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chickenscratchj

@chickenscratchj.bsky.social
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Sentient potato with beard writing dogshit level posts since 1995. You shouldn't follow me.

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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think way too often about Howard Dean's weird yell
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone's rightfully posting the "gay sophisticate" Daffy comic panel, but I personally think this one takes the cake
A comic panel of Daffy Duck bugging a visibly annoyed Bugs Bunny. 

Daffy: Teach me how to be a gay irresponsible rabbit like you... will ya, huh? Will ya?
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When you are ordering a deal from a pizza place for a discounted one topping pizza extra cheese should be an option for your one topping and not an extra charge. Anyway I'm Chickenscratchj and I'm an independent running for Congress.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Arya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound
Alt: Arya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound
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Gris @harething.com · 12/10/2026
we used to call it 'playing on the computer' now look at this wretched place
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shining twins
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
‘I Could Fight a Bear,’ Says Man Who Can’t Call Out Rapist Friend thehardtimes.net/culture/i-co...
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‘I Could Fight a Bear,’ Says Man Who Can’t Call Out Rapist Friend
AUSTIN, Texas — Local man Brad Callahan confirmed Tuesday that he could absolutely take a full-grown grizzly in unarmed combat, moments before... Get the full story
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Truthout @truthout.org · 13/10/2026
Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.
truthout.org
Rep. Delia Ramirez Introduces Landmark Bill to Abolish DHS, ICE, and CBP
The Department of Homeland Security was established in 2002 as part of the Bush administration’s war on terror.
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm glad I was too busy today and missed this discourse. I think I would have stroked out. It gives real men think they can take X animal energy but oh so very very racist.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
system alert
a drawing of a computer desktop with an excessive number of files on it. Like way too many files for me to want to write them all down.
Something is dripping out of them.
A series of alert windows are open above them saying.
"you need to clean your desktop immediately.
Something crawled inside one of the file folders and died.
It smells terrible in here.
Whatever it is, it's leaking."
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So that Suno ad is purposely trying to make it look like Gaga is using their shitty AI right?
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did Shane Gillis see Lorne do a hit and run? This sucks so bad. Why does he keep getting to come back
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Almost crashing my car because I can't handle Google maps new dommy mommy AI voice
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ew
Niobrara river from a hill top looking from Nebraska to South Dakota
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a view while you poop
View out a window from when you sit on the toilet in this cabin. Green space surrounded by forest. In the middle way across the field are chairs around a fire pit on a sandy beach going down to a creak
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't. 
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like I'm reasonably certain that if someone handwrote notes and put them in my mailbox that said "we're going to stop the tranny menace" or whatever that would be a crime. I don't see why having them printed on glossy cardstock makes it okay.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly i should be able to sue the republican candidate in my district for sending me hate mail, based on the mailers I get.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Bugs Unlimited @notmydeath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have come to help your Republicans get elected. To do so I will tell the ranchers in one of the biggest beef producing states in the country to go fuck themselves
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoa
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth screaming at soldiers for not getting their choreography right while threatening to test their testosterone
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss beef jerky
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely delicious. Maybe one of the best I've ever had. Lots of umami, I only used half the dried peppers and that was the perfect heat level for me. Garlic, onion, seaweed. It said to let them sit in the boiled water for 5 minutes in would have maybe waited just another minute.
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Warm tip At first I was like "well yeah, duh" Then I remembered Americans are dumb as shit. I love a noodle bowl with a million packets. Give me all the packets.
Instructions list on the side of the bowl and a "warm tip" that says of there are any quality problems(such as mildew, bulging, leakage) please do not eat.Bowl of noodles says Spicy Flat noodles with a picture of big noodles and a bowlEverything from the container. Tiny fork, package of noodles, dehydrated ingredients, spicy peppers, and two sauce packets
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good thread and great article
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good flavor. Sweeter than I was expecting but has some garlic and onion to it. The spice comes on slowly and gives a nice little burn eventually. Like a too sweet Siracha. Little too sweet for me. Don't know if I'd get again.
Bag of Sindangdong Tteokbokki hot and spicy Korean snack.
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know the parking lot is mostly empty but come on...
CVS parking lot that's mostly empty except for a pickup truck that is parked diagonally across three parking spot and a car that's parked across four spots
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fucking ghoulish. Just absolutely disgusting
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My partner replied when I sent them the picture: Armed with what? Trumpets and harps? Got a trunk full of halos?
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chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Heavenly armed." Constantly having to repair my old shit box to own the libs.
Shitty old cop car with Trump Trooper on the side. At the back it says Heavenly armed
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harpy @harpy.party · 23/09/2026
oh no!
tin of limited edition Hello Kitty spam.  they spammed my girl
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