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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social · 8h
Obscure YT of the day: In honor of Michael Douglas' autobiography, WHEN MICHAEL CALLS (1972), 70s TV horror w/ Douglas, Ben Gazzara & Elizabeth Ashley! Based on a John Farris novel! Philip Leacock (WAR LOVER) directs! youtu.be/8xhMFy06LHY?...
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
i like to tell the barista my name is Rabber Nabbafrabbitt so when they call it out they sound like an old-timey prospector
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
when you wear your new shoes out of the store you can't see your old shoes crying in the box
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Chris C @chrisclaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@blainecapatch.bsky.social Am I wrong or did you post a hilarious thread of albums yesterday? I didn't get to read it all. Repost?
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Chris C @chrisclaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@blainecapatch.bsky.social can you repost that list of albums? It was really funny.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider
they call him Boo Berry because he gets booed off the stage
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always had a feeling that Jesus was 5’11”
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He sings a whole number to Alan Alda here, and it’s amazing. The kid was clearly going places… I would love to see he and Alda reunite
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jondmaas.bsky.social @jondmaas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday, Leo McCarey!🎬
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two photos taken six months apart, before and after adoption.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 01/10/2026
Maintaining friendships can become harder over time—but there’s one factor that determines whether a person holds on to their long-term relationships, @julieebeck.bsky.social wrote in 2015.
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RT @JustinPenik: Nick Sirianni calling somebody a pussy
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sylviseb 💙🌈☮️🌊💙💛Maga➡️blocked💛💙🌎🌻✌️🦋 @sylviseb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Less than a human being is just one of the things he'll be remembered for.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Facebook page Tokin’ Jew with the text “say less, I’m there” above a picture of a flyer stapled to an power pole that has a picture of Sunkist fruit slices and says


VIGIL
IN THE PARKING LOT
FOR
SUNKIST
FRUIT SLICES

September 24 at 7:15pm
MOURNERS KADDISH WILL BE RECITED.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Unsportsmanlike conduct for simulating using the restroom.”
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Michael @michaelnaphys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wired For Performance: The Cutting-Edge Tech Of NFL Uniforms theonion.com/wired-for-pe...
SLEEVES: KEEP PLAYERS MODEST IN THE EYES OF THE LORDMICROSCOPIC “END RACISM” PATCH
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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obscure YT of the day: Sam Elliot plays John D. McDonald's TRAVIS McGEE in an 1983 pilot! Written by Sterling Silliphant & Alan Sharp (NIGHT MOVES)!_Katherine Ross, Amy Madigan, Vera Miles & Richard Farnsworth costar! Andrew McLaglen (WILD GEESE) directs! youtu.be/b5ei1iA7IJ4?...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Xi … couldn’t help but admire the confidence with which Trump now uttered rudimentary English sentences and estimating that the president had probably expanded his vocabulary to at least 100 words."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obscure Jeff Bridges of the day: Larry Cohen (THE STUFF, BLACK CAESAR) wrote THE AMERICAN SUCCESS COMPANY (1980), directed by William Richert (WINTER KILLS)! Bridges stars w/ Ned Beatty, Bianca Jagger & John Glover. This is the original release cut! ok.ru/video/295153...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
oh my goodness -- I had no idea Mike Collins's hit ads on Jon Ossoff are *this* bad. Truly abysmal stuff.
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what an incredibly fucked up thing to say to the UN
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That scene where the comic book villain addresses the United Nations has finally come true.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_O...
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Eagles strip sack on Tom Brady - Local Announcers / Multiple Languages
YouTube video by Bill Kuehler
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Bart Bishop @bartlbishop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That clip and this are her entire performance! youtu.be/1WtLsRZYGm8?...
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Raising Arizona Clip
YouTube video by Steven Gold
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Dunkin’ Donuts Signs 10-Year Partnership To Be Exclusive Food Vendor Of United States theonion.com/dunkin-donuts-signs-10…
Dunkin’ Donuts Signs 10-Year Partnership To Be Exclusive Food Vendor Of United States
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At a pet store, two polite dogs receive treats from a friendly employee. Instead of immediately snapping it up, they both look at the owner with the sweetest, most patient expressions, awaiting permission. Original post
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@auralfixation.bsky.social
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another four minutes of promos from this error, er, era: youtu.be/LAXZwDFXHsM?...
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NBC - Prime Time Begins at 7:30 - Fall 1987 - Promos, IDs and Bumpers
YouTube video by Random TV & Music
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harry Morgan in a screenshot from a promo for YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU1987 Howie Mandel winks. On the screen are the words “THIS FALL!” and the KNBC 4 logo
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 13/09/2026
Happy “learn about the procedurals your parents are going to watch for the next nine years” Sunday to all who celebrate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Where were you last night around 3 am when I was watching Steel Magnolias and crying my eyes out" Is a top 5 line read for me
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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obscure YT of the day: John Badham (SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER) made the great tv black comedy murder mystery ISN'T IT SHOCKING in '73. Alan Alda (MASH), Louise Lasser (MARY HARTMAN), Ruth Gordon (ROSEMARY'S BABY), Lloyd Nolan, Will Geer & Dorothy Tristan star! youtu.be/5wbq5ZOhIrg?...
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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Back tomorrow night baybay!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This keeps happening.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every week this story gets better.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 08/09/2026
A water park wedding ceremony complete with Jet Skis? A wedding on a plane? Here's how the TikTok creator Madison Humphrey recreates these moments into parodies at a moment's notice — and with the blessing of the original poster.
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How Madison Humphrey Makes Her Elaborate Wedding Parodies
Madison Humphrey, a TikTok creator known for her elaborate parody videos, is ready to take over a McDonald’s or find Jet Skis at a moment’s notice.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-finally-cli…
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition
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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obscure AF of the day. More stuff not on Criterion: I give you ABEL FERRARA'S PIZZA CONNECTION (2012), a series of three eccentric shorts (kind of like Go-Go Tales but for a pizzeria) he did for VICE TV (w/ a theme song "Only in New York" by Ferrara)! youtu.be/LpS6dkSujj0?... (link to first ep)
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
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FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
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The Ghost of Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So this was all because of some dickhead, almost surely racist umpire?
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