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Emil Čolić

@chol.ch
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Horror/SFF and game writer in A̶m̶s̶t̶e̶r̶d̶a̶m̶ Perth. Working on Horizon at Guerrilla Games.

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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 29/09/2026
I have gazed into the abyssal depths of a cursed tome. A blasphemous volume of cyclopean diagrams and geometries that defy mortal reason. All who behold its vast intricacies are doomed to be driven to madness.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026
*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.
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andy @gleeson.dev · 26/09/2026
wharfie time? never heard of it
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isyourguy @isyourguy.com · 26/09/2026
something must be done about brisbane
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 26/09/2026
very gen z score split
Brisbane and Dockers tied at 6/7 each
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quoth the raven, “Macklemore”.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/09/2026
really grew up thinking if I got an office job I'd get to use pneumatic tubes more
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 25/08/2026
you could try to be a better person, but have you considered joining the forces of darkness
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 25/08/2026
our four month old gifted me ten hours of interrupted sleep for my birthday 🥹
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 23/08/2026
This week I have run my phone through the washing machine and dropped my watch in the toilet and both have survived. I feel invincible.
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 22/08/2026
Turdis
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 12/08/2026
me without the glasses at 8:10pm
Saros screenshot looking up at the eclipse
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 09/08/2026
john wick 4 is a movie about hitting the point of no return and going back to finish a bunch of sidequests before wrapping up the critical path
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 09/08/2026
Clint Eastwood is...Old Sheldon
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Science Fiction is when you call it Terra, Fantasy is when you call it Gaia
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 08/07/2026
today we learn lua so we can make a game for our adorable little playdate
A wooden tabletop with a keyboard, playdate console, and a spiral bound basic guide to Lua
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--"
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 17/06/2026
the secret sauce of video games is lighting artists im deadass here
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
love being back home all my stuff is here
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Succession is a documentary
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 14/06/2026
amazed how numb I've become to statements like "locust plague storm at white house lawn monster energy UFC fight"
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 12/06/2026
tried looking up the full Alien timeline and got this up top because we decided the internet should stop being useful
a grid of twenty-five and a half AI slop Alien movie covers with illegible text
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Mikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sometimes you write a tiny little thing in a couple of minutes and it’s just one task among others during a very very busy day but you find out it lands just right. Anyway, yeah, I came up with that and yes, this was 100% my intent.
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isyourguy @isyourguy.com · 07/06/2026
i think you should keep an eye on this store.steampowered.com/app/4682620/...
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PUTRID/SHARP on Steam
Slice your way through the stages of rot and search for someone lost in a world that is waiting to end.
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/06/2026
as someone working through robert pattinson's full filmography I can tell you this is a guy who has learned the consequences of saying yes before reading the script
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I already miss the Japanese toilets, man. Just sit there, a snake's head endlessly spitting warm water at your butthole, disassociating. It's the closest I'll ever get to a spiritual awakening I reckon.
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/06/2026
Alright that trailer done got me I'm gonna try marathon again
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Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
FIVE: We have a level. It's already fully complete with final art. It's an island with a volcano made out of literal donuts. Please write the intro VO a NPC will speak to the player which explains volcano donut island. No, it can't be funny. This game is extremely serious in tone
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Chante Goodman @chantefuzz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That section of the Laufey trailer that felt like the opening of Shrek when they’re rounding up all the fairytale creatures
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/06/2026
A five star review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories from @undertow.bsky.social hardcover.app/books/uncert...
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Emil's Review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha - Hardcover
Read Emil's review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha on Hardcover
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.
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Neven Mrgan @mrgan.com · 26/05/2026
Every app is so thirsty after you take a screenshot. “Trying to share this? 🤔 There’s an easier way! 😻 po.ob/1awuM” No I’m screenshotting the fact that your button label is truncated so it says “Usage Anal…” do you have a better way for me to dunk on that with friends
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 26/05/2026
one day I will tire of holding our newborn up high and doing the lion king opening but today is not that day
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 24/05/2026
great name for a second-tier member of the Hut cartel who will inadvertently betray you in the backroom of a Tatooine cantina
a package that reads 'Muy Fragil'
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 19/05/2026
I can't wait to watch froom
An ad for the TV show from, where the lead character's head is between the FR and the OM so it looks like his head is a second o. His head is just about the right size. On the side it says you can get mgm+ for 99 cents for 2 months
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Nate Shearer @faultrunner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I can’t believe IGN gave Subnautica 2 a 7 when there’s 300,000 concurrent players. Right after they gave Mixtape a 10? What are they thinking?! The tongue wrestling minigame?! I really need help, my kids hate me with a passion and I haven’t had a meaningful moment with my wife in years. IGN just ga-
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Cat ✨ @catc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
They really should have called the subgenre fantamance instead of romantasy 🤷‍♀️
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 18/05/2026
well someone chase after them!
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Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 17/05/2026
kicked off the self hosting journey by wiping a living room mini-pc that's been struggling trying to run windows 11 and plex. Plex feels waaay snappier on zima already. I'm following this great video guide (youtu.be/AtgCcMjtqF0). @dammitjeff.com is delightful guy too which is a plus.
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I Spent a Year Replacing My Subscriptions. Here’s How.
YouTube video by Dammit Jeff
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SIFTER @sifterhq.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
All the world's a stage, and all the people, merely players - and as game players, aren’t we all just queens of endless fascinating courts who desert them as soon as all their resources are sapped? REVIEW www.sifter.com.au/post/titaniu... @nomibelle.bsky.social @apthomson.bsky.social #TitaniumCourt
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
China has announced that they have developed a Sydney Sweeny that runs entirely on clean energy, actually feeding it back into the grid.
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