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Christopher Eichhorn

@chriseichhorn.bsky.social
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Columbia Lion, Wash U Bear. CTO for SWMW Law. Please open an Indian restaurant near me.

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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the best things have literally ever been. I study a war that killed one third of Central Europe
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
average socialist mayor: parking mandates are an unfair burden on homebuilders that prevents private market housing construction average urban conservative: I want as much red tape blocking housing as possible because tall buildings hurt my feelings
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight we read the heartrending words of those who lost Israeli loved ones on Oct 7th — and Palestinian loved ones in the three years since. We said kaddish for all of them. We refused to compromise on anyone’s humanity. No amount of shouting stopped us. May their memory be for a blessing.
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact: 80-90% of your average Silicon Valley company's employees are liberal or further left. Donations (and preferences) confirm it. What changed: the leadership went fash.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there is a certain type of person who believes firmly that the United States is the worst country in the history of time and, like people who believe that the United States is the best country in the history of time, all of their other beliefs flow from that point.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 27/09/2026
A real red....brown....alliance? A kind of....national....socialism?
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday to the only boss we stand with, our union brother Bruce Springsteen! ✊
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just wait until they look into all the life insurance scammers. We’ve got people who have *allegedly* paid their hard-earned money into life insurance for 30 years, and never even used it once!
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
banning diesel exports is unlikely to be successful in pushing diesel prices down aside from Gulf states, it will likely push refiners to cut production rates which could mean even higher gasoline prices as well. conventional wisdom that it’ll lower prices? it’s a trap.
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, people like the woman in that clip being insulted, bullied and pushed around by comfortable, middle aged wankers has been the entire selling point of right wing politics for *at least* two decades. “We will harm people you irrationally hate and make them cry” is most of the sales pitch.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Our dear friend Umar very generously hosted two incredible nights of celebrations for us AFTER our wedding. It was an extraordinarily generous wedding gift from a friend, and something for which we were and remain incredibly grateful.”
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New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes Jesse Kelly, why would Trump ever do something utterly bad & destructive to America & the world and unhelpful to the MAGA movement? Why would Trump lie about “no new wars?” Why would Trump singlehandedly fuck up the economy? Poor Jesse Kelly is just “baffled” by all this. Bless your heart Jesse.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody would be mad if you’d just said “Don’t take our votes for granted.” What you actually wrote is that it would be better for Republicans to win than some Democrats. It’s a de facto endorsement of Republicans in those races. Words have meanings.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a dumb tiny thing but it is also genuinely exactly why he loves tariffs so much: the ability to set economic policy on a whim based on his own personal desires of the moment. It’s mad king shit and essentially the opposite of how stable economic management works
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am asking that people please act in their own very direct interest rather than self-harm in a fit of pique.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus Christ, man, I cannot control what random candidates across the country say, but I assure you that if Republicans win, they will absolutely seek to persecute and harm trans people. I want this not to happen; ergo Dems need to win, even ones I find personally objectionable.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 12/09/2026
we know bro
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah? Can AI fuck my wife? Can it pleasure her to orgasm? Because I cannot.
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Jason Rosenbaum @jasonrosenbaum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Kavanaugh has DENIED efforts from AG Hanaway and SOS Hoskins to stay the Missouri Supreme Court's ruling. It's over. Missouri will use the 2022 map for the general election cycle. The GOP bid to oust @cleaver.house.gov has failed.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
only in America could there be a bullshit health craze centered around eating burgers, fries, and a milkshake
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
breaking: sometimes the left wins and sometimes the centrists wins: stunning new evidence that voters use more than one criterion to judge candidates
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Hong’s Defeat in Wisconsin Shows the Limits of the Progressive Movement
Francesca Hong’s defeat in the Democratic primary for governor defied expectations and may have shown the democratic socialist wave cannot reach beyond urban centers.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
omg, Schur back together with Poehler to do a professors-doing-archeology-in-Greece TV show!? Doesn't start till end of November, ugh
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/08/2026
If there's one thing red state voters hate more than Democrats it is anyone restricting their ability to pass progressive policy via ballot initiatives.
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Missourians Reject Measure That Threatened to Kill Citizen-Led Ballot Initiatives - Bolts
Missourians on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted against a measure to restrict direct democracy, while state officials are trying to block even more citizen-led reforms from the November ballot.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Shri Thanedar's politics - broadly left of center on domestic US politics but with a huge carve-out for Hindutva - actually makes him the closest non-Jewish analogue to a certain kind of American Jewish politics.
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Derek Gottlieb @derekgottliebphd.com · 19/07/2026
"Odysseus ripped off his rags. Now naked, he leapt upon the threshold with his bow and quiverfull of arrows, which he tipped out in a rush before his feet, and spoke. What’s up, jerks."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
Nolan's Odyssey getting good reviews from critics and audiences per Rotten Tomatoes.
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 08/07/2026
Current platforms are trying to be the only place you hangout. In the real world, we call that a trap. Bluesky is a distribution engine — we send people to off platform experiences. Go read that blog on @beehiiv.com or watch the livestream on @stream.place.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Credible allegations of sexual assault cannot be ignored. Voters in Maine deserve a choice for US Senate that doesn’t force them to make a moral compromise between sexual violence or corporate servitude.
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One thing i'll say for Graham Platner is that, much like Trump and Trump supporters, his candidacy did make a lot of people be honest about who they really are
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Collins is going to run by noting all the nominees she voted against while reminding everyone that she'll chair a major committee. You can try to tag her with "she's a Nazi symp," but she's not the one with the SS tattoo. I say this while noting, again, that she was the last straw for me as a GOPer.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hindus have got to be the dumbest people on Earth. They worship cows, not realizing cows are made of Hindus' worst enemy: Beef.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It is seriously alarming how many of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people are just screamingly mentally unwell in deeply toxic, dangerous ways.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/07/2026
this is such a funny illustration of the hold that the US’s rigid racial categories have on the american mind. this guy clearly looked at south africa and said, “they’re all black!”
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Before you dismiss this, Fox is actually a pretty good quality polling outfit.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NEW from me: Americans are set to lose nearly $250B gambling this year—a record high, up more than 60% since 2019—and that's before counting unofficial betting via prediction markets or crypto Can anything stop America's gambling boom? 🧵
a graph of US gambling losses
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
there's this perverse incentive across many dimensions of politics where once someone becomes Obviously Evil then people stop criticizing them because "well of course they're bad" you see it with Hamas, Russia, Israeli leadership (e.g. Ben Gvir), Trump of course, and the aforementioned Elon
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is it good that Collins is running eight points ahead of the generic ballot and has better favorability than Platner?
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KPD Max von Sydnow @mpdeejay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Fellas, is it gay to like women?" 🤝 "Fellas, is it straight to marry another man?"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Incredible. A complete Democratic sweep of the New York primaries.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Cilantro tastes like soap to me, because I scrupulously wash all my vegetables with soap.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sorry but I think it’s ok to think Darializa Avila Chevalier sucks and to say so. This is not the type of person I want the Democratic Party to nominate more of.
Avila Chevalier reposted a tweet in August 2020, responding to a social media prompt that asked,
"Israel suddenly disappears, your third emoji is your reaction.” The reposted tweet's reply read, "Trick question - Israel doesn't exist!"Avila Chevalier, a Muslim convert, reposted a message from 2021 declaring that "ALL PIGS EVERYWHERE ARE HARAM," an Arabic term used in Islam to describe something that is forbidden.

She also accused socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders of promoting "liberal Zionism," and called out fellow democratic socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for voting "present" on Israeli military funding, the New York Post reported.Avila Chevalier, in a series of messages, called Joe Biden a "rapist" and "war criminal" during the 2020 presidential election, referred to the U.S. as a "f**king disgrace," talked about wiping her dirty hands on the American flag, and described interracial relationships involving white females as "fetishizing ugly colonizer women."

"My opponent wants to live in the past. He is re-litigating social media posts from half a decade ago, and continuing to champion an outdated politics that fails to serve our people," Avila Chevalier told CNN. "I have grown considerably since in the years since these tweets, and I am focused on our community and our community's future."
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
* ISRAEL'S DEFENCE MINISTER: ISRAEL WILL NOT WITHDRAW FROM SOUTH LEBANON, EVEN IF THE U.S. DEMANDS IT @reuters.com
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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mate, I'm blind. My *fetishized desire* is to be able to carry up to 40 pounds of food to my apartment on my back, because I cannot drive there. I will vote for whoever helps me do this
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 22/06/2026
tapping the sign: www.aaronrosspowell.com/3m2fh2qe2d22a
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Social Conservatism is Suffering
We cannot make permanent what is inevitably impermanent, and insisting otherwise brings distress. Better to embrace dynamism and social diversity.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.
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