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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/10/2026
Happy Evangelion Airing Anniversary Day to those that celebrate. Here’s a video of restaurant goers surprised by an employee turning out to be the title theme singer.
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 08/10/2026
Been speedpainting some Fallout minis
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 03/10/2026
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 02/10/2026
Do they realize this makes him look worse? Do they realize that by saying "actually we knew it was bad and were mad about it" they're just admitting to complicity?
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
It really doesn't make sense to attribute those job losses to AI-the-technology, because if that were the case we'd be observing AI outputs displacing conventional entertainment products, and they're clearly not. Rather, the impact of AI is that AI-the-business is crowding out other investment.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/09/2026
Brilliant @amyremeikis.bsky.social piece here - absolutely gut-wrenching that Nepal PM's speech got buried under the nonsense of AI doom-hype. thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war, and broken logistics for food, and this is not Nepal’s private misfortune. Ask Bangladesh, ask Bhutan, ask India, ask the Maldives, ask Pakistan, ask Sri Lanka, ask any other country in our region, and you’ll hear the same account.

“Hit by the climate, we did not warm, and again hit by the wars, we did not start.”

Shah is right. Nepal contributes less than 0.1 per cent of global greenhouse gas emissions. It does not have the institutional or global power to force change, even as its people are swamped by the consequences of inaction.

“Our glaciers are retreating, our mountain slopes are becoming unstable, our rivers are becoming less predictable and every major disaster threatens to erase years of development,” he told the UN.
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 27/09/2026
You simply cannot make me care about 'Choosin Texas', and you can make me care even less about whether people care about 'Choosin Texas'
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 20/09/2026
I love my girlfriend and cats so much man
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing was beautiful and everything hurt
Nothing was beautiful and everything hurt 
Joyce Carol Oates was tearing into Elon Musk and we were all having a good laugh about that. Get his ass etc. The basic gist of it was something I've often said about politics-poisoned posting-addicts. People who have never not even once shared their enthusiasm for a band or a book they like or literally anything they might like at all if such a thing exists. The lamentations of their enemies does not count. 

There are so many people like that. Even people on your side.

Can you imagine – I don't know whatever asshole you're thinking of right now – posting a picture of the ocean or a beautiful landscape that they took? A big game hunting safari also does not count. Or about a movie that they enjoyed? In aesthetic terms I mean not as part of the culture war. 

One of the great pleasures in life is sharing something beautiful with others.
Sharing art isn't quite the same as creating it in the first place but it's akin to it in that you are making it exist for others who might not have known of it otherwise. You are also at the same time making yourself known. It's an act of kindness and generosity and vulnerability. Please look at a photograph of this rushing mountain stream I stumbled across on my hike. You can’t tell at first but if you look really closely I'm in there and so are you.
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 18/09/2026
I've been playing through the Trails RPGs and really loving it, especially the Crossbell arc, but man I'm almost 60 hours into Cold Steel and it's just been...way worse than everything before. Really hoping it's just one off game and not the new norm.
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 15/09/2026
A few weeks back I threw together some Dwarven Forge terrain for Answer in Progress to use on a video they were working on about DnD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tE3... Watching this discussion happen in less tabletop-oriented spaces is fascinating, I'm glad I got to help in some small way.
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how D&D accidentally broke capitalism
YouTube video by Answer in Progress
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 13/09/2026
As a dedicated NYC sports fan (love da Mets, love da Knicks) it's a shame we don't have our own football team to root for. Oh well!
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 955: "chat are we cooked" "not if I can help it"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 10/09/2026
This AI ad popped up on YouTube the other day and now I just walk around my house shouting about garlic and diabetes
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot from the videogame The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Close up of Link's big head looking up to the sky. A button prompt reads: 'Let Go'
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 07/09/2026
Ghost Trick let's go
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Middle-aged Man in Sonic '06 known for one word.

"I've combined "luppy" and "luppy" into one word! "Luppyluppy"! "
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Sappy @sappysappster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is the kind of joke Phoenix would say to Maya whilst you're investigating sumn and her sprite would change to this with the music cutting out
A sprite of Maya Fey looking sad
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Alex Eggleston @snesman99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The two year anniversary of this game worked on by the Allanson bros is coming up, alongside a big discount! send some love before you go preorder GTA 6 for jason's bbl store.steampowered.com/app/1054950/...
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People die, and Reed dances. @reedopost.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
and before that, we get to pray at the temple in ✨𝓓𝓙𝓞𝓢𝓔𝓔𝓔✨!
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 31/08/2026
The Holy Trinity
A screenshot of a steam library with the games I Am Fish, I Am Jesus Christ, and I Am Setsuna installed
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 31/08/2026
Lowering my helicopter into the explosions so I can admire them better
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jack Kirby, BOTD: 1917
An image of the Watcher by Jack Kirby, and a quote from Kirby beneath it. "I had a guy die on me once, during the war, and
he looked up at me and he said, 'What the hell happened? What happened?' And here I was, just a schmo from the East Side of New York City, y'know, and how do you answer the guy? I told him,'You happened' See? And that was real. It got me to think how valuable human beings are; and at that moment I discovered my own humanity.
In that moment, I discovered everybody else's."
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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thoughtcrimegames @thoughtcrimegames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Playlist Dungeon, a 1-page "songcrawl" #ttrpg where you build characters and dungeons from your favorite songs, is out in the wild, along with the Wu-Tang inspired intro adventure, "Last Chamber". Check it out and start your own playlist below! thoughtcrimegames.it...
The Lost Chamber by Thoughtcrime Games
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 20/08/2026
Truly just a seminal piece of storytelling, allegory done right and incredibly moving. So many scenes still just stick in my head.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The spider women live longer than the spider men obviously. Pretty much across the board. I don’t know why that also tends to be true in most species including ours. Probably because God wants them to have a little respite at the end there to be left alone. To not have someone in their house.
My ailments
I spent like five or ten minutes trying to coax a little spider out of the bathtub so I could get in to soak in peace. On account of my ailments. I always hate the dawning recognition that I’m inside of a metaphor but even more so when I can tell it’s a pedestrian one. This spider's life or death wasn't even creatively inspiring. I already did a whole spider routine last time. 


How are the people who kill us walking around out there not constantly bedeviled. I am routinely bedeviled and I haven’t even done anything evil. I can barely kill a spider without having an existential crisis over it. I am sometimes overcome by weltschmerz whenever I throw out an old toothbrush. You’ve served me well old friend but now it is your time to go to the trash dump. We have the watch. That type of thing. And yet these people whose job it is to represent our interests seem to float freely through the world unbothered and unmolested by either conscience or grief. What has it got to be like to be able to live like that?


I saved it anyway. The spider. Insisted it unto the emancipation of the open screen window like Simba’s annunciation whereafter it presumably went on to live a long and fulfilling life as a spider however long that is on average. Eating as many bugs as it liked. 


Ok well I looked it up and it’s between thirty years on the upper end if you're a tarantula and a few months on the low end if you’re a common household spider which this guy surely was. I guess there is a species called a trapdoor spider than can live up to forty or thereabouts. The oldest one they ever knew of was forty three. That spider was losing its spider hair and had joint pain. So many more joints than us too. 


The spider women live longer than the spider men obviously. Pretty much across the board. I don’t know why that also tends to be true in most species including ours. Probably because God wants them to have a little respite at the end there to be left alone. To not have someo…
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to horses, they are just normal radishes
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Satanic Panic | DNGN CLUB @dngnclub.itch.io · 10/08/2026
The only TTRPG you should be playing. . .
A parody of the classic traveller cover - but with a blues traveler theme complete with lyrics from the run around
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Chris London, Lancer Evangelist @chrislondonfilm.volatilememories.com · 09/08/2026
Me
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Jade King ✍️ OPEN FOR WORK @konayma6.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'd never even heard of Final Sentence before @mikedrucker.bsky.social wrote about it this week but now I need to play it immediately. A dystopian battle royale game all about writing away on typewriters until someone blows your brains out is such a cool concept. www.thegamer.com/final-senten...
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Final Sentence Is Fortnite With Nazis And Typewriters
Where we typin, boys?
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY ENDING EXPLAINED: the lights coming on means it’s time to leave the theater
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