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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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The Flenser @theflenser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Truck Violence - Live at The Windmill (Live Performance) youtu.be/Nde29etgxSQ
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Truck Violence - Live at The Windmill (Live Performance)
YouTube video by The Flenser
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Finisterre offering me out by email here
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ian Byrne to the PM: "37 years today 97 innocent children, women and men went to a football match and were unlawfully killed at the hands of a corrupt state.. will you commit today to ruling out any carve out for security services & finally delivering a full Hillsborough Law"
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The Flenser @theflenser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Truck Violence signed to The Flenser. Their second full-length, The weathervane is my body, is out June 26. The album’s first single, “New Jesus,” is streaming now, with a video directed by Kirill Sommer. Pre-order now: nowflensing.com
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Had an uncle like this at my wedding
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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This one still fuckin kills me
Tweet from Sean Leahy @thepunningman

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a strong, call a Bondulance"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Trump's hospital ship announcement explained with two time stamps
Reuters: Denmark's Joint Arctic Command evacuates US submarine crew member in Greenlandic waters
February 21, 2026 3:49 PMDonald Trump on Truth Social: Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!! President DJT
Feb 21, 2026 6:21 PM
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Will someone please update the "influences" section of our wikipedia page?
The cover of "Chipmunk Punk" by Alvin and the Chipmunks. Three hard ass looking cartoon chipmunks standing in front of a brick wall that says "chipmunk punk"Chat Pile standing in front of a brick wall that says "No Rules". Shit looks EXACTLY like the Chipmunk Punk album cover.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Americans imagining how they'd react to tyranny vs. Americans when tyranny happens:
Panel on left: Homer saying "gee, if some cop infringed my freedoms, I'd tear him a new belly button"
Panel on right: Grandpa Simpson saying "I'll be good"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Neil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Reckon this should lead the news, not Maccabi Tel Aviv.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Barney asking "hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?"
Nick Clegg replies "oh, my, no. I'm Nick Clegg."
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Jack Whitehall performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, but not even making it on the posters and promotional materials. Funniest thing he's done.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
When your height is 6ft 2 but your fragile male ego is 5ft 7
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 29/08/2025
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
"I want you to have my saxophone." "This isn't a saxophone. It's an umbrella." "So I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?" "We all thought it was funny."
Season 6 / Episode 22
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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ssonne @ssonne.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
tall building that looks like it has a suspicious face
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Scenes from Downing Street:
Keir Starmer as Mr Burns saying "have Bob Dylan killed"
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"It smells funny in there." "No, it doesn't."
Season 5 / Episode 7
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Paul Joyce @pjoyce1.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Liverpool have confirmed the signing of Florian Wirtz from Bayer Leverkusen on a five-year deal. Fee £100m with £16m in add-ons.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The British Army is like the Mr. Miyagi for soldiers who want to shoot civilians in the back and get away with it
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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
'All of his problems.'
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The New Mission impossible has just won the Guinness World Record for most mistakes in a movie. It has 963 mistakes. Including Tom Cruise holding a fork for 46 mins of the film. He was supposed to put it down after the opening dinner scene but forgot.
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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Dan Rafael @danrafael1.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Ticket in my #boxing collection from when Jermell Charlo stopped Brian Castano in rd 10 of their rematch to become the 1st 4-belt undisputed 154-pound champion -- 3 years ago today. Charlo has fought once since, getting wiped out at 168 by Canelo. Castano has not fought since.
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Limmy @limmy.com · 24/04/2025
A channel point sfx economic blunder on a scale that this world has never seen nor will see again.
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Neil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Unlawfully Killed Unfairly Blamed Hillsborough Law Now.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Just go about your daily routine like he's not wearing the hat.
Elon Musk wearing a red hat that reads "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
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LimmyTwitchClipsPlus @ltcp.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Saga Continues.....
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TheCenci @thecenci.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Forgot about this.
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Pelican @pelicansong.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
What a weird nerd looks like when they try to defend Elon Musk
Homer Simpson eating a giant boot
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 24/01/2025
Great reporting. The Israeli army said that most people killed in bombing a Beirut apartment block were Hezbollah. The BBC found that nearly all were in fact civilians, and a third were children. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Many thanks to @chalednahar.bsky.social for this, from FC Nürnberg fans: "Voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and tomorrow the One Love armband goes into production? Your backbone is as flexible as your morals!"
Banners deployed by fans of FC Nürnberg to criticise Fifa's choice of Saudi Arabia as host country for the 2034 Men's World Cup.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/12/2024
Experience: I was viciously attacked by a group of otters
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Experience: I was viciously attacked by a group of otters
The attack was relentless – there were 10 otters in all, tearing my arms, my legs, even the back of my scalp I started running three years ago as part of my daily fitness routine. After dropping my son off at school each morning, I’d head to Perdana…
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love this town.
BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER)

This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you! The sealion in question
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The Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
"I think the next two months is massive for this title race." "Liverpool goal should be to really make it so we do not need to go to Brighton, go to Chelsea, Arsenal third to last game in the season, and these be live or die games." 🗣️ Overview
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Human rights abusers when asked if they prefer Beckham or Ferdinand
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
Season 4 / Episode 12
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