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Sophisticated Oyster

@ciceronincheese.bsky.social
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Useful degree holder (polisci (derogatory)) | Host, United For Peace Podcast | Ohio DemSoc | Born to file, forced to fight

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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Han didn't shoot; Greedo's body just did that.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 04/10/2026
Happy Garma Death Day
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So satisfying when you finish a chapter of a book at precisely the same time a record ends.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm getting akira'd by Seinfeld. Please help.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 02/10/2026
This is NOT CUTE. Gundams only flop their V-fin like this when they are VERY DISTRESSED
Gundam head plushie. It has a flopped V-fin.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A selection of fantasy tiller guns to populate your rpg sessions ! #art #weapon
Five tiller guns; a tiller gun is an early firearm making its appearance in the Late Middle Age. It is simply a barrel fitted onto a wooden pole for handling, before shoulder stocks replaced that layout.
The first gun is the Alchemist's Delight, a long textured bronze tube coiled into a crozier shape, fitted with pipes and valves and decorative grape leaves. The muzzle of it has been tempered into a gradient of reds and purples due to heat.
The second gun is Garmr, a much shorter weapon with a driftwood one-hand grip studded with nails. The barrel is dark cold iron patterned around its length with Norse runes, with the muzzle being the head of a snarling wolf. The whole thing is covered in bright red blood splatter, with the implication that once you've fired your shat you can just as well batter people with it.
The third gun is the Skórzana, it has a very long leather and banded iron barrel fitted onto an unprocessed birch pole. The barrel has a wide axehead attached to it in a style similar to a bardiche.
The fourth gun is Piquerisme, with a wide wooden handle marked with knife marks ending in a short hooked barrel on one side and a swordstaff on the other, both made of gleaming steel. The barrel has a simple serpentine trigger holding a slow match coiled around the handle.
The fith gun is Umirtà, with a large column-shaped brass barrel fitted on a ribbed wooden handle and fitted with sky blue tassels. The barrel ends in a small axe head, and bears the inscription "ANTONIVS CRASSVS 'SALVE' DICIT" which can be translated as "Fat Tony says 'hello' ".
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まじまじMKⅡ @majimaji2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
クワトロ大尉〜😆
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>watching three days of the condor >based on the novel six days of the condor smh shrinkflation is not a new issue
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tbqh, it would be really really funny if the White Sox got to the World Series and won it.
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disco Elysium dialogue with PC asking if complaining about other communists is counterproductive and Rhetoric saying it is the most important part of being a communist.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
Joe Biden with speech bubble
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🌎 @blackmold100.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Dan Tuke @danieltuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Star Trek But Evil turns out to be the future where Starfleet HQ is in Dayton instead of San Fran. dayton247now.com/news/local/o...
dayton247now.com
Ohio pitches U.S. Space Academy for Dayton, centered on Wright State and Wright-Patt
The effort was highlighted Monday at the 2026 Ohio Defense & Aerospace Forum at Wright State.
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 21/09/2026
you know, a land value tax would fix all this
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the Jeb! full map 538 electoral votes meme except instead of Jeb it's the Wicker Man from the movie
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friend sent this to me and my instant response was also that I'm gonna start saying this.
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am going to fucking explode
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've never been able to come up with a sona that really feels right for me, but most I've considered that feel like the right direction are local anyway. Peregrine falcon and broad winged hawk are top contenders. As much as I love northern cardinals, the color is *too* solid for me personally.
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Drew Shields (commissions closed) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Comrades
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well looks like it’s time to bring back a beloved oldie …
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
One year ago today
Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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NH's "Play-by-Play" Guy @egall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's due to the unbearable weight of massive talent:
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got one of these when I was 17 and went to Pompeii. I tragically lost it but have since gotten another. And, the first time I ever drove without wearing the fascinus, I got in a wreck that totaled my car. Coincidence???
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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Hawkstar, Mistress of Mandroids @hawkstar5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A headshot of Lieutenant Commander Data of the USS Enterprise, looking sort of quizzical, edited with a crudely drawn/inserted speech bubble I did on my phone while inspired.
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You are like a wee baby. Watch this. ACAB includes Columbo.
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 30/08/2026
feel free to repost everywhere.
ROYALTIES FUND GENOCIDE
HARRY POTTER FANS WORLDWIDE

〃I can't NOT help Rowling kill kids-
mid games & merch are my personality!〃
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SpaceRunaway 🥐 @theideon.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
A cel of Captain Bright and Tamura the chef from Mobile Suit Gundam, "looking" at my nearly empty salt shaker
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Evelyn Faye @evelynnfaye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My spouse gets annoyed when I send them Voros Twins content but these guys actually fucking rule
An instagram post from the Voros Twins (Da Vinky?) saying that an ICE agent tried to order a Cameo from them to say ICE isn’t dangerous and doesn’t hurt people but they declined the order because “We hate I.C.E.!” 
The caption of the post reads simply “We hate ICE!”
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought I'd be pretty firm on just the top-left circled criteria, but the Yankees and Red Sox are absolutely blowjob brothers. You just have to feel the truth in your heart.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
most devastating king harald of norway death since stamford bridge 1066
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Philip Sink | Rorty Vindicator @thrillhouse1701.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Non-avian dinosaurs went completely extinct, except for the Colorado Rockies, which is almost even more depressing.
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Alexander Ross @hardpolitics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Democratic National Committee recently and formally adopted the position that ICE needs to be abolished, which is how utterly inexcusable this is.
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Sophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now Amy Acton, worst Democratic governor candidate this century, has staked out positions in favor of police immunity and Flock cameras. I am going to become the joker. archive.is/202608251655...
archive.is
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wagging my finger at an anti-drink-driving campaign because it doesn't address the root of the problem; cars.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/08/2026
Dems should introduce the Dolly Parton Memorial Act, making the right to do drag a federal law
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