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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2h
You will watch this to the end
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 24/09/2026
#OtD 24 Sep 1968 14 men (including five priests and a minister) raided a federal office in Milwaukee, took 10,000 draft cards, and set them on fire with homemade napalm in protest of the Vietnam war. Learn more about opposition to the war in our pod: workingclasshistory.com/2020/09/23/e...
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
wife’s got diarrhea and I’m constipated. she’s hogging it all
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 12/09/2026
Yes please I will take one of those. Thank you.
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Colby @cholloway68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dan pulls Konsa down. Clearly. Fuck off
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Colby @cholloway68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the hell?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes i just space out remembering for a while in like the late 2000s or early 2010s Jared Leto was selling shirts that said shit like "dream as big as you can - Jared Leto" and i think about it until my vision goes to a blinding white and all i can hear is a loud electrical buzzing sound
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Arsenal Cannon Pics @arsecannonpics.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We have a new cannon! A massive thank you to 1st time sender @cholloway68.bsky.social for sending in this beauty from Charlotte, North Carolina in the USA! 🇺🇸 📍 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #CannonNumber969 #afc #Arsenal #Gooners #COYG
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolute Refinement
a crude drawing of two men in tuxedoes and tophats cheering a horse that is on the ground flailing, accompanied by text saying "one of the great pastimes of the glorious monied elites, the entertainment of the truly refined, gathering to watch a horse die"
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 14/08/2026
I have never rejected an advertising campaign more quickly.
An invitation to advertise Meta glasses on the Arseblog ArsecastRejecting the 'opportunity' with the comment: "Hi, thanks but I do not want to advertise the pervert glasses".Ben White throwing a pair of pervert glasses off the Arsenal parade bus
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"doesn't understand the appeal of patina" feels like neat summation of American aesthetics
A BBC story headline reads: "Worth $5M? Visitors react to renovated Washington horse statues." There are two photos. One from 2013 that shows the horse statues in their older, patina state. And one from 2026 that shows them covered in 23.75-karat gold leaf.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I support the death penalty only for white collar crimes, and I think working on or advocating surveillance pricing should get you the chair
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 04/08/2026
#OtD 4 Aug 2016 Dwayne Stafford attacked an accused white supremacist church-mass murderer at the Charleston County jail, telling an NBC reporter, “I beat Dylann Roof’s ass.” After the attack, donors helped raise money to pay his bail and get out
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
Sam Altman: cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:

connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.

every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
would it be cruel and unusual punishment if kevin had to keep this johnny cab dipshit expression while describing being eaten alive by tens of thousands of ants
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Kinda marvel sometimes at the hermetically sealed propaganda silos where anyone older than 60 now simply cannot process or even intake the piles of data showing that the Silent Generation and Baby Boomers cannibalized the country.
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It is a World Cup for superstars. Messi, Mbappé, Haaland, Bellingham, Mikel Merino.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Legend Killers.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 03/07/2026
Jesus take the wheel.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When people talk about taking kids' devices away w/o addressing how they have fuck all else to do, I think about the insane shit all the bored suburban kids I knew got up to before cell phones You can't just take their phones away or they're gonna get into making homemade napalm & burn a field down
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
one of the best parts of being a parent is letting your kids stay up late eating ice cream and then being baffled the next morning when they’re out of their minds
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Andrew Martin @andrewmartin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.
plot predicting messi-ronaldo preference
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me, meeting that supposedly German World Cup Fan account named Freddy that’s clearly a psyop:
U.S. NEWS
HitchBOT, Hitchhiking Robot, Meets Demise in Philadelphia After Two Weeks in U.S.
HitchBOT, the tweeting, child-sized robot that made its way across Canada and safely visited Germany and the Netherlands was "vandalized" in the U.S.
P3C or BUST
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day! It’s not always easy to juggle the demands of being a red-hot zaddy and a juicy DILF, all while maintaining babygirl status. I mean, it is for me
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the future of entertainment
a doodle of a person with a shaved head wearing some sort of device that is strapped over their eyes and ears with wires going from it into parts of their scalp with the text "the future of entertainment is here! thrill at a ceaseless torrent of flashing images and sounds! There is no meaning to comprehend here, only noise! And it's extremely painful!"
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Kalen Chock @k04sk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This took forever to paint lol I started it late cause I didn’t wanna jinx them winning the league after 20+ years. This file is huge 🤣🤣🤣 @arsenal #coyg #arsenal #football #gunners
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
06/09/2026 - Did I leave the door unlocked?
a crude drawing of a burglar entering a window, thinking "shit did I leave the door unlocked at home? I got my work clothes on and drove all the way over here and now I just don't remember and I feel like I gotta go home and check."
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 05/06/2026
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Days leading up to the World Cup: - Iraq's leading goalscorer Aymen Hussein questioned for several hours upon arrival. - Iran in Mexico after visa delays and have to enter and leave US on matchdays. - Shooting 10 mins away from England's training base. - Scottish fans visas revoked last minute.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's been one hell of a season. Defeats in two finals, more stress than any human ought to have to put up with, but we're Premier League Champions and we'll be back to try and do it all over again next seaon.
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Colby @cholloway68.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I fucking love this club. #Arsenal
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Jonny Singer @jonnysinger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There is little point owning uefa if you can’t buy the refs
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The corruption is real. 100% gets given if that was up the other end.
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Colby @cholloway68.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m truly feeling the heart attack talk from @arseblog.com and @poorlydrawnarsenal.com all season long. Holy shit. Call a doctor. Ffs. I love this club
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 30/05/2026
I had only planned for a 90 minute heart attack not a 120 minute heart attack.
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Colby @cholloway68.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Game. Fucking. On. COME ON YOU GUNNERS
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