iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

if your post does not directly contribute to the reduction and eventual elimination of the federal deficit, you should not post it. i personally ensure that every single one of my posts upholds this standard, a standard i encourage you all to adopt as well

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Lisa @bugtype.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Peeper is obsessed with blueberries but hates the skin, and she's really good at somehow eating just the inside while spitting out the rest in a single piece

Peeper the duck peeping at a blueberry on the bottom of her pool

My hand holding a perfect blueberry skin with the middle eaten away

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 26/10/2023

I'm providing super affordable edits on science fiction, fantasy, and horror short stories, novellas, and novels! Tryna get that freelance life going, you feel? Anyway, check out my gig if you're in need of edits! I edit with lots of love. 🥺🧡 www.fiverr.com/s/NPG9wZ

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Bryannagary: I will edit your spec fic short story, novella, or book for $10 on fiverr.com

Fiverr freelancer will provide Book Editing services and edit your spec fic short story, novella, or book including Voice & tone consistency within 10 days

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LA Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

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Poorly designed image of a candy bar split open on an orange background with book covers for Red Darkling and Bonkpocalypse on the cut edges. Text above says: "PARENTS Check your kids' Halloween candy this Halloween! Some sick bastards are hiding their published works inside candy bars to get kids hooked on humorous scifi novels. If you find Red Darkling or Bonkpocalypse in your kids' Snickers or Twix, don't let those spoiled brats have all the fun. Remove the books carefully and read them yourself while scarfing that sweet, sweet HFCS."

Text under the image says: "this message brought to you by the No Bandwagon Left Behind ad council."

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 18/10/2023

I’ve been thinking about how tiny changes of phrasing can elicit different responses to the same message. Today I got annoyed at someone who said to me “all I ask is that you…” I wouldn’t have gotten annoyed if they said “I’d appreciate if you…”

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 13/10/2023

Hi. I run a speculative fiction writers' group on Discord. We've just crossed 200 members! Feel free to hit me up if you write spec fic (sci-fi, fantasy, horror) and would like a community of friendly fellow spec fic writers! Ok, that's it, love you, bye. 👋🏾

Digital illustration of a horseback rider wielding a spear of lightning on a cliff with a spiked skull.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 09/10/2023

So, Google made some changes to their algorithm that have severely impacted my little noodle blog and where it appears on search engines (namely, of course, Google). I'd appreciate any help you can give, especially by subscribing to my newsletter for noodly content! theangrynoodle.com/author/

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Subscribe to The Angry Noodle for bookish and writerly content, as well as personality quizzes, rants, and more!

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2023

checking in on twitter lately is just the 'damn bitch you live like this' meme

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2023

Three 👑s 📽️

Three Godzilla suit actors doing their signiture walks on a street, Tsutomu Kitagawa (1999-2004), Haruo Nakajima (1954-1972) and Kenpachiro Satsuma (1984-1995)

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Archer @archerlewys.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

twitch.tv/archerlewys hey everyone!! I just realised that I'm 15 followers away from 1K followers on twitch!! if we could get to 1k by the end of the year, that'd be awesome! (also my affiliate anniversary is coming up very soon, hoping to have something planned for it soon!)

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Hey all! The name's Archer, I'm a transmasc nonbinary frog lad (he/they pronouns), a type 1 diabetic, and honestly? I'm just here chillin'! Come join us at the Froggie Pond!

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is I can do great things if I just get out of my own way/head about it.

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

My superpower is that if I look at a picture of a bone for longer than 5 seconds that bone will start to hurt.

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

When you stumble upon ancient scriptures

Someone wrote on the sidewalk “If the Beatles were any good then why weren’t they on any Tony Hawk soundtracks?”

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

"Man Bsky is kinda lame today wtf" - Guy who is actually on Xtwit. T'was me. I'm himeth.

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DeathEngine2 @de2.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

on puter

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

Listen here buddy. I’m not interrupting because I’m rude. I’m interrupting because I already know what I’m going to say and if I don’t say it now I’ll forget by the time you finish.

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 12/09/2023

You'd think corporations would embrace working from home or at least hybrid considering the money saved and the productivity it's been proven to have. Nope. Better appease our real estate overlords. 🙃

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

but also, acab includes dril & his centrist/libertarian (derogatory) hoard of incel virgins. but like actually though. imagine being such a weak bitchmade dickless shitbeard you need to cry to twitter because you’re called out on sucking. fucking cop theatrics lmao.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Egad, an egret 🪶

Snowy egret wading in a pond. Black beak and yellow goggles around the eyes, rakish mullet of feathers hanging down at the back of the head

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Phantasmagloria @gloriaboboria.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

Finally finished this pic and now i'm tired of looking at it.

A rabbit in a pink waitress uniform sits in a typical anime post

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 17/07/2023

⚠️ Silly Little Guy Alert ⚠️ Y'all ever seen that Elmo on fire meme? Well, it's my favorite. My favorite meme. And as it turns out, KnitHappensTR on Etsy happened to have the perrrrrfect pattern to try. So I made a silly little guy. A silly little Elmo on fire meme guy. Fitting, no? 🤔

Original Elmo on Fire meme, depicting a crudely designed Elmo raising his hands up while surrounded by fire.

Photo of my crocheted Elmo on a red background, looking real goofy with kind of discombobulated eyes and fingers. Sorry.

Photo of my crocheted Elmo leaning against a black bookshelf with its hands in the air.

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Kim Crayton [She/Her] @kimcrayton1.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

This is what y’all always fail to grasp When you prioritize the Black folx, who both sit at the intersection of EVERY marginalization AND are the DIRECT targets of white supremacy and anti-Blackness, all others are protected by default…but what the fuck do I know

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($3.11/$100) Kay Salvatore 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉 @iwritecoolstuff.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

to borrow a quote from James Baldwin: “The truth which frees [Black autistic] people will also free white [autistic] people, but this is a truth which white [autistic] people find very difficult to swallow.”

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

I just don’t have good ideas with my phone in my hand. That’s why I never post! Yea… they’ll buy that.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 11/07/2023

Fun reminder time again! There is no way to “earn” billions of dollars; there is only theft and evil dipshittery to steal billions of dollars.

Yes we can poster but it’s of a guillotine for guillotine 2023

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S. Morgan Burbank | Project Tasman Releases Nov. 11 @anotherindiewriter.com · 11/07/2023

My coming novel, Woodpusher, is up on Goodreads. If you're into sci-fi, dystopia, dumpster fire lesbians who have to save the world, or adding books to your TBR and never thinking about them again, click the link below and add it. #authors www.goodreads.com/book/show/6147607…

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Woodpusher (Azaes Realm, #2)

The forthcoming sequel to Kotov Syndrome and book #2 in…

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

You’re not the main character. The main character is definitely a cat.

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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

This toddler is a menace to society and must be stopped.

Headline from an online article: "A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America"

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

The bard really did coin every phrase...

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C.H. Ashton @chashton.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

I have been yelled at for not posting to the sky app. So I am posting to the sky app. Honestly this place seems pretty cool.

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