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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 21h
THAT scene in SUPERMAN III. iykyk
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 23h
Josh Allen found his old Bad Idea Jeans in the back of his closet and wore them shits
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan paying the karmic price for their week 1 "win"
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the plus side, at least baseball can't hurt me today
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart...
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is this good
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you ready for Nathan Fielder Fall?
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird that the Guardian has chosen to show nothing but Teslas when the demand for EVs in Australia is mostly Chinese builds
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tolle gave us what we needed as a rook in hostile territory. Extend him now, and please let me hug him after.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to Merloni correct Rizzo in real time is just another reminder of why we need to stop having made up network booths for the playoffs
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adley with a Youkilisian at bat
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's. Fucking. Go.
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Wally The Green Monster Dances for Boston Red Sox
Alt: Wally The Green Monster Dances for Boston Red Sox
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An all-timer. PAC and this match.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Cubs Go?
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How come no one told me that Resident Evil 4 starred Chris Gaines
Chris Gaines Greatest Hits
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what is pain
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is your reminder to take the time to taste the Welch's
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can it stay there
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In my ten-plus years of watching AFL, I have never seen anything last night's Grand Final. One for the ages, and this captures it flawlessly.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I. Fucking. Love. Grand Final Day.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The AFL Grand Final is on FS1 tomorrow night at 11:30 central for anyone awake or interested or wanting to record. Kylie Minogue is your entertainment, if that's a draw
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While I do not fault Mark Hamill, this dude cannot abide a Darkwing Duck without Jim Cummings. They will be getting dangerous without me.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see you've been to Lake of the Ozarks
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PISS MISSILE
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Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
Alt: Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It does not appear that anyone told the Rays that the Red Sox should clinch today.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Come on, it was way more than three," she added
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't let the intrusive thoughts win don't let the intrusive thoughts win don't let the intrusive thoughts win *takes deep breath, clears throat, grabs microphone* I call my penis the Chili's Triple Dipper
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin is the first man in history who looks like his cocaine was stepped on with Ozempic
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A NORTH CAROLINA AREA HEAD COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACH WHOSE PERSONAL LIFE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WITH A CRAZY BUT SUCCESSFUL DECISION
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I have never once slammed my dick in a car door" exclaims man balls deep in the hinges of a Ford Focus
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hub Person Walks On Television
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mulaney was just a horse loose in a hospital at the Emmys
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The "We Still Hate Each Other, But We Love Money" tour
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This Michigan team is playing like they couldn't beat Western Michigan
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eli Stone, a show ahead of its time that also could never be made today.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
never forget
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
May we all be honored as deeply.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike was right: hip stuff.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On that drive, Mike Vrabel fucked the Seahawks defense harder than he... Acted in that old Dunkin commercial.
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... didn't think we'd need this again so soon
Sam Darnold is out indefinitely with ankle stuff
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Evergreen skeet
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We do not talk enough about what an absolute work of art Nathan Fielder's FINDING FRANCES is
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My twin brother is a man with a Michigan tattoo. His text to me: "Apparently nobody knows when games are over"
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unrelated to anything, meet Rocco He's the cat one. I'm the doughy one.
Rocco is a funny kitten on my shoulder
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You could say he should've done the UTEP two-step ... I agree with you and will show myself out
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
By the way, Julian Mack has been doing some of the best baseball work out there
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the bright line for CBS? The network that hired Bari Weiss to run their news division? The network of Whisky Fridays with whatever the fuck his name is? Jesus fuck, CBS aired AfterMASH! THIS is the line?
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There is no more complete AEW experience than working Wembley on Sunday and Allen, Texas, on Wednesday
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kevin @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Walk. It. Off.
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