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Dog-obsessed bigfoot. Art sometimes. (he/they)

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Bug!💗Comms: OPEN! @lilwilbug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⚫️Midna🔵 (art trade with @namnums.bsky.social) #tloz #art
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...
tmnt logo saying this could be the day it happens
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monstergirl.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 18/09/2026
This truly sums it up 😐
Cartoon of a cat and a banker pig

Cat: Can I buy a house?

Pig: I already bought all the houses

Well how much to buy one off you?

More than you could ever afford

Is the rent cheap at least?

No it's double the mortgage so I can buy more houses

We truly live in the best economic system possible

Pig to police officer dog: Yes officer, that's the one that was annoying me

@COOLTiMESOnLinE
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can't not repost this every time
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AAAAHH!-lex Rhys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @robinandcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s Swan Boy ‘n Cassie!
Fan art of Branson Reese’s Swan Boy and Cassie

I’ve got a lot of backlog to get through. But god bless someone’s still out there making webcomic bangers.
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🌸 Kat 🌸 @kathumanart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My friend @reneealthouse.bsky.social proposed collaborating on a low key art challenge to me involving crows recently. This is what the two of us have come up with and we thought we'd share in case anyone else wanted to join us this October!
Image of text reading:

Would you like to join a... Murder?
Introducing Crowtober! A five week art+ challenge. This is meant to ne a low key and flexible way to practice some inking and draw some crows. The + just means you're free to use other materials too! Digital inks are A OK!

Week one: Dead Celebrity
Week two: Book Club
Week three: Accessories
Week four: Witchy
Week five: Your choice
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Birthday boy havin' him some good dinner
A black and white dog sits expectantly while center bottom frame a hand holds a slow feeder bowl with a cheeseburger and fries. It is his birthday and he gets a special birthday dinner.A black and white dog eats a cheeseburger and fries out of a slow feeder bowl. He is enjoying his birthday dinner.
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 15/09/2026
to quote a much meaner woman, "the children must have what we could not, and everyone who stands in their way must burn."
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Nathan Fowkes Art @nathanfowkes.com · 14/09/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"box art" for The Sword and The Scoob: The RPG 🗡️ #ScoobyDoo
fake box art for my fake "sword and the scoob"-inspired video game art, featuring the gang in a standard RPG party composition, with the villains visible behind them
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
QTP someone who could lift marvel's Mjölnir.
A black and white dog lounging in a nest of blankets and pillows. His name is Rango. He's my dog. I love him.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
suicide prevention is making sure everyone has the means to live and supporting them so they feel reason to keep living.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The bold new direction for A Christmas Carol: the real villain is everyone who wasn't sad Scrooge was dead.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love my job but I always feel torn about how little energy I have to draw, REALLY draw from the unfiltered heart, outside of work. Repost of some favs.
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meanest Boss Around
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/08/2026
these types don't understand we're all living in the world created by their Realistic Adult with No Expectations 'incremental progress/bipartisan cooperation/public private partnership/better things aren't possible' political philosophy and are confused and angered by those who do
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mamdani’s policies and movements are so scary to establishment Dems because he’s doing SO MANY, *all at once*…and they’re just, happening? Which completely flies in the face of the “slow progress” narrative we all were conditioned to accept. The more people learn of it, the more they’ll ask for it.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Great news -- my math was wrong and my paycheck is bigger than expected, so my straits aren't as dire as I thought they were and I'll be backing off the begging for now. However, I AM increasing my prices in the near future, so get 'em now if you want 'em cheap.
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My dog is cute.
A black and white pit bull mix laying in a nest of blankets and pillows. He is very relaxed.
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean obviously it's going to be the Left American Ocean and the Right American Ocean, he should just get it over with so we can mock him now
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Somehow I entered a fugue state and repainted this extremely old fanart despite having zero intention of originally doing so upon finding it in my folders #art #fanart #zelda #twilightprincess #link #midna
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yep, again. Shares appreciated,thank you.
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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
truth from Jenny Zigrino
A stacked set of two screenshots from a standup routine by Jenny Zigrino that say “I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job, they’d be fired”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unfortunately I'm still short on grocery money; shares are appreciated
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Your daily reminder that I'm pushing commissions for grocery money; shares are much appreciated if you don't want to buy (or even if you do).
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder how much was spent on this manhunt.
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey everyfolks, I hate to beg but money's looking a little tight for the next couple of weeks, so I'm going to be pushing commissions to try and make up the shortfall. If anyone's interested in buying, DM or email me and let's chat.
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Kevin J. Kircher @kevinjkircher.com · 24/08/2026
Underappreciated: US farmland *already substantially produces energy, not food*, and does so very inefficiently. Corn ethanol (~40% of all US corn) requires about 100 times more land per vehicle-mile driven than solar photovoltaics -> electric vehicles. Shifting corn to solar *would free up land*.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Does @americanbeetles.bsky.social know about this
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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SunbeamStone - Commission (Open) @sunbeamstone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community 💙💜🤍💜💙
Greyscale of my OC Winbow with his headband in the trans colour pattern.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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GamGyuls @gamgyuls.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oona 🍺
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dnd shitposting featuring characters by @atroxchobatsu.bsky.social , @putukspitsvenom.bsky.social , and Devin who I believe does not have a Bluesky.
A black and white sketch comic of a skinny, sketchy looking clown accosting a stocky cat man with a deformed arm.

The clown asks the cat, "Say, good friend Elias. Are you a smart fella...or a fsrt smella?"

The cat slowly, deliberately, over muktiple panels, scoops a shovelful of poop from the stable he is cleaning and dumps it over the side in a wheelbarrow.

The cat gestures st the wheelbarrow and says, "Ask me that again. But slowly."A black and white sketch comic of a skinny, sketchy-looking cat man accosting a man wearing a combination of armor and cookware, drinking a beer.

The clown asks the man, "Hey, professor, are you a smart fella or a fart smella?"

The man turns around and says, "Funny you should ask! I've been enjoying this delightful local lager, and..."

The next panel is a wall of text washing over the clown as his friend talks at length about the flavor profile of his drink. He is snapped out of his reverie by the sound of his friend wrapping up, saying: "And many of the aromatic compounds are alcohol soluble, which the alchemists have been telling me are the waste products of the yeast that ferments..."

He brandishes his beer, saying, "So I must cheerfully declare myself a fart smella!" The clown buries his face in his hands.A black and white sketch comic of a skinny, sketchy looking clown accosting a kobold cleaning a crossbow.

The clown atarts to ask the kobold a question, but she interrupts him saying, "Fart smella."

She goes on, "Every last detail is evidence that makes a trail leading to your quarry."

She takes on a cocky but also wistful aspect as she explains, "What it takes away, what it leaves behind, the way it changes the landscape around it. Everything tells you where it is and where it's going. And when you know your prey's story better than it knows itself...that's when you strike, and that's when you win, and the contest was always yours."

The clown takes a moment to process this philosophical reversal of his insult. Then he recoils in fear as she gives him a nasty grin and says, "I'd cut back on the asparagus if I were you."
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✯ A Pained Inkwell ✯ @aorticinkwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I need this energy going forward because it’s so hard for me to stay positive about anything art related at my current age.🥲
Four panel comic. Are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up… Tolkien didn’t start LotR until he was 45, you’re doing just fine….
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