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chook tender

@chooktender.bsky.social
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striving to thrive • seattle, cascadia

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
lots of people are saying this
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
May every ICE agent never know peace in their soul or mind for the rest of their lives. May what they've done haunt them, and may they never feel the relief of forgiveness.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
but "may" is the operative word and you'd better fucking have a plan B if they don't
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Lucas Brown Eyes @lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Keep in mind. Trump isn’t giving all these ICE Agents directions individually. They are choosing to do this. Stealing money. Making girls stand in the rain in their underwear. That’s their choice. Because people who chose to be ICE Agents chose it for pain it causes.
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Lorena O’Neil @lorenaoneil.com · 26/04/2025
BREAKING: @aclu.org says Trump deported a child (U.S. citizen) with metastatic cancer without medication or consultation with physicians. This is the second child with cancer he's deported. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... @rollingstone.com
rollingstone.com
Trump Has Now Deported Multiple U.S. Citizen Children With Cancer
Two families who had lived in the United States for years, including a child with cancer and a pregnant mother, were deported by ICE on Friday.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/04/2025
it's so relaxing to hear the birds in the trees microblogging
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Giving up this lovely community building for two car parking spots is insane.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You’re not supposed to grant anonymity to liars. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
The White House official — who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the new program — said those who were moved into the Social Security database this week all have ties to terrorist activity or criminal records. The official did not provide evidence of the alleged crimes or terrorist ties but said some are included on the FBI’s terror watch list.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then everyone crowds into the old unmarked van to drive around town grabbing random people and sending them to El Salvador torture prisons. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Great timing idiots
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 08/04/2025
The Trump administration is asserting in court that it "has the legal authority to abduct any individual—citizen or immigrant, documented or not—and illegally deport them to another country without due process." slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com
Trump Administration Debuts Legal Blueprint for Disappearing Anyone It Wants
This case is not just about one deportation. It’s a blueprint for how to make anyone disappear.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you die, Anubis puts a feather on one side of a scale and all the USB micro devices that you haven’t replaced with USB C devices on the other and if they’re heavier they feed your heart to Ammit, Devourer of the Dead.
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Huh, weird
DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione
1 hour ago
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CNN
Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I want this crybaby fascist to never stop crying, never have a moment’s peace, to feel nothing but the crush of heavy karma for the rest of his miserable apartheid bitch life. “Whoa tell us what you really feel!” Oh it’s even worse than that.
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chook tender @chooktender.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
West Seattle is getting a hell of a show from the storm out East with only a light smattering of rain so far So gd excited about this #wawx
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/03/2025
we are living under fascism right now
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025
workshopping how you’ll start a war in a groupchat is insane. accidently adding a reporter and no one noticing it at all is even more insane i can’t even believe this happened lol
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is very very bad that Trump is posting this
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
*me to the guy with a gun to my head* You want to kill me, but you said abortion is murder. Checkmate.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/03/2025
they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
US government is really about to say that all protests are domestic terrorism and then pretty much all bets are off. There's no more point in a protest after that. The state will have effectively declared war on its entire populace.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I think people are extremely on edge, and horrified by how quickly society has slipped into this banal techno-fascism, and scared about how far it will go, and that makes people brittle and impatient, and if I were a better person I would extend grace to people because of that, but, you know, I’m me
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/03/2025
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2025
for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Welp folks, death to America I s’pose
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(6/X) One other thing about why I think normies are freaking out so much. For people like me, it was a natural progression from Willie Horton ads to the Contract on America to SCOTUS making W president to the Iraq war run-up to the tea party protests to Trump I to now.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(4/X) You want wine moms on that wall, you need wine moms on that wall. Feeling sad and serious about the world is exactly what you don't want to do. It burns you out. We need people getting loaded on bottomless mimosas, then hitting the streets in silly outfits.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I was recently leaked a document that was written by and for think tank and DNC affiliated policy wonks and circulated in private chats. It describes in unsparing terms the threat Curtis Yarvin, Neoreactionary tech founders, and Elon Musk pose to democracy. shatterzone.substack.com/p/democratic...
shatterzone.substack.com
Democratic Insiders Are Sharing A Warning About Curtis Yarvin, Elon Musk & Neoreactionaries
DNC employees and think tank workers have compiled a document about the Neoreactionary threat to democracy
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
>wake up >check if the country is still there >get ready for the day
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The stage of capitalism where companies advertise on a Nazi porn site for fear of government reprisal. gizmodo.com/it-sure-look...
gizmodo.com
It Sure Looks Like Musk's Newfound Power Is Scaring Advertisers Back to X
Advertisers would rather throw some money at X than the draw ire of Elon Musk.
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Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Another extraordinary exchange just now about "animus" in the court hearing on trasngender members of the military:
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
fuck us up Canada
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chook tender @chooktender.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Pretty sure today is the official death day for Marbury v Madison. well, fuck
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
hey man I can't hang tonight the ancestral stones portend grave horrors again lol
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 07/02/2025
The sentences we have learned to parse in these times make the poets wail in horror
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 06/02/2025
i have a very specific number of pens, i count them every day to make sure they’re all there. don’t take one, i’ll know, and also don’t give me a free pen, i have enough pens. i don’t need any more pens.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/02/2025
next time around I don’t think we should let a bunch of illiterate white power guys who are friends with jeffrey epstein get the password for the money computer.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/02/2025
it’s definitely easier to destroy shit than build something but i don’t think i’ll ever stop thinking about how we were told biden couldn’t do anything at all, ever, while elon musk and donald trump run around like rats gnawing on cables stopping the governments functionality completely
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi." Worth reading in full now, as in 2016, as in 1941. harpers.org/archive/1941...
harpers.org
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
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WIRED @wired.com · 04/02/2025
EXCLUSIVE: The Bureau of the Fiscal Service is a sleepy part of the Treasury Department. It’s also where, sources say, a 25-year-old engineer tied to Elon Musk has admin privileges over the code that controls Social Security payments, tax returns, and more.
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A 25-Year-Old With Elon Musk Ties Has Direct Access to the Federal Payment System
The Bureau of the Fiscal Service is a sleepy part of the Treasury Department. It’s also where, sources say, a 25-year-old engineer tied to Elon Musk has admin privileges over the code that controls So...
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