Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 29/09/2026I have gazed into the abyssal depths of a cursed tome. A blasphemous volume of cyclopean diagrams and geometries that defy mortal reason. All who behold its vast intricacies are doomed to be driven to madness. 152
Reposted by Emil ČolićPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3141981178
Reposted by Emil ČolićBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/202615 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist 513613
Reposted by Emil Čolićhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161731280
Reposted by Emil Čolićrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy. 19110
Reposted by Emil Čolićisyourguy @isyourguy.com · 26/09/2026something must be done about brisbane 2101
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 21/09/2026One time I got a 3+2 gratis on deodorant which is just too much deodorant but I think Mr Heijn just wanted to see how far he could push me. 110
Reposted by Emil ČolićMr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Quoth the raven, “Macklemore”. 29516
Reposted by Emil Čolićmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket 630266
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 11/09/2026Spent a decade in advertising before breaking into games and well before LLMs. The money spent supporting creatives so they could pursue their own art is now going to OpenAI, and the production process is increasingly replaced by late nights trying prompts. 122
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/09/2026Office team says I'm banned since the burrito incident. But come on. The tubes are burrito-shaped. 030
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/09/2026really grew up thinking if I got an office job I'd get to use pneumatic tubes more 2111
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 25/08/2026Thanks Anya! He is a delightful little lad and we are lucky to have acquired him. 000
Reposted by Emil Čolićmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 25/08/2026you could try to be a better person, but have you considered joining the forces of darkness 2395
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 25/08/2026our four month old gifted me ten hours of interrupted sleep for my birthday 🥹 370
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 23/08/2026This week I have run my phone through the washing machine and dropped my watch in the toilet and both have survived. I feel invincible. 040
Reposted by Emil Čolićjulie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 09/08/2026john wick 4 is a movie about hitting the point of no return and going back to finish a bunch of sidequests before wrapping up the critical path 2535
Reposted by Emil ČolićRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 09/08/2026Clint Eastwood is...Old Sheldon 031
Reposted by Emil ČolićEla Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Science Fiction is when you call it Terra, Fantasy is when you call it Gaia 422172608
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 08/07/2026today we learn lua so we can make a game for our adorable little playdate 030
Reposted by Emil Čolićnat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--" 122785802
Reposted by Emil ČolićMary Kenney @marykgames.com · 17/06/2026the secret sauce of video games is lighting artists im deadass here 2955953
Reposted by Emil Čolić10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/06/2026love being back home all my stuff is here 417412
Reposted by Emil Čolićgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Succession is a documentary 112410
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 14/06/2026amazed how numb I've become to statements like "locust plague storm at white house lawn monster energy UFC fight" 0102
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 12/06/2026tried looking up the full Alien timeline and got this up top because we decided the internet should stop being useful 090
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 09/06/2026I mean the warning is right there at the top it's gonna get you to sleep. Thoughts and prayers 🙏 110
Reposted by Emil ČolićMikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Sometimes you write a tiny little thing in a couple of minutes and it’s just one task among others during a very very busy day but you find out it lands just right. Anyway, yeah, I came up with that and yes, this was 100% my intent. 3835001261
Reposted by Emil Čolićisyourguy @isyourguy.com · 07/06/2026i think you should keep an eye on this store.steampowered.com/app/4682620/...store.steampowered.comPUTRID/SHARP on SteamSlice your way through the stages of rot and search for someone lost in a world that is waiting to end. 0176
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/06/2026as someone working through robert pattinson's full filmography I can tell you this is a guy who has learned the consequences of saying yes before reading the script 0100
Reposted by Emil ČolićSeb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I already miss the Japanese toilets, man. Just sit there, a snake's head endlessly spitting warm water at your butthole, disassociating. It's the closest I'll ever get to a spiritual awakening I reckon. 1122
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 04/06/2026I don't know what that means but hopefully I survive long enough to find out 000
Reposted by Emil ČolićKatie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 14/01/2025FIVE: We have a level. It's already fully complete with final art. It's an island with a volcano made out of literal donuts. Please write the intro VO a NPC will speak to the player which explains volcano donut island. No, it can't be funny. This game is extremely serious in tone 1587736
Reposted by Emil ČolićChante Goodman @chantefuzz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026That section of the Laufey trailer that felt like the opening of Shrek when they’re rounding up all the fairytale creatures 2162
Emil Čolić @chol.ch · 02/06/2026A five star review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories from @undertow.bsky.social hardcover.app/books/uncert...hardcover.appEmil's Review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha - HardcoverRead Emil's review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories by Thomas Ha on Hardcover 262