Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 29/09/2026I have gazed into the abyssal depths of a cursed tome. A blasphemous volume of cyclopean diagrams and geometries that defy mortal reason. All who behold its vast intricacies are doomed to be driven to madness. 152
Reposted by Emil ČolićPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3141931174
Reposted by Emil ČolićBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/202615 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist 513613
Reposted by Emil Čolićhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161691277
Reposted by Emil Čolićrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy. 19110
Reposted by Emil Čolićisyourguy @isyourguy.com · 26/09/2026something must be done about brisbane 2101
Reposted by Emil ČolićMr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Quoth the raven, “Macklemore”. 29516
Reposted by Emil Čolićmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket 630266
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/09/2026really grew up thinking if I got an office job I'd get to use pneumatic tubes more 2111
Reposted by Emil Čolićmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 25/08/2026you could try to be a better person, but have you considered joining the forces of darkness 2395
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 25/08/2026our four month old gifted me ten hours of interrupted sleep for my birthday 🥹 370
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 23/08/2026This week I have run my phone through the washing machine and dropped my watch in the toilet and both have survived. I feel invincible. 040
Reposted by Emil Čolićjulie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 09/08/2026john wick 4 is a movie about hitting the point of no return and going back to finish a bunch of sidequests before wrapping up the critical path 2535
Reposted by Emil ČolićRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 09/08/2026Clint Eastwood is...Old Sheldon 031
Reposted by Emil ČolićEla Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Science Fiction is when you call it Terra, Fantasy is when you call it Gaia 422172608
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 08/07/2026today we learn lua so we can make a game for our adorable little playdate 030
Reposted by Emil Čolićnat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--" 122785802
Reposted by Emil ČolićMary Kenney @marykgames.com · 17/06/2026the secret sauce of video games is lighting artists im deadass here 2955953
Reposted by Emil Čolić10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/06/2026love being back home all my stuff is here 417412
Reposted by Emil Čolićgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Succession is a documentary 112410
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 14/06/2026amazed how numb I've become to statements like "locust plague storm at white house lawn monster energy UFC fight" 0102
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 12/06/2026tried looking up the full Alien timeline and got this up top because we decided the internet should stop being useful 090
Reposted by Emil ČolićMikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Sometimes you write a tiny little thing in a couple of minutes and it’s just one task among others during a very very busy day but you find out it lands just right. Anyway, yeah, I came up with that and yes, this was 100% my intent. 3835001261
Reposted by Emil Čolićisyourguy @isyourguy.com · 07/06/2026i think you should keep an eye on this store.steampowered.com/app/4682620/...store.steampowered.comPUTRID/SHARP on SteamSlice your way through the stages of rot and search for someone lost in a world that is waiting to end. 0176
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/06/2026as someone working through robert pattinson's full filmography I can tell you this is a guy who has learned the consequences of saying yes before reading the script 0100
Reposted by Emil ČolićSeb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I already miss the Japanese toilets, man. Just sit there, a snake's head endlessly spitting warm water at your butthole, disassociating. It's the closest I'll ever get to a spiritual awakening I reckon. 1122
Reposted by Emil ČolićKatie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 14/01/2025FIVE: We have a level. It's already fully complete with final art. It's an island with a volcano made out of literal donuts. Please write the intro VO a NPC will speak to the player which explains volcano donut island. No, it can't be funny. This game is extremely serious in tone 1587736
Reposted by Emil ČolićChante Goodman @chantefuzz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026That section of the Laufey trailer that felt like the opening of Shrek when they’re rounding up all the fairytale creatures 2162
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/06/2026A five star review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories from @undertow.bsky.social hardcover.app/books/uncert...hardcover.appEmil's Review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha - HardcoverRead Emil's review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha on Hardcover 262
Reposted by Emil Čolićlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat. 15970124
Reposted by Emil ČolićNeven Mrgan @mrgan.com · 26/05/2026Every app is so thirsty after you take a screenshot. “Trying to share this? 🤔 There’s an easier way! 😻 po.ob/1awuM” No I’m screenshotting the fact that your button label is truncated so it says “Usage Anal…” do you have a better way for me to dunk on that with friends 11018
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 26/05/2026one day I will tire of holding our newborn up high and doing the lion king opening but today is not that day 2100
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 24/05/2026great name for a second-tier member of the Hut cartel who will inadvertently betray you in the backroom of a Tatooine cantina 190
Reposted by Emil Čolićjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect 237966
Reposted by Emil ČolićBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 19/05/2026I can't wait to watch froom 1216120
Reposted by Emil ČolićNate Shearer @faultrunner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I can’t believe IGN gave Subnautica 2 a 7 when there’s 300,000 concurrent players. Right after they gave Mixtape a 10? What are they thinking?! The tongue wrestling minigame?! I really need help, my kids hate me with a passion and I haven’t had a meaningful moment with my wife in years. IGN just ga- 1213
Reposted by Emil Čolićjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate, 594611559
Reposted by Emil ČolićCat ✨ @catc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026They really should have called the subgenre fantamance instead of romantasy 🤷♀️ 021
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 17/05/2026kicked off the self hosting journey by wiping a living room mini-pc that's been struggling trying to run windows 11 and plex. Plex feels waaay snappier on zima already. I'm following this great video guide (youtu.be/AtgCcMjtqF0). @dammitjeff.com is delightful guy too which is a plus.youtu.beI Spent a Year Replacing My Subscriptions. Here’s How.YouTube video by Dammit Jeff 1282
Reposted by Emil ČolićSIFTER @sifterhq.bsky.social · 17/05/2026All the world's a stage, and all the people, merely players - and as game players, aren’t we all just queens of endless fascinating courts who desert them as soon as all their resources are sapped? REVIEW www.sifter.com.au/post/titaniu... @nomibelle.bsky.social @apthomson.bsky.social #TitaniumCourt 093
Reposted by Emil ČolićChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026China has announced that they have developed a Sydney Sweeny that runs entirely on clean energy, actually feeding it back into the grid. 860347