chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I think way too often about Howard Dean's weird yell 000
Reposted by chickenscratchj🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Everyone's rightfully posting the "gay sophisticate" Daffy comic panel, but I personally think this one takes the cake 2351711667
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026When you are ordering a deal from a pizza place for a discounted one topping pizza extra cheese should be an option for your one topping and not an extra charge. Anyway I'm Chickenscratchj and I'm an independent running for Congress. 000
Reposted by chickenscratchjJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity. 98129203800
Reposted by chickenscratchjJacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public. 75150525632
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comArya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The HoundAlt: Arya Kill List: Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound 000
Reposted by chickenscratchjGris @harething.com · 12/10/2026we used to call it 'playing on the computer' now look at this wretched place 71246402
Reposted by chickenscratchjThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 14/10/2026‘I Could Fight a Bear,’ Says Man Who Can’t Call Out Rapist Friend thehardtimes.net/culture/i-co...thehardtimes.net‘I Could Fight a Bear,’ Says Man Who Can’t Call Out Rapist FriendAUSTIN, Texas — Local man Brad Callahan confirmed Tuesday that he could absolutely take a full-grown grizzly in unarmed combat, moments before... Get the full story 320442
Reposted by chickenscratchjTruthout @truthout.org · 13/10/2026Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.truthout.orgRep. Delia Ramirez Introduces Landmark Bill to Abolish DHS, ICE, and CBPThe Department of Homeland Security was established in 2002 as part of the Bush administration’s war on terror. 18587142175
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm glad I was too busy today and missed this discourse. I think I would have stroked out. It gives real men think they can take X animal energy but oh so very very racist. 020
Reposted by chickenscratchjkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie? 1274073636
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So that Suno ad is purposely trying to make it look like Gaga is using their shitty AI right? 000
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Did Shane Gillis see Lorne do a hit and run? This sucks so bad. Why does he keep getting to come back 010
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Almost crashing my car because I can't handle Google maps new dommy mommy AI voice 010
Reposted by chickenscratchjYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one 112620
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Love a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a view while you poop 000
Reposted by chickenscratchjWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 12074251893
Reposted by chickenscratchjCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't.  618214
Reposted by chickenscratchjMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026like I'm reasonably certain that if someone handwrote notes and put them in my mailbox that said "we're going to stop the tranny menace" or whatever that would be a crime. I don't see why having them printed on glossy cardstock makes it okay. 746124
Reposted by chickenscratchjMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026honestly i should be able to sue the republican candidate in my district for sending me hate mail, based on the mailers I get. 852640
Reposted by chickenscratchjbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A New Color (1/5🧵) 85116953922
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have come to help your Republicans get elected. To do so I will tell the ranchers in one of the biggest beef producing states in the country to go fuck themselves 010
Reposted by chickenscratchjryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher 211436117
Reposted by chickenscratchjpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168125322685
Reposted by chickenscratchjDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!” 914107707
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hegseth screaming at soldiers for not getting their choreography right while threatening to test their testosterone 100
Reposted by chickenscratchjAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit 2587143
Reposted by chickenscratchjJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100052093
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Absolutely delicious. Maybe one of the best I've ever had. Lots of umami, I only used half the dried peppers and that was the perfect heat level for me. Garlic, onion, seaweed. It said to let them sit in the boiled water for 5 minutes in would have maybe waited just another minute. 000
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Warm tip At first I was like "well yeah, duh" Then I remembered Americans are dumb as shit. I love a noodle bowl with a million packets. Give me all the packets. 100
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good flavor. Sweeter than I was expecting but has some garlic and onion to it. The spice comes on slowly and gives a nice little burn eventually. Like a too sweet Siracha. Little too sweet for me. Don't know if I'd get again. 000
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know the parking lot is mostly empty but come on... 001
Reposted by chickenscratchjInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971131375
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fucking ghoulish. Just absolutely disgusting 030
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My partner replied when I sent them the picture: Armed with what? Trumpets and harps? Got a trunk full of halos? 001
chickenscratchj @chickenscratchj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Heavenly armed." Constantly having to repair my old shit box to own the libs. 100