate am I to get out of that bloody shop that I went on LinkedIn today. I am told that my begging post got over 2k views, presumably by people who wanted a laugh. I bet you the only offers I get from it are from people who want me to work for nothing.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/10/2026

Jared Kushner is complaining about fake news that's allegedly been written about him. Rest assured, this piece is 100% factual.

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How Jared Kushner used his position to hop in bed with autocrats

And sell out America.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Ok fine. Let's just go back to how it was.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am enjoying PSBs at the BBC so very much, and thinking how well they've done to keep their private lives private, despite being so high-profile.

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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The United Nation’s supposedly “Independent” AI Panel has financial and personnel ties to Big AI firms, Byline Times has revealed. In response to this publication's enquiries, the UN has acknowledged possible 'conflicts' of interest. bylinetimes.com/2026/09/25/u...

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UN Acknowledges 'Conflicts' of Interest After Byline Times Exposes AI Panel’s Ties to OpenAI and Anthropic Funders

The supposedly independent panel has close ties to donors who financed the AI giants they have assessed, a Byline Times investigation has found

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Makes me really sad that the sectarian hatred of the Orange Order has made Protestants feel the need to speak out in this way. These bigots should not be able to paint themselves as representatives of whole communities.

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The Dreaded Lurgy @thedreadedlurgy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's here, Eva

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

James Blunt's Buttered Nipples.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In other news, I made a roast dinner tonight and it was crap. I've either lost my touch, or chicken is now all dreadful.

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can’t believe I have to have a real job when all I really want to do is go around solving mysteries with my capybara sidekick who sits in the sidecar of my motorcycle wearing little goggles.

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Clair Woodward @clairywoowoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've never seen The Traitors before but felt I should go in tonight. Meh.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 28/09/2026

There's literally one idea in telly now.

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