Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The most fun thing ever to randomly see 111187203568
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking. 328165282143
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialMatt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh 1617934
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 12/09/2026158 MPH SERVE???????????!? 4403
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2026#NeverForget #Kirkmas 🇺🇸🗽🏈🦅 110414
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialTom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop. 3346831900
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He truly got checkmated by a literal pawn 563305402
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You've been lied to. The fancy chili crisps are inferior to Lao Gan Ma. I've been wasting my money for a decade, don't be like me! 4816
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/08/2026white people love some built to spill 913013
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689472262
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialKirk Hamilton @kirkhamilton.com · 27/05/2026I wrote about Sonny Rollins - a huge influence on me as a saxophonist, and a man whose creative philosophies I'll forever be trying to understand and emulate.kirksnotes.comSonny The ColossusOn the passing of a legend, and one of my musical heroes 146370
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/05/2026👀 7558794
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/05/2026[standing up for commencement speech on zoom in 2021] and if you’re not on CLUBHOUSE you’re going to be LEFT BEHIND! 1177382
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Kill Tony? If the alternatives are fucking or marrying, I guess. But surely we could just let a medium-talent guy keep getting less relevant as the (obvious) limits of his talent as a comic become more apparent and his inability to adjust pushes him further to the margins. But also I would kill him. 1855424
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialAnton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack” 4843551165
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 27/04/2026wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate 753117834
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026JOMNY SUN: is trump the abtichrist? uwu 513811
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 03/04/2026Can you imagine how many people approved it before publishing? Shameful. 53681311943
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 21/03/2026My son Saxon is so based that he ate three full pounds of Kraft singles at a Branford Marsalis concert 31192
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/03/2026Tony Soprano free solos Enduro Corner (5.12a/b) 1362
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialmaura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 17/03/2026oh boy nordstrom got HACKED hacked 21691109
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light 7127684694
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday 10860921025
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/02/2026can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there 392226197
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialJohan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 92166194815
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialKwon Y. @kwony.bsky.social · 30/01/2026This year, even more so than other years, we should remember Fred Korematsu. 0299
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/01/2026fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it) 2197634930
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/01/2026crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?" 296109411289
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialMichael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The past few days I've been thinking about this 1943 watercolor—Untitled (Police Beating)—by Norman Lewis. What's striking is not only depiction of violence, a subject for many Black artists, but also onlooker responding gleefully: recognition there will always be those who exult in state violence 013343
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/08/2023I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V. 302104332
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I remember the day I spent walking down Manhattan watching the entire city celebrate the electoral defeat of Donald J. Trump like it was the end of a long war. Man do I miss that day. 2164541
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928746521346
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The person shot in Minneapolis was driving a Honda SUV covered in bumper stickers. She wasn't a fucking domestic terrorist. She was a resident concerned about her neighbors being kidnapped. 22874468
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026this is how every outlet should refer to X 92102613043
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialAnonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Colombian President Petro on Epstein’s collaborator Donald Trump: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters 452292774
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right? Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck 0477
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.social聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid 452405332
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 31/12/2025its a real mind fuck if you put yourself in this guys shoes. a hollow, frightened, bitter boy who has thirsted his whole life for acceptance, retribution, and power, with achievement beyond his wildest dream an angstrom from his grasp ... and his own children are likely standing directly in his way 2330417
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 31/12/2025all it really takes to understand the extent of how little rightwingers know about reality is to just talk to a rightwinger immeshed in the far right media ecosystem. they start saying things like “AOC is worth 30 million dollars” and you realize this is the average american now 422561182
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialL @banalplay.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi? 332067365
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialMark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 30/12/2025www.trumpkennedycenter.orgtrumpkennedycenter.orgHOME | Trump Kennedy Center 230786
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division 1432274615
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Listen she’s garbage and MTG also has the face of a dude I know from South Georgia named Larry 626512
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialPT Klein @ptklein.com · 29/12/2025I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño. 8167251196
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.social(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I mean, the entire Manhattan project was underpinned by immigrant researchers, and the reason why America got the nukes and Germany didn't is because the Nazis adopted the exact vile, boneheaded blood-and-soil bullshit that Miller is spouting and drove out all their smartest guys. 928088
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!” 8862921093
Reposted by @chrisrkwan.bsky.socialEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025 71454536
