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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

QTP someone who could lift marvel's Mjölnir.

A black and white dog lounging in a nest of blankets and pillows. His name is Rango. He's my dog. I love him.

Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Dnd shitposting featuring characters by @atroxchobatsu.bsky.social , @putukspitsvenom.bsky.social , and Devin who I believe does not have a Bluesky.

A black and white sketch comic of a skinny, sketchy looking clown accosting a stocky cat man with a deformed arm.

The clown asks the cat, "Say, good friend Elias. Are you a smart fella...or a fsrt smella?"

The cat slowly, deliberately, over muktiple panels, scoops a shovelful of poop from the stable he is cleaning and dumps it over the side in a wheelbarrow.

The cat gestures st the wheelbarrow and says, "Ask me that again. But slowly."

A black and white sketch comic of a skinny, sketchy looking clown accosting a kobold cleaning a crossbow.

The clown atarts to ask the kobold a question, but she interrupts him saying, "Fart smella."

She goes on, "Every last detail is evidence that makes a trail leading to your quarry."

She takes on a cocky but also wistful aspect as she explains, "What it takes away, what it leaves behind, the way it changes the landscape around it. Everything tells you where it is and where it's going. And when you know your prey's story better than it knows itself...that's when you strike, and that's when you win, and the contest was always yours."

The clown takes a moment to process this philosophical reversal of his insult. Then he recoils in fear as she gives him a nasty grin and says, "I'd cut back on the asparagus if I were you."

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Very short man pursues dreams of stardom while dodging corporste assassin

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"And I says to him, 'tell me I'm wrong!' And he says, 'I can't, baby, 'cuz you're not!'"

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Found some unspent Christmas money so I spent it irresponsibly at Powell's. My to-read list swells.

A collection of books. Top row, left to right: Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove, a Catalogue of Catastrophe by Jodi Taylor, The Harrowing Game by Antoine Revoy, Gods of Jade and Shadow by Silvia Moreno-Garcia, How to Become Dark Lord and Die Trying by Django Wexler. Bottom row: Delicious In Dungeon vol. 5, The Undetectables by Courtney Smith, The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang, a House With Good Bones by T. Kingfisher, Hexes by Tom Piccirilli.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

If you see this, share your smash bros main

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Shit man, that's rough. This is Rango, who brings me joy and silly behavior every day. This photo was taken by a friend of mine at the doggy day care where we both work.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

A commission for @danielrotwind.bsky.social , who's found himself in a bit of trouble. Fortunately his captor seems to have made a small oversight...

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

A scan of a Sam & Max comic page titled, "Our Bewilderuming Universe." Sam shares Baffling Animal Wonders, pointing at a tapir and declaring, "Look at that. Isn't it ridiculous? Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it." Max recommends, "Here's an experiment you can do! Leave a bag of bread on top of the refrigerator for a long time. It will eventually turn grey and taste bad. Now throw it in the street." In an inset, Max announces with some distress that "sea monkeys are NOT primates!" Sam recommends pondering the vastness of the universe until you go insane. He then opines that incoming galactic radiation concerns him, and that "we're all going to get something wrong with us," while Max wears a radiation suit for safety. Sam asks Max what would happen if they opened all the locks on the Panama Canal at once, and Max gleefully suggests it would probably be horrible. Finally, Sam asks, "Which fruit or vegetable is most resilient when you throw hammers at it? How can we find out?"

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I'm going to go with muppet, potato, stoic-center, and employed but at one of those dirtbag jobs that aren't viable anymore. This dog would run a small-time hiking supply store thirty hours a week but only the specific thirty he felt like any given week. Pitbrador with possibly a touch of hound.

A black and white pit bull/labrador mix, sleeping on a black faux leather couch, wearing a seafoam collar. The blue name tag reads "Rango."

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

'Cause it's a heave (hey) ho (hey) Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barely And all the other grains And it's a ho (hi) hey (ho) Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger On Regina's mighty shores

A still from The Sound Of Music of Julie Andrew's singing to children on a hillside.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Doodle of my dnd character, Elias Griggs. He trains animals for a rodeo show.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

If you see this, post your lock screen. See, he's sleeping!

A photo of a mostly black labrador/pit bull mix sleeping on a bed. One of the pillows is blue, the other has cacti, and the quilt is handmade, with black-and-white checkers and a pattern of orange and pink hibiscus flowers.

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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

@atroxchobatsu.bsky.social suggested Duckman because I say "fuck" a lot. He's not actually wrong but I feel this pull fails to capture the true scope and nature of the poor decisions I make.