Reposted by Chris EmersonAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 4hFrom the new Private Eye 301330512
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 03/10/2026I'm pretty sure it's a parody account looking at the rest of it... 000
Reposted by Chris EmersonAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I first read about the death penalty as a child, I thought it was barbaric. Still do. A state that gives itself the judicial power to kill debases itself and everyone it involves in that repulsive business. 1130736
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 30/09/2026OBVIOUSLY not, that would be silly. He said it's still artificial, so it'd be ARGAMSSSIRTQ 110
Reposted by Chris EmersonDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If any fucker ever says “SI” to me I’m going to insist they are talking about Sports Illustrated. 6036336
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 30/09/2026Still need to play the 2nd one after having played the 1st. And now I have a VR headset to powerwash with! 011
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 28/09/2026I think in the UK we get more White Easters than White Christmases too 130
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 28/09/2026It famously snowed in June 1975 I think it was... so not that outlandish! 110
Reposted by Chris EmersonRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263952743
Reposted by Chris EmersonHoxtonHill @hoxtonhill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the fucking Sun of all places (correctly) describing this cunt as "far-right" when the BBC is describing him as an "anti-migrant activist" is pretty fucking bleak 124162
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 24/09/2026I went there last year! Fun to walk down the street and cross 5 or 6 international borders, or be in a bit of The Netherlands inside Belgium inside The Netherlands 030
Reposted by Chris EmersonDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy. 761734493
Reposted by Chris EmersonEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory 4571265
Reposted by Chris Emersoncorpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff 3487
Reposted by Chris EmersonBirmingham Green Party @brumgreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tories indulging in performative cruelty for votes yet again, in their usual insane, desperate urge to be seen to punish the poor for the crime of being poor more than any other party. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettesThe proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job. 47428
Reposted by Chris EmersonSophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Stop! Show me your genitals and 10 generations of family history on Ancestry dot com" — British right-wingers, heirs to a proud tradition of pragmatism and anti-authoritarianism 1144
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 23/09/2026KeePass personally, but you need a way to sync it too. Advantage is it isn't just tied to the web and can use it for desktop apps and clients too with auto type. 000
Reposted by Chris EmersonSophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who is English? What is a woman? Right-wing discourse in the UK is increasingly comprised of word games in which one assumes the perspective of an omniscient god, entirely divorced from any understanding of how states "see" their citizens. 5328
Reposted by Chris EmersonREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 191088214
Reposted by Chris EmersonRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26150631383
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 21/09/2026I just don't get it. There are so many other things there to take photos of if you want to prove to social media friends you went or whatever people are thinking... 130
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 21/09/2026I went in 2018, and there was (very understandably) a no photos rule inside the gas chamber that was still there. The number of tourists taking selfies inside was unbelievable... you have to wonder what goes through some people's brains 1140
Reposted by Chris EmersonSorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You’ve seen AI induced psychosis, are you read for AI induced rabies? 021
Reposted by Chris EmersonPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This generation of the US elite establishment have, no matter where you live in the developed world, stolen thousands of dollars out of your pocket and put them into their own. Thousands. 213823
Reposted by Chris EmersonHenri @henriwords.com · 20/09/2026Tangentially related, I occasionally challenge myself to find the letters A-Z (hard mode: in order) in a single walk… 414835
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 20/09/2026To be clear - I have the email telling me I can complete my purchase, but all payments are failing and they have given me a verifiably incorrect reason why they are failing in their support. 011
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 20/09/2026Well, @steampowered.com won't let me buy a Steam Frame and are just closing support requests without helping me out. Great, guess I'm not getting one then. You'd think companies would help people wanting to give them large sums of money. 110
Reposted by Chris EmersonAsher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The future of automation is here! 41665193
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 18/09/2026Surely this should just be classified as stalking if he's over 18 and hasn't consented to it? 130
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 18/09/2026Did you know the plural of aircraft is aircraft, not aircrafts? 000
Reposted by Chris EmersonGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For years I've been told that aviation emissions are negligible, so don't worry your little head about them. But I've kept pointing out that there are - and will be - no good technical solutions, and they'll keep growing. Now we know just how big the problem is. www.carbonbrief.org/ccc-heathrow...carbonbrief.orgCCC: Heathrow expansion could push flights to ‘80% of UK emissions by 2050’ - Carbon BriefAviation is on track to be responsible for 80% of the UK’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions by 2050, according to the Climate Change Committee (CCC). 54849393
Reposted by Chris EmersonLionel Péramo @lionel-peramo.com · 15/09/2026Can PHP render 2D and 3D graphics? PHP-GLFW makes it possible. It opens PHP to game development and visual tools. #PHP #GameDev #Programming 1/5 1105
Reposted by Chris EmersonRos Taylor @rostaylor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Remember the endless heatwaves? The good news: summer 2026 is “at the upper end, but not quite at the worst end” of climate projections. The less good news: “next year will probably be as bad”. How are we going to adapt? Latest for @politicshome.bsky.social. www.politicshome.com/news/article...politicshome.comHeatwaves Are Now Routine – So, How Are We Going To Adapt?A summer of relentless heatwaves, spiking mortality and wildfires brought home the reality of climate change to many Brits. Just how hot must it ge... 45915
Reposted by Chris EmersonPeter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One more time: Inheritance tax *is not unique or even uncommon* in being "double taxation". The coffee I just bought was paid for with wages on which income tax and NI had been levied, but was also subject to VAT. Just stop it. 51957215
Reposted by Chris EmersonCharlie Methven @charliemethven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gonna be a long night 46730
Reposted by Chris Emerson__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond. 1404
Reposted by Chris Emersonflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich 2993949701
Reposted by Chris EmersonJay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hello! We’re doing a thing for the next episode of Map Men. We need someone who speaks both Mandarin AND Cantonese. Is that you? If so, please get in touch! 59719
Reposted by Chris EmersonAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 4920921254
Reposted by Chris EmersonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is you in meta’s pervert glasses 465029844
Reposted by Chris EmersonDavid Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The RNLI are national heroes: the pride of Britain. Fuck any wheezingly impotent Nazi scumbag who says differently. The Masked Micrococks haven’t even got the nerve to show their faces in a gaggle of no-custody divorcee cockrings, let alone do something remotely courageous for the country. 212139
Chris Emerson @chris.emerson.social · 09/09/2026Damn, I was just talking about burgers... are you spying on me? :P 110
Reposted by Chris EmersonSunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you would like to add your voice to tens of thousands of people thanking RNLI volunteers for their work, 38 Degrees have organised this open letter to express public support (at a time when a hateful fringe have been intimidating & abusing RNLI volunteers) act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnli-tha...act.38degrees.org.ukAn open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLIThis is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th... 17657417