Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026tarot reader: this card is called guy getting stabbed, it’s a major arcana recipient: oh, that’s concerning reader: no, it’s upside down so it’s great news. it’s beside the happy baby card recipient: wow, great! reader: in this context the happy baby is an ill portent of doom 1280
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026designer: i want to do something ill advised with our tools engineer type 1: i have wisdom and guidance to share on this topic so that i may nurture your learning! engineer type 2, blowing dust off a large gun from the cabinet labeled BANNED TECH: here, kid. just don't pull the trigger indoors 28715
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026trader joe’s is a cursed place for me. i will emerge from the store with a full cart, somehow having forgotten to buy eggs or milk but with 49 boxes of Trader Joe’s Presents - FunnyOs: Pork Rind Breakfast Cereal With A Hint Of Sriracha And Honey-Lime 2300
Reposted by Katie Chironisdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047181038
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026producer: the engineering team's all busy, so we slated your feature request for work in 17 years. or you could ask Gorg designer: who? producer: he's that guy who has no job description. lives in a pond. eats entrails. he will implement your feature immediately. you didn't hear it from me, though 1240359
Reposted by Katie Chironisalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026said it before and i'll say it again: the number one writing hack is just to make friends. you can either spend an hour in an obscure & contentious reddit forum trying to figure out what a 2012 camaro sounds like or you can ask your buddy, the Car Guy 191789347
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026started a BotW family playthrough, and husband and i take turns playing with the kids. today i showed them all the secret mom combat techniques their dad doesn’t use: running away, exploiting enemy vision ranges, and killing things with 1000 arrows rather than entering melee range 2821
Reposted by Katie ChironisBrie @briechindeyerle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Louder for people in the back, "Art has throughput and quality bars. Engineering has velocity, defect rates, build health. QA has coverage and escape rates. Production has burndowns and forecasts... The decision layer has status updates." www.productionalchemist.com/p/inever-see...productionalchemist.comI Have Never Seen a Game Fail Because the Artists Were Too SlowAI is optimising the cheapest part of production 418362
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i love in medias res experiences so much that my first final fantasy game was X-2, on accident, and i played all 100 hours without questioning it. at the end i was like “dang they never really fully covered who that unnamed blonde guy was but it’s probably not important” 1401
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 27/07/20261000xRESIST is now firmly in the top slot for “games that have made me cry the most.” great videogame. it’s about so many different things and yet it all comes together so well, like a poem. 2033949
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026lots of big differences between people who play RPGs and people who don’t, but IMO the sharpest skill check is “have you intimately memorized the layout of a japanese high school or not” 3642
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026airports suck, but Burbank is the best airport. parking lot is approx 39 inches from your plane. you think you want your bag from baggage claim? they’ve already psychic beamed it directly into your car trunk, have a nice day. only 1 restaurant, but it’s Guy Fieri themed, as all restaurants should be 14915
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026watching/playing pokemon with my kids has given me a new appreciation for the insane transmedia strategy this IP had right out of the gate. a banger video game series, CCG, and a solid tie-in anime in the same 12 months? could a company in 2026 ever hope to pull that off??? 7842
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my belief is that at the end of the day, great games are made by groups of people who have high trust with each other & can fluidly execute a shared vision. which is a small part of why these layoffs are so devastating- it's not just about jobs, it's about these "trust structures" being torn apart. 71394301
Reposted by Katie ChironisAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you! 4173612272
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026(looking at blueprint) jesus christ, who worked on this content last? this is in terrible condition. i would never shame anyone, but i need to see who it was and shake my head in disdain a little. let's go check the perforce history an-- 91414
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i have two children, and they are very different. we saw a little bird on the lawn this morning, a bird we’d never seen before. my daughter, 4, said “wow, so cute!” my son, 2.5, pointed and stated emphatically “i eat him” 419019
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026went to clean up my hard drive today, got to Steam. there are folders in here for games now defunct-- Highguard, Concord, Marvel's Avengers; and other folders for private "friends & family" betas for games that never shipped, or may not ship. i need the HDD space back. and yet. 1570
Reposted by Katie Chironis𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw 2481873904
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026instant tears. thank you Destiny 2 for being an important space for me and my friends over the years and for giving me some of the highest highs i've experienced while gaming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUz...youtube.comDestiny 2 | So Far, TogetherYouTube video by Destiny 2 0222
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026hi friends- we're looking to hire a progression designer on my team! we're remote friendly (1 onsite/year) and implementation skills are a must for this role. i absolutely love this team and game. i'm not the hiring manager, but my DMs are open for questions! job-boards.greenhouse.io/teamlfg/jobs...job-boards.greenhouse.ioPrincipal Progression Economy DesignerUnited States, Remote 911585
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026five years ago i gave my husband a cute nickname in my phone, but i have to say now (years later) it is really fucking humbling to be struggling thru the Costco aisles with two screaming kids and barking into my phone, “siri, i said CALL HUSBANDOLORIAN” 1725
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026wake up hikaru utada, we need you on the front lines girl bsky.app/profile/wari... 0120
Reposted by Katie Chironis/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026nocaps takes a look at the history of Game Jams, the commercial games they've spawned, and the future of the form in the absence of Ludum Dare. WATCH NOW on noclip_2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XONj... (by @nocapsbb.bsky.social)youtube.comthe Past, Present & Future of Game Jams - nocaps_2YouTube video by noclip_2 310019
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026sometimes late at night i am confronted with a troubling thought: maybe in 2026 everyone has just forgotten how to make video games. then i am confronted with a more troubling thought: perhaps we actually never knew how to make video games in the first place 1221417
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026watching F1 from a game design perspective is so funny because all of the rulesets and guidelines amount to We Didn’t Think Car Could Be Like That 3423
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026future career goals? honestly if the opportunity aligns someday, i would love to be the guy standing on top of the shed with my rifle, looking around in a little 180 degree vision cone and waiting for the protagonist to come by 4321
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 01/06/20262026 feminism is about rejecting the emotional & mental labor inflicted upon you by Okta Verify 413130
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026thoughts & prayers for the rocket league team who are transitioning from UE3 to UE6 in one fell swoop, that is a hell of a jump (but yes the cars do look pretty) www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5d7...youtube.comRocket League x Unreal Engine 6 - Official Reveal Announcement TrailerYouTube video by IGN 0292
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026good: i bought a bunch of snacks to send you a care package this week bad: i ate the snacks good: ...but i bought new snacks to replace them bad: i ate those as well, 0220
Reposted by Katie ChironisGreg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America 220155263931
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026an underrated game dev skill IMO is being able to realize “this person and I have been discussing (thing) for months, and yet i think we have slightly different versions of (thing) in our heads. let’s get together and talk about that in excruciating detail” 427833
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 01/04/2026when i was a kid i always found it unrealistic that padme died of a "broken heart" after luke and leia were born. but now i think it's actually the most realistic thing ever, that a society with flying spaceships and shit still has absolutely no idea how to, like, care for a postpartum woman 1663
Reposted by Katie Chironisadamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026we've come up with a system where you can demonstrate growth to shareholders by hiring more people than you should, but also you can demonstrate growth by firing more people than you should. we call it the economy and we think it's going to be great 6362110
Reposted by Katie ChironisMr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 12/03/2026If we're doing game design doc discourse, I highly, highly recommend following this template from @kchironis.bsky.social 68018
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026ADAM, TURNING TO GOD: i feel like you could have roped me into this process sooner, there's critical context i'm missing. can you include my department at an earlier step next time? 1292
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 10/02/2026medieval peasants: what grand works do ye bring of the future, lady me, holding up phone: so it’s a soulslike extraction friendslop with twitch integration and collector elements peasant: and doth it bring joy ? me: oh definitely, for like 4 hours yeah 216918
Reposted by Katie Chironisamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay 47144952915
Reposted by Katie ChironisTheo Sanderson @theo.io · 08/02/2026I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detailbluesky-map.theo.ioBluesky MapInteractive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern. 66572492153
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026why is game dev feedback always kinda like this 128047
Reposted by Katie ChironisKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it 152137142850
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026i tagged you in that thread. i expanded the DM into a channel. i ported the DM to the thread and then turned the thread into a huddle. i'm operating on planes of existence you've never even heard of. i'm speaking holy tongues to the angels, in the huddle. the huddle is pinging you. join the huddle 4503
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026protect your peace. right click Slack > mark all as read. namaste 2431
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Heartbreaking: Kindest, Gentlest Person You Know Is Just A Real Fuckin Sociopath In Arc Raiders 3412
Reposted by Katie ChironisSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870461851
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025something that goes against everything in my nature…? yes, it’s being asked to insert Screw G into Hole B as depicted on page 11 of the booklet. i respectfully believe that is an insane ask and i rebuke it. why is this dollhouse installed backwards and upside down? please, no further questions 0230
Reposted by Katie Chironismichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If there's one thing I hate to taste, it's my own medicine. Of all the things I want taste, my own medicine ranks dead last. I'd taste any medicine you threw at me unless it's my own. I hate it when my friends are tasting my medicine and they're like "oh this is so good you should try some"—fuck off 316628
Reposted by Katie ChironisRaj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 20/12/2025We may still see a few more layoffs added for 2025 as I learn of ones I may have missed (there are always some of those) or new ones emerge (not all regions take the last weeks of the month off) but a few more won't make a dramatic change now so behold the state of games industry layoffs. 🧵 27329
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025alternative math curriculum for game developers: - probabilities and loot tables, aka If you Fuck This Up Your Endgame Playerbase Will Be So Mad At You, Pay Attention - physics, aka Oh God Is The Player Stuck In That Wall Again - vector math, aka Bullet Logic Is Mostly Raycasts Honestly 721934