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Bill Patterson

@chicagolawyer.bsky.social
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Dad. IP lawyer for entrepreneurs and innovative companies. Another guy on Twi…Bluesky.

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
predatory pricing.
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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
JR: On what universe did anyone in your office think that was acceptable? DOJ: Your honor, we did our best -- JR: No, you did not do your best. You did your absolute worst.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Middle aged lawyer problems: "Oh, this seems like a problem above my pay-grade. I'll just pass it up to the senior partner on the case." {Gazes forlornly at the signature block with your own name at the top}
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perry: "What's the Department of Justice's standard for opening a criminal investigation against a person?" Whalen: "Probable cause." Perry: "No, that's for bringing charges."
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☠°。Die Siebenschläfern *.゚☠ @sababausa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is preposterous as it is monstrous Pike survived the execution procedure and now her lawyers, unable to reach the governor or state AG office, are rushing an emergency motion to the Tennessee Supreme Court in their *car* seeking an order to get her medical care
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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kevin s. pumpkins @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Southbound traffic could still get through if they weren't cowards
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Milan Markovic @profmarkovic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's odd that AI has been normalized for legal research even though it is quite bad at legal research.
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gregorg @greg.org · 29/08/2026
I was getting pumped for a long thread about Dolly Parton defeating Elvis's bullying manager, and ended up with an exploration of how an undocumented immigrant hid his Dutch accent by posing as a West Viriginia hillbilly. five stars, would read again:
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I tried to think of something clever to say here but I couldn't. Please just read this thread.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Things I learned this evening. TJ “Stonewall” Jackson’s sister Laura split with her brother over the Civil War, AND when she found out he’d died in 1863 said she “would rather know that he was dead than to have him a leader in the rebel army” DAYUM
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There are going to be Democrats who say we shouldn’t rip it all out — it’s already built, we have other priorities — but removing the visible signs of Trumpism is absolutely necessary.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 13/08/2026
Yea you see, the problem here is that what historians actually do is construct the ‘well structured large historical dataset’.What you’re saying is that Claude can write an elementary school level paper on like the civil war
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
science.org
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
9th Cir. holds that the Bad Spaniels parody toy of a Jack Daniel's bottle is unlikely to harm the reputation of Jack Daniel's trademarks *because* it is parody. Held: no dilution by tarnishment; remanded for entry of judgment in favor of Bad Spaniels maker. cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
After all, no matter how similar to its famous counterpart, a parodic junior mark ultimately “relies upon a difference from the original mark, presumably a humorous difference, in order to produce its desired effect.”  Jordache Enters. v. Hogg Wyld, Ltd., 828 F.2d 1482, 1486 (10th Cir. 1987).  Dr. Simonson’s analysis ignored the effect of a “humorous difference” on whether Bad Spaniels harms the reputation of JDPI’s famous marks.  To be sure, the district court credited Dr. Simonson’s conclusion that the first step of his dilution analysis was satisfied “because the point of VIP’s product was to bring Jack Daniel’s whiskey to mind”; that conclusion was based on VIP’s transparently parodic use.  But there is no evidence that Dr. Simonson considered the parodic nature of VIP’s junior marks when building Jack Daniel’s ANM, or that satire otherwise factored into his analysis of the mental association between the disputed marks.  Parody, however, is inherent in the Bad Spaniels product—indeed, as Dr. Simonson recognized, it was the “whole point.”  Failing to consider the effect of VIP’s obvious parody on the likelihood of tarnishment was a critical misstep, and the district court erred in adopting the conclusions that followed.
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Lisa P. Ramsey @lpramsey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Highly recommend this article - Comedian Daring Buc-ee's To Sue Takes Dig At Brand Policing (www.law360.com/articles/250...) - about Buc-ee's aggressive enforcement of trademark rights in its logo (a bucktoothed cartoon beaver wearing a red baseball cap), with a few quotes from me.
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Comedian Daring Buc-ee's To Sue Takes Dig At Brand Policing - Law360
The string of lawsuits Buc-ee's Ltd. has filed against businesses it says mimic its popular beaver branding has caught the attention of comedian John Oliver, who unveiled a bucktoothed "Buc-Off" masco...
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 28/07/2026
Every school wants to find more money, but when Ohio State can get $17 million annually for patches, others fall behind even more than if no one had done patches in the first place. The search for money to catch up is actually increasing the gap.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Folks should read how this ends, bc it's the kind of oversight that Dems are doing for which they get little credit, and it's something they can build on if/when they win the House.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Starting an ongoing thread of off-the-pitch Nice Things at the World Cup. It's gonna get long over the next few weeks. 1. Curaçao. All of it.
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‘Everyone is welcome with us’: Curaçao want you along for their first World Cup ride
The smallest nation ever to compete in the tournament celebrate the long adventure that got them there, and remember those who cannot be there to enjoy it with them
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The crown is in the gutter but I don't see anyone else picking it up. China is still wrecking its youth's future, Europe is skimming off only a handful of scientists, & no one else has the resources even in principle to replace the US. All we have to do is decisively crush MAGA and restore funding.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down and notice that the US isn't the only great power fucking up here, and that everything wrong with the US is fucking fixable. The next several years are going to be fucking ugly. They are not going to be the end of the US or its ability to excel.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Chicago’s air quality is among the worst in the world as wildfire smoke hits. blockclubchi.co/4pHdrpf
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One other point to be made about Wurman's assimilation claims is that the entire world is dramatically more "Western" today than it's ever been. Basic concepts like democratic elections are now the norm, and immigrants arriving today were born in countries looking more the USA than ever before.
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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Speaking as just one guy who sues the government a lot: This basically does not happen. It is a transparent effort to shut down further inquiry by conceding relief. What they are seeking to cover up must be unspeakably bad.
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I cannot explain to you how deeply terrifying and anger-inducing it is to have cops and national guard marching down your street after dark and despite constantly posting about occupied Memphis no one gives a shit. yes, I mean my actual street where I live. I live posted it.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Eating Popcorn
ALT: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Eating Popcorn
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
oh shit they all got signed!! here’s some good trans legislative news for once
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Natalie Wright, Ph.D. @coereba.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fucking USMNT playing strong!!! Like I’m watching our women!!!
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nothing bad in the United States is ever over, including constitutional things. These were the same arguments rejected over a century ago, and they'll be back again and we'll have to kill them again. Con law is basically about shotgunning zombies. rarely do you get a headshot.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In a sane world (an alt reality) today's dissents would sufficient to warrant Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito's impeachment and removal from office. If you defy the plain words, meaning, intent, history, precedent of a black letter constitutional injunction u are abusing your power and should be removed.
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I wonder if in 1944 there was a law professor thinking: "Man, I wish MY work was cited in the Korematsu decision. How cool would it be to be cited in support of making 120,000+ people suffer greatly?" #Satire
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/06/2026
oh holy shit it’s only 5-4 on the constitutional question! the plain words of the 14th amendment only get five votes! this is much worse than I thought, these people need to be stopped
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s important to keep today’s birthright citizenship decision in context. First, SCOTUS left the status of a fundamental, explicitly articulated constitutional right uncertain for over a year all to affirm what was clear from the issuance of Trump’s EO. Birthright citizenship cannot be abridged.
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Anil Kalhan @akalhan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Jim Crow John
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